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Old 11-06-2012, 19:03   #1
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Two ice cream men being investigated by police.

Mr Yummy goes up to Mr Whippy and smashes his window. Mr Whippy then bangs Mr Yummy from behind. you can see some liquid come out in front of Mr Whippy.
Mr Yummy then gets back in his van and drives off, with Mr Whippy right behind him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-18393599
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Old 11-06-2012, 19:06   #2
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Re: 2 ice cream men being investigated by police.

Will someone think of the children!!!
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Old 11-06-2012, 19:06   #3
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Re: 2 ice cream men being investigated by police.

I know. it does say that they did it right in front of children.
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Old 11-06-2012, 19:07   #4
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Re: 2 ice cream men being investigated by police.

Shocking...
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Old 11-06-2012, 22:08   #5
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Re: Two ice cream men being investigated by police.

Trade must be getting tight, we have had a virtually 365 day Ice Cream Van service in our grove, sometimes up to 4 times a day until we started to build our ark.
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Re: Two ice cream men being investigated by police.

I'm sure there's a good one-liner in there somewhere. I just can't think of it right now
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Old 11-06-2012, 22:54   #7
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Re: Two ice cream men being investigated by police.

Sounds a bit flaky to me

Also, which one called the police ? Did they dial 99
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Old 11-06-2012, 22:59   #8
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Re: Two ice cream men being investigated by police.

This sort of thing was common in Scotland about 20 years ago, in fact the 'Glaswegian Ice Cream Wars' were the basis for Kevin Allen's film Twin Town.
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Sounds a bit flaky to me

Also, which one called the police ? Did they dial 99
The bloke who shot the footage put it on Youtube, where it became an overnight sensation. Presumably, a bored copper browsing for porn then stumbled across it.
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The bloke who shot the footage put it on Youtube, where it became an overnight sensation. Presumably, a bored copper browsing for porn then stumbled across it.
Well I know my puns were crap but I didn't think that they would go completely unnoticed
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Well I know my puns were crap but I didn't think that they would go completely unnoticed
Yes, I suspected that. My excuse is that I'm not much of an ice cream man.
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Well I know my puns were crap but I didn't think that they would go completely unnoticed
they didn't ,it's just with a name like yours we all think you are the ringleader and are scared to talk to you
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Sounds a bit flaky to me

Also, which one called the police ? Did they dial 99
It's a start
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Yes, I suspected that. My excuse is that I'm not much of an ice cream man.
That's just cold
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It's a start

That's just cold
surprised those old vans didn't break up into hundreds and thousands
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Re: Two ice cream men being investigated by police.

This thread needs to be milked for all its worth.
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