Stopping smoking support.
20-08-2013, 17:36
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
Made me laugh.....
Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your bloody Ferrari then?
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20-08-2013, 17:40
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
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Originally Posted by Waldo Pepper
Made me laugh.....
Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your bloody Ferrari then?
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Because she didn't put her money in the savings account
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20-08-2013, 17:47
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
She can't afford to smoke. she's an alcoholic.
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20-08-2013, 18:41
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
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17-09-2013, 22:25
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
what you need to get your head round is the fact that you've 'Stopped' rather than 'Given up'
Subtle trick to style of thought
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20-09-2013, 16:48
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
In exactly 7 days it will have been 4 years since I quit.... fantastic to have been puff-free for almost 4 years.
To everyone who's starting out or has been going longer than I have..... All the best and keep going,you can do it.
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21-09-2013, 15:30
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
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Originally Posted by Will21st
In exactly 7 days it will have been 4 years since I quit.... fantastic to have been puff-free for almost 4 years.
To everyone who's starting out or has been going longer than I have..... All the best and keep going,you can do it.
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Seconded
About 12 years for me.
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23-01-2014, 20:26
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
Just been reminded by the e cig thread that i have been completely smoke and nicotine free since 11th November .I used the e cigs for a while as an aid to quitting instead of a substitute and on the 11th i used the last of my liquid and just didn't bother buying any more .I feel much better for it and am about £40 -50 a week better off
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23-01-2014, 20:41
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
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Originally Posted by martyh
Just been reminded by the e cig thread that i have been completely smoke and nicotine free since 11th November .I used the e cigs for a while as an aid to quitting instead of a substitute and on the 11th i used the last of my liquid and just didn't bother buying any more .I feel much better for it and am about £40 -50 a week better off
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Well done mate!
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23-01-2014, 21:08
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
Quote:
Originally Posted by martyh
Just been reminded by the e cig thread that i have been completely smoke and nicotine free since 11th November .I used the e cigs for a while as an aid to quitting instead of a substitute and on the 11th i used the last of my liquid and just didn't bother buying any more .I feel much better for it and am about £40 -50 a week better off
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Excellent news
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23-01-2014, 21:20
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
Well done martyh, glad to hear you have managed to quit and that your wallet is also feeling healthier.
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25-01-2014, 17:06
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
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Originally Posted by martyh
Just been reminded by the e cig thread that i have been completely smoke and nicotine free since 11th November .I used the e cigs for a while as an aid to quitting instead of a substitute and on the 11th i used the last of my liquid and just didn't bother buying any more .I feel much better for it and am about £40 -50 a week better off
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A big well done to you
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30-01-2014, 21:00
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
I have been a non smoker for 12 years now...and believe me it is the best thing I have ever done... Now I am terrible I hate the smell of smoke as it makes me sick ...
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31-01-2014, 10:39
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
I wonder how long it will take some person to modify a e-cigarette to accept drugs.
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03-02-2014, 02:42
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Re: Stopping smoking support.
Totally Wicked are having a massive clearance of stock, quantities are running low but some bargains still to be had upto 90% off HURRY.
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