14-05-2016, 00:08
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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I's gonna go to da geezers house and look at his curved tele and bass boxes. and I is gonna snog his bird.
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U iz gonna snog 'is bruvver u nonce.
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15-05-2016, 11:40
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#167
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Originally Posted by TheDaddy
You is his bird...
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And you're my Biatch...
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Originally Posted by Kursk
U iz gonna snog 'is bruvver u nonce.
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I can't. I stopped being an alcoholic just last week.
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05-07-2016, 15:45
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#168
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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08-07-2016, 06:10
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#169
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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24-08-2016, 09:43
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#170
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Perfect Soldier
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Raiders drilled through 7ft gates, picked a lock and removed a double-glazed window before stealing a safe . . . containing 60p.
The gang must have expected rich pickings after they broke in to a kids’ private nursery and discovered the electronic box.
The gang were expecting a bigger haul when they broke into the Ferryhill hub in Durham
Boss Laura Leigh Wayman, 27, said: “I wish I had seen their faces. All that hard work for 60p. More fool them. It was definitely not worth the effort for coppers.”
The mum of one added: “I’ve never left money in the safe overnight.
“The maximum it’s ever had is £5, so it’s their loss.”
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24-08-2016, 10:26
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Originally Posted by heero_yuy
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My dad had something similar when we owned a shop. A thief broke in to our shop. Smashed the window, damaging the metal frame in the process, set off the alarm, ignored the till (which was empty in any case) and nicked a £2 packet of cigarettes (this was the 1980s). The thing that annoyed my dad is he caused nearly £600 of damage, and my dad had to go back to the shop before it opened.
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14-10-2016, 10:59
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#172
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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A 'stupid' burglar has been jailed after he stole a car to get home after a drinking session and left it parked outside his front door.
Daniel Gayton carried out four different raids on homes near where he lived in Exeter in search of keys for cars which he took for drunken rides in the middle of the night.
He crashed one of the cars in a country lane near Crediton and was finally caught when he left one outside his front door while he went inside to sleep off a drinking session.
His burglaries caused enormous inconvenience to the victims, who included a single mother who was working as a nurse. Her car was written off and her pushchair and child seat stolen from inside.
Gayton was jailed for four and a half years at Exeter Crown Court where a judge branded him as a menace to the public.
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Linky
Another one from the bottom of the gene pool.
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However history will change with my coronation - Mariemaia Khushrenada
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14-10-2016, 14:02
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#173
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Originally Posted by heero_yuy
Linky
Another one from the bottom of the gene pool.
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18-10-2016, 21:41
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#174
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The Invisible Woman
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare..
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19-10-2016, 16:08
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Originally Posted by Maggy J
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You really couldn't make it up......
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19-10-2016, 18:13
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#176
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Re: Thick as thieves?
Presumably he also believes he's invisible when he closes his eyes...
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19-10-2016, 18:17
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Re: Thick as thieves?
The hunchback of Dunelm Mill...
The blinds the blinds, they made me deaf you know
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10-12-2016, 11:02
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#178
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Re: Thick as thieves?
Christmas tree foils bank raid
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“When you look at the window they smashed, you can see a giant Christmas tree behind it so it obviously wasn’t well planned.
“This must be the first bank raid ever to be foiled by a Christmas decoration.”
The Barclays remained sealed off by police for the rest of the day, while the vehicle was taken away by police officers.
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History is much like an endless waltz: The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
However history will change with my coronation - Mariemaia Khushrenada
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10-12-2016, 11:20
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#179
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Re: Thick as thieves?
Maybe they were after all the presents under the tree...
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10-12-2016, 12:54
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#180
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Re: Thick as thieves?
Several months ago I had a Halford's car battery blow its lid off. I was asked to hold on to it until their techs could decide what to do about it.
I covered it with a plastic bag and hid it behind the wheelie bin beside the house.
A neighbour came over and told me that a "scrap metal merchant" had boldly walked into our garden and made of with it. But as he lifted it into the back of the truck the lid came off and he was soaked with "water" coming off it.
Not water, sulphuric acid.
I hope he enjoyed the experience.....
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