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Old 12-04-2009, 18:03   #166
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The words are all English, and have individual meanings - it's just when you put them together it all seems to go wrong.
If that's an extract from your school report. you're still doing it
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Old 12-04-2009, 18:15   #167
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I'm probably the same variety of toffee as you. only I'm a bit more flexible
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If that's an extract from your school report. you're still doing it
No, it's a comment on your previous meaning-free post - your signal to noise ratio is very low (almost Vs = Vn).
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Old 12-04-2009, 18:35   #168
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No, it's a comment on your previous meaning-free post - DUH!
Please don't let me imagine you going DUH! as you typed it.
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Please don't let me imagine you going DUH! as you typed it.
Only you can answer that, thankfully.

It was actually more

But back to the point - it helps, when you (Gary L) are posting, to try and make the post intelligible, rather than "variety of toffee" statements, that are only meaningful to people on the same medication as you.
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Old 12-04-2009, 18:47   #170
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But back to the point - it helps, when you (Gary L) are posting, to try and make the post intelligible, rather than "variety of toffee" statements, that are only meaningful to people on the same medication as you.
Have you got google images set as your homepage?
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

Moving on....
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

As an old 'bird' but not one that requires additional stuffing..... and wanting to help....... and having seen, been subjected to various 'chat up' lines/lies.... i've now come to the conclusion that i will accept nothing less then this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM7QeoCP1Y&NR=1

No more......... no less.......

And yes....... i AM prepared to go 'without' for the rest of my life in anticipation, but then 'impossible is nothing'

As Russ said.......... moving on.......
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As an old 'bird' but not one that requires additional stuffing..... and wanting to help....... and having seen, been subjected to various 'chat up' lines/lies.... i've now come to the conclusion that i will accept nothing less then this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM7QeoCP1Y&NR=1

No more......... no less.......

And yes....... i AM prepared to go 'without' for the rest of my life in anticipation, but then 'impossible is nothing'

As Russ said.......... moving on.......
You want someone who owns Addias sports equipment or a Maori ??
 
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You want someone who owns Addias sports equipment or a Maori ??
She wants a nutter
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You want someone who owns Addias sports equipment or a Maori ??
I need to be 'careful ' here but....... i was thinking more n*k*d th*gh and fast t**g*e action..... which goes hand in hand with the Haka..... IF done correctly.......with or without the sports kit.....

The asterisks have been used JUST in case i am misundertood
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I need to be 'careful ' here but....... i was thinking more n*k*d th*gh and fast t**g*e action..... which goes hand in hand with the Haka..... IF done correctly.......with or without the sports kit.....

The asterisks have been used JUST in case i am misundertood
"fast t**g*e action"
I'm stuck on this one
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The not the nine O'Clock news team made a song about it
 
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"fast t**g*e action"
I'm stuck on this one
Well, let me see if i can help you....... there seems to have been a few 'toffee' comments in this thread..... and if toffee gets stuck in your teeth, as you seem to be stuck with this, there are certain 'actions' that can get it loose.......

But then if that's lost on you too..... i suppose i shouldn't be surprised since the defiant TONGUE waggling doesn't seem to be as prominent in the Haka of more recent years....... and not in the video i posted..... shame
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Well, let me see if i can help you....... there seems to have been a few 'toffee' comments in this thread..... and if toffee gets stuck in your teeth, as you seem to be stuck with this, there are certain 'actions' that can get it loose.......
I use my finger and poke it a bit
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I use my finger and poke it a bit
And there you were earlier saying that you were a bit more 'flexible'.

Maybe you should try a gob stopper?
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