how to pull a bird (girl)?
25-01-2008, 02:00
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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Well the OP hasn't bothered to come back to this thread so I guess he wasn't serious.  |
whatever......
walk up and say - in whatever mood you're in - and say 'Hi' ............ and wait for a reaction............. and take it from there from eye-contact, interest, etc
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25-01-2008, 08:03
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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walk up and say - in whatever mood you're in - and say 'Hi' .
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Then invite her out for a meal ask if she`d like to go halvers........on a baby 
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25-01-2008, 08:33
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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Then invite her out for a meal ask if she`d like to go halvers........on a baby |
though the women would say that the split isn't exactly 50/50 - that they do a lot more, and we get the easy bit - atleast that's what my wife is telling me most days now
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25-01-2008, 08:38
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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though the women would say that the split isn't exactly 50/50 - that they do a lot more, and we get the easy bit - atleast that's what my wife is telling me most days now
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To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years 
*runs*
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25-01-2008, 08:39
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years
*runs* |
brave, brave man 
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25-01-2008, 09:04
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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brave, brave man |
He is but young - he'll learn
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25-01-2008, 09:06
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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He is but young - he'll learn |
yeah, once his other half has beaten him several times.
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25-01-2008, 09:09
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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yeah, once his other half has beaten him several times.
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Probably in a specific place to ensure that he never experiences anything to do with childbirth.
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25-01-2008, 09:25
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
*Warning* Pregnant woman viewing thread!
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25-01-2008, 09:35
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
I wouldn't say that...... Pregnant women REALLY do it for me, and I'm also looking for a new woman
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25-01-2008, 10:18
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years
*runs* |
OOOOOH dons firemans helmet and exits !!! 
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25-01-2008, 10:32
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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I wouldn't say that...... Pregnant women REALLY do it for me, and I'm also looking for a new woman |
Yeah, but wouldn't the fact that they're pregnant rather ruin your chances of getting them
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25-01-2008, 10:36
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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Originally Posted by Halcyon
As everyone else is saying, just be yourself.
Talk about things you have in common or to start a conversation you could mention something about where you are, the food you are eating, the music they are playing, etc.
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That's exactly what i did with mine (over text message) and we are both very happy
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25-01-2008, 11:02
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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Yeah, but wouldn't the fact that they're pregnant rather ruin your chances of getting them |
though you wouldn't need to worry about birth control...
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25-01-2008, 11:11
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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though you wouldn't need to worry about birth control...
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Although you'd need to have a couple of Anadins handy for everytime she's constantly moaning about things such as...."no one giving her a train on the tube or a bus"...."nothing looking good on her"...."men dont understand how she feels"....."her bad back"...."the fact that theres no ice cream in the freezer at 3am"...."thatshe cant eat coal now that the house has central heating".......etc etc etc
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