The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
26-01-2012, 21:21
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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Originally Posted by Hom3r
At work to day I was given a 10,000 Iraqi Dinar note.
I Rich, Rich, Rich. 
Bugger it's only worth £6.50 |
Actually £5.50 (€6.50).. so you're now even poorer 
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28-01-2012, 17:39
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
I love fairground food — candy floss, toffee apples . . . those boil-in-a-bag goldfish
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29-01-2012, 22:43
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
Saw this yesterday, brilliant...
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30-01-2012, 10:54
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
This will cheer you up on a cold Monday morning
Three little ducks go into a Bar.......
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey
"Oh.. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two..
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
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"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."
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02-02-2012, 11:40
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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Originally Posted by Hom3r
This will cheer you up on a cold Monday morning
Three little ducks go into a Bar.......
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey
"Oh.. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two..
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
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"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."
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Shouldn't understand the joke but I do
Happy thought is tickets for is a buffday treat - Boy with Tape on His Face.
Not everyone's choice but I'm sure I'll be giggling me socks off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ziA0_06go
Only five and a half months to go  
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02-02-2012, 20:59
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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Originally Posted by Caff
Shouldn't understand the joke but I do
Happy thought is tickets for is a buffday treat - Boy with Tape on His Face.
Not everyone's choice but I'm sure I'll be giggling me socks off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ziA0_06go
Only five and a half months to go |
That looks fantastic.
*wonders about getting tickets*...
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02-02-2012, 23:14
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Glad to be back at 53 degrees North.
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03-02-2012, 12:03
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
Not specifically a happy thought, but something that made me chuckle, but I didn't think it worth starting a thread.
Facebook has started translating foreign status updates to the language of the reader, using Bing to translate.
Good idea, in theory.
What happened last night was a Turkish friend of mine posted something to a rather attractive female friend of his (also Turkish), in Turkish. Being curious when I saw this with a translate button underneath, I click the translate.
According to Bing, he was asking her if she had wood.. Having largely the same sense of humour as Mr Love Monkey, I found that amusing.
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03-02-2012, 12:10
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
HHHmmm - looks like I'm on course for my second carpal tunnel op next Wednesday.
MMMmm that's also my bad thought as it hurts worse than needles in the eyes when they put the local anesthetic in 
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03-02-2012, 12:30
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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Originally Posted by dilligaf1701
HHHmmm - looks like I'm on course for my second carpal tunnel op next Wednesday.
MMMmm that's also my bad thought as it hurts worse than needles in the eyes when they put the local anesthetic in |
Good to see that the benefits of having the Operation outweigh the downside of having to have an injection.
Good luck on the day dilli. May the Anesthetist have a light touch and the nurses be pretty to take your mind off the ordeal.
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03-02-2012, 12:49
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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Originally Posted by joglynne
Good to see that the benefits of having the Operation outweigh the downside of having to have an injection.
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Originally Posted by joglynne
Good luck on the day dilli. May the Anesthetist have a light touch and the nurses be pretty to take your mind off the ordeal. |
Nope - I'm a married man now I won't look at any of the nurses
Cheers
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03-02-2012, 13:32
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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Originally Posted by dilligaf1701
HHHmmm - looks like I'm on course for my second carpal tunnel op next Wednesday.
MMMmm that's also my bad thought as it hurts worse than needles in the eyes when they put the local anesthetic in |
We will be thinking about you next wednesday and hope that everything will go smoothly for you dilli.
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04-02-2012, 07:56
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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According to Bing, he was asking her if she had wood.. Having largely the same sense of humour as Mr Love Monkey, I found that amusing.
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What????? When did I get a sense of humour???
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05-02-2012, 07:07
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
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What????? When did I get a sense of humour???
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You don't get a full one, gotta share it with Stu...
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07-02-2012, 10:46
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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
I'm shocked that my Aviva car insurance has only gone up by 1 pence this year for my Astra VXR, considering they gave me 12 weeks free last year! I was expecting over £500 when that discount was removed.
If anyone is interested they're currently doing 15 weeks free.
http://www.aviva.co.uk/car/
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