The world ends tomorrow!! - Page 3

Gary L · 08-10-2015, 08:47

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Originally Posted by alanbjames

They would have more skidmarks than the M4!

I'm sure he washes and irons them.

he does have a washing machine? and an iron?

do you seriously expect me to believe that he still washes them down by the stream after all these years?

what stream?

mrmistoffelees · 08-10-2015, 08:49

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Originally Posted by Gary L

I'm sure he washes and irons them.

he does have a washing machine? and an iron?

do you seriously expect me to believe that he still washes them down by the stream after all these years?

what stream?

Maybe they're Primarni? 50p wear once and then bin them ?

Gary L · 08-10-2015, 09:05

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Originally Posted by mrmistoffelees

Maybe they're Primarni? 50p wear once and then bin them ?

That's why I think he's going to turn up in a pair of jeans and T-shirt.

but if it's not going to be for another 2,000 years. then it'll be space age clothes.

mrmistoffelees · 08-10-2015, 09:26

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Originally Posted by Gary L

That's why I think he's going to turn up in a pair of jeans and T-shirt.

but if it's not going to be for another 2,000 years. then it'll be space age clothes.

Gary L · 08-10-2015, 09:38

He'd look a right wally in that.
you wouldn't take him seriously.

Kabaal · 08-10-2015, 10:45

Heaven sucks, it's exactly like when i was alive yesterday.

heero_yuy · 08-10-2015, 10:54

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Originally Posted by Kabaal

Heaven sucks, it's exactly like when i was alive yesterday.

Which means you're not dead otherwise you'd be dressed in rags, sandals and herding goats. Biblical heaven.

Russ · 08-10-2015, 11:54

Thing is, if they want to study the Bible to the point where they feel prepared for the End of days then they ought to have read where it says no-one (not even Jesus) knows when it will happen.

Kursk · 08-10-2015, 12:38

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Originally Posted by Russ

Thing is, if they want to study the Bible to the point where they feel prepared for the End of days then they ought to have read where it says no-one (not even Jesus) knows when it will happen.

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Originally Posted by Kursk

Mark:13:32: But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

Gary L · 08-10-2015, 13:47

I'm sure Jesus's dad has told him since that was written.

it's very clever though. not giving a definate date. otherwise the Bible would have been debunked long before it already has.

Kursk · 08-10-2015, 14:07

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Originally Posted by Gary L

it's very clever though. not giving a definate date. otherwise the Bible would have been debunked long before it already has.

That's Biblical Scholars 1 Gary 0 I think. Unless you feel your incisive expose makes you the scorer Gaz

Ignitionnet · 08-10-2015, 15:40

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Originally Posted by Kursk

'Alleged' by at least 2.2 billion people who will reassure you that far from being heavily adulterated, The Word is protected by, erm, God.

I think you're confusing the Bible with the Koran.

As far as I'm aware the vast majority of Christians most definitely do not take the Bible literally or consider the entire thing the infalliable word of God. Even the Bible doesn't consider itself in its entirety to be the word of God, there are passages that explicitly state they are not the word of God, but that of the author.

This in no way diminishes Christianity. Quite the opposite I would suggest.

As a case in point both the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury apparently believe in evolution and are fine with post-Big Bang cosmology. Takes a fair amount of 'interpretation' to reconcile a literal reading of Genesis with evolution and cosmology.

The Koran in the eyes of many of its adherents, however....

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Originally Posted by Gary L

it's very clever though. not giving a definate date. otherwise the Bible would have been debunked long before it already has.

Even if the date given was, say, 10,000 CE?

I'm big on science and evidence but not sure we could debunk the Bible based on something not due to happen for several millennia. There are a whole bunch of ways we could be extinguished between now and then.

Russ · 08-10-2015, 15:51

Plenty of us see Creationism and Evolution working together. People only tend to listen to the ones who disagree with the notion...

Gary L · 08-10-2015, 16:06

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Originally Posted by Ignitionnet

Even if the date given was, say, 10,000 CE?

I was thinking more 1957 or say 2000.

Ignitionnet · 08-10-2015, 20:59

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Originally Posted by Russ

Plenty of us see Creationism and Evolution working together. People only tend to listen to the ones who disagree with the notion...

Not the Young Earth variety that comes from a literal interpretation of Genesis, et al, though.

I was pretty clear on what I was referring to.

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Takes a fair amount of 'interpretation' to reconcile a literal reading of Genesis with evolution and cosmology.

I went to some pains to ensure the clarity.

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As a case in point both the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury apparently believe in evolution and are fine with post-Big Bang cosmology.