When you were back in School

Halcyon · 30-01-2005, 15:42

Do you remember any strange things or experiences you had back in school ?
Maybe you did something exciting, set the place on fire, fell in love with a teacher, became the school comedian, or whatever, do tell.

I was thinking back to what happened in my time and two things spring to mind that people kept talking about for a long time.

1) One day I was asked to take the television from the library to the mobile classrooms. It was this big 21" thing and you had to have it against you like you were hugging it in order to hold it at the back.
Anyway I came out and didnt see the plug trailing behind which got stuck in a bookshelf and did this elastic band effect where the TV just bounced out of my hands and fell to the floor.
The speakers fell out and the casing broke. Luckily I was not made to pay for it but it certainly made a loud bang when it fell.

2) The other thing happened one summers day during the school photo.
Every 4 years there is this whole school photograph and it was a hot day and they had those big stand things where you go up and there is a top row, middle row, bottom row, etc....anyway it was really high up and we ended up being on the top row and we were standing up for ages whilst they installed the whole school. I was beginning to get sun in my eyes and my head was feeling all light and I felt so Ill. They were just about to take the photo when I turned backwards and (it was lucky I was on the back row) I was sick. The whole school looked at me and it was very embaressing. They then all waited for another 5 minutes whilst I took time to get myself together. It was one thing I'l always remember as being so awful. I couldnt wait to get off this photo stand thing.

So, what did you see when you were in school ? Anything interesting happen to you ?

greencreeper · 30-01-2005, 16:20

I developed an erection in the showers

You have no idea how difficult it is for a hormonal teenage lad to control himself when surrounded by naked talent. For you straight guys, imagine taking a shower with two dozen nubile teenage girls. Nightmare. Worst moment of my life

God I hated school

In the highly unlikely event I bring kids into this hell hole of a world, they definitely will not be going near a school.

danielf · 30-01-2005, 16:25

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Originally Posted by greencreeper

For you straight guys, imagine taking a shower with two dozen nubile teenage girls.

I could spend the better part of an afternoon doing that

Stuart · 30-01-2005, 16:42

A couple of things happened to me

1) Our English teacher was rather attractive, and she was *ahem* extremely well-proportioned. I remember one day, I was talking about her to a friend, when I heard (from behind me) "Castle! What exactly did you just say about my breasts?"

I got a 1 hour detention.

2) I got to install a computer network in my school, and was granted unlimited access by the head. It was great fun going around interrupting all my least favourite teachers lessons by walking into the room and drilling holes. I particularly remember going into a lesson being taken by my old geography teacher and drilling into a metal girder with a masonry drill. It didn't go very far. but made a hell of a noise.

I remember something that happened to a girl in my school (years 1-5 were single sex, the 6th form was mixed). A few of the girls in my English class (a year or so after the English teacher mentioned above left) were talking about breasts, and bra sizes. One of the girls asked another one what her bra size was. The other girl said "That's private", so the original girl said "OK, we'll go to the loo and you can tell me ther". So, they went away. A few minutes later, the girl who wanted to know the bra size came back and shouted "She's 34B lads!".

Ramrod · 30-01-2005, 16:45

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Originally Posted by greencreeper

I developed an erection in the showers

You have no idea how difficult it is for a hormonal teenage lad to control himself when surrounded by naked talentl.

Nightmare!

greencreeper · 30-01-2005, 16:46

Thanks Rammy

Marge · 30-01-2005, 16:51

I went to an all girls school which was a bit St Trinians like

I remember hiding in a cupboard for one lesson, nearly being sent off in a netball game for foul language

and dangling one of the first years out of the window by her ankles for a laugh

Escapee · 30-01-2005, 16:54

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Originally Posted by greencreeper

I developed an erection in the showers

You have no idea how difficult it is for a hormonal teenage lad to control himself when surrounded by naked talent. For you straight guys, imagine taking a shower with two dozen nubile teenage girls. Nightmare. Worst moment of my life

God I hated school

In the highly unlikely event I bring kids into this hell hole of a world, they definitely will not be going near a school.

You should of gone to the newspapers and claimed it was torture....

Sorry wrong thread

greencreeper · 30-01-2005, 17:12

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Originally Posted by Escapee

You should of gone to the newspapers and claimed it was torture....

Sorry wrong thread

It was torture!

Halcyon · 30-01-2005, 17:18

Hacking into the computer network Admins account because his password was his surname was fun too.
And you just have to love the "Net Send" command.

Another thing I remember is when those TV watches came out in the early 90's. A friend had one and when the whole class had gathered for the assembly watching a video, all the teachers wondered why the channels were switching and the video kept being rewinded.

**Maggy** · 30-01-2005, 17:36

Well as I was only in school last Monday what was it you wanted specifics on?

On second thoughts maybe not....It would be one long moan.

Stuart · 30-01-2005, 18:01

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

Hacking into the computer network Admins account because his password was his surname was fun too.
And you just have to love the "Net Send" command.

Another thing I remember is when those TV watches came out in the early 90's. A friend had one and when the whole class had gathered for the assembly watching a video, all the teachers wondered why the channels were switching and the video kept being rewinded.

Actually, that's reminded me of another thing. When we were testing the network I helped install above, one of my friends went onto the floor below and logged on to the chat system pretending to be the Network Admin and talking to me. What he didn't realise was the network admin was standing right behind me, and saw everything he typed.

punky · 30-01-2005, 18:02

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Originally Posted by Debsy42

I went to an all girls school which was a bit St Trinians like

I remember hiding in a cupboard for one lesson, nearly being sent off in a netball game for foul language

and dangling one of the first years out of the window by her ankles for a laugh

Come on, don't be mean... You know what we want to hear about

What happened 15 mins after netball?

And don't tell me girl borders don't have orgies at night, they seem to in all the films I have

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Originally Posted by Greencreeper

I developed an erection in the showers You have no idea how difficult it is for a hormonal teenage lad to control himself when surrounded by naked talentl.

My God, how the hell did you make it out of there alive?

Stuart · 30-01-2005, 18:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by greencreeper

I developed an erection in the showers

You have no idea how difficult it is for a hormonal teenage lad to control himself when surrounded by naked talent. For you straight guys, imagine taking a shower with two dozen nubile teenage girls. Nightmare. Worst moment of my life

God I hated school

In the highly unlikely event I bring kids into this hell hole of a world, they definitely will not be going near a school.

A few years after I left school, I was staying at a friends house. His girlfriend at the time was rather nice, but he only had a single bedroom (actually bedroom/living room - it was a tiny flat). They were in bed, and I was on the couch at the other end of the room. I woke up to find her straddling me while apparently trying to reach the Window above my head. All she was wearing was a T shirt, which due to me being under her, revealed everything to me.

Luckily I have good self control, otherwise I may well have leapt on her.

nffc · 30-01-2005, 18:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by greencreeper

I developed an erection in the showers

You have no idea how difficult it is for a hormonal teenage lad to control himself when surrounded by naked talent. For you straight guys, imagine taking a shower with two dozen nubile teenage girls. Nightmare. Worst moment of my life

God I hated school

In the highly unlikely event I bring kids into this hell hole of a world, they definitely will not be going near a school.

/me remembers gary glitter song

Lol, that must have been good, well for me if it was birds anyway!

As for this thread,

some of you must still be in school so you guys must have some decent stories.

Our school was boring so can't remember owt...