The Happy Thought Thread Part 4

[joglynne]

Originally Posted by Hom3r

Result, I just had a phone call, from a manager of a job agency, about a temp job for a local company minimum wage and crap hours (6am to 2pm or 2pm to 10pm).

He made a comment about the minimum salary and I said that its a jobs, and he was impressed as some people with my skills would turn it down.

While on the phone, he said that the company has a supervisor role going so you never know, the only thing against me is that I've not been in a paid supervisor role.

My fingers are crossed for you Hom3r.

Any employment will add to your CV and once you have proved your determination to work other employers would be downright silly not to pick up on a person willing to work outside their comfort zone.

Past salaries and qualifications can't pay future bills.

[Hom3r]

Just waiting for the CTC security check. Will find out next week if I will start on the 16th.

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Andy Murray is going to be sponsored by Viagra, as it helps those who can't get beyond a semi

[Raistlin]

First time I've had a 'Happy Thought' in ages.

Handed in my notice today, start my new job in September.

New job, new home, new town, new part of the country, new life - totally new life.

Currently drinking red wine, and celebrating the fact that (with a bit of luck) I'll finally be moving on and leaving the pain of the last 12 months well behind me.

[dilli-theclaw]

Good stuff dude

[Peter_]

Originally Posted by Raistlin

First time I've had a 'Happy Thought' in ages.

Handed in my notice today, start my new job in September.

New job, new home, new town, new part of the country, new life - totally new life.

Currently drinking red wine, and celebrating the fact that (with a bit of luck) I'll finally be moving on and leaving the pain of the last 12 months well behind me.

Excellent news and good luck for the future.

[TheDaddy]

Originally Posted by Masque

Excellent news and good luck for the future.

Ditto

[superbiatch]

Originally Posted by Raistlin

First time I've had a 'Happy Thought' in ages.

Handed in my notice today, start my new job in September.

New job, new home, new town, new part of the country, new life - totally new life.

Currently drinking red wine, and celebrating the fact that (with a bit of luck) I'll finally be moving on and leaving the pain of the last 12 months well behind me.

Get on

Sounds like an excuse for a party if you ask me, maybe even karaoke

[Hom3r]

I've just inherited $14,000,000 according to the e-mail I received from Malaysia.

It has a family name.

x x & ASSOCIATES

Contact

Barrister x x
Senior Advocate;

HEAD OFFICE
2ND FLOOR, B 28, LORONG
TUN ISMAIL 8 SRI DAGANGAN II
25000 KUANTAN MALAYSIA
E-mail: x

Dear David x,

With due maximum respect, I crave your indulgence knowing that this my proposal will be a surprise to you. I am Barrister x x, an Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine by name Mr. Clement Ewles, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 7th February, 2008.

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my Late client before it is confiscated or declared un-serviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Thirteen million, Seven Hundred and Twenty Five thousand United State dollars is lodged, [$US13, 725,000.00m], This Bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name with my late client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via email; this transaction will be treated private with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward for your quick reply at

Best Regards,
Barr.

x x
[Principal Attorney.]

Sorry but this fish ain't biting.

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The email used was one I have passed to online job agencies.

[TheDaddy]

Wind them up, tell them you're stuntman Klench Mychiques

http://www.419eater.com/html/ahmed_ibrahim.htm

[Hom3r]

Originally Posted by TheDaddy

Wind them up, tell them you're stuntman Klench Mychiques

http://www.419eater.com/html/ahmed_ibrahim.htm

LOL

[LondonRoad]

Originally Posted by TheDaddy

Wind them up, tell them you're stuntman Klench Mychiques

http://www.419eater.com/html/ahmed_ibrahim.htm

My brothers and I in Lagos have had nothing but trouble with this cunning stunt man. We know his real identity and are trying hard to expose his self for what he not make me smile for.

You on readering internet know like you we are good people and honesst so to be true. It is good we like the same so join on my on me cursade and expose this charlatan.

If you good and trutfull send pleas healthy donatons to my charity bank accoutn in .......

[TheDaddy]

Originally Posted by LondonRoad

My brothers and I in Lagos have had nothing but trouble with this cunning stunt man. We know his real identity and are trying hard to expose his self for what he not make me smile for.

You on readering internet know like you we are good people and honesst so to be true. It is good we like the same so join on my on me cursade and expose this charlatan.

If you good and trutfull send pleas healthy donatons to my charity bank accoutn in .......

Yes send me many monies to stop this man please

[Ben B]

I have reached my 4,000th post as I am such a delightful person, either that or I post too much in which case the latter being more likely

[Sasha222]

Congrats on reaching your 4.000 post. Here's to getting to the next 4,000

[iFrankie]

Originally Posted by Ben B

I have reached my 4,000th post as I am such a delightful person, either that or I post too much in which case the latter being more likely

4000 posts :O now the question is which post was your favorite? Graaaatz