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Old 21-01-2008, 10:45   #16
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

You could start by making sure you like yourself, no woman will like you if you don't like yourself.

Respect goes a long way too.
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Old 21-01-2008, 10:46   #17
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

Being hung like a donkey helps too.

Well it did for me anyway.
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Old 21-01-2008, 10:51   #18
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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You could start by making sure you like yourself, no woman will like you if you don't like yourself.

Respect goes a long way too.
Very true.

Even more appealing is once you have broken the ice so to speak, is to ask the girl about herself and LISTEN to the answers.
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Old 21-01-2008, 10:52   #19
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This is why I married a fellow programmer - and she still thinks I'm a saddo
That's just it. I've only met a couple of women who are programmers that I fancy. I tend to meet a lot of attractive students who program, but I can't get a clear answer on whether the University rules about staff having relationships with students actually apply to me, so it's best if I don't try. The rules are rather convuluted, and, AFAIK, only apply to the staff involved in grading student work, but I don't want to test that..

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Being hung like a donkey helps too.

Well it did for me anyway.
What? "My Little Pony"?
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Old 21-01-2008, 10:57   #20
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That's just it. I've only met a couple of women who are programmers that I fancy. I tend to meet a lot of attractive students who program, but I can't get a clear answer on whether the University rules about staff having relationships with students actually apply to me, so it's best if I don't try. The rules are rather convuluted, and, AFAIK, only apply to the staff involved in grading student work, but I don't want to test that..
..and you don't want to be know as 'that creepy guy that pervs on students' - well not anymore than you are already

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Old 21-01-2008, 11:00   #21
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This is why I married a fellow programmer - and she still thinks I'm a saddo
Thinks???!!!
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Old 21-01-2008, 11:03   #22
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Thinks???!!!
shut yer face ya boobie obsessed man

---------- Post added at 10:03 ---------- Previous post was at 10:03 ----------

though 'boobie obsessed' and man are synonymous really
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Old 21-01-2008, 11:06   #23
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

I'm not obessessed, merely mildly interested - honest.
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Old 21-01-2008, 11:11   #24
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I'm not obessessed, merely mildly interested - honest.
tittilated?

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Old 21-01-2008, 11:14   #25
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Old 21-01-2008, 11:20   #26
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In my case its asking her what days " Meals on wheels" come
I'm not quite there yet, but the closest I get to a pulling a young bird is the spring chicken on Sunday.



And before anyone asks, I'm a leg man.
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

I dont use chat up lines, I know this wont work for everyone but it works for me for some reason. I just go up the the lady in question and come up with something to break the ice even if it something like "I like your top" it seems to work.

Oh and when I'm asked what I do for a living I work in radio (ok I dont get paid for it but it sounds cool )
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

Pheromones spray, that's what you need!

It will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus (like me!)
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You could start by making sure you like yourself, no woman will like you if you don't like yourself.
So that's why I never get anywhere; I wouldn't fancy me either.

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He has a memory for mammaries
He has a pornographic memory.

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You mean fossilised?
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Pheromones spray, that's what you need!

It will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus (like me!)
What? You mean that it withered your arms?
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