how to pull a bird (girl)?
21-01-2008, 10:45
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
You could start by making sure you like yourself, no woman will like you if you don't like yourself.
Respect goes a long way too.
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21-01-2008, 10:46
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
Being hung like a donkey helps too.
Well it did for me anyway.
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21-01-2008, 10:51
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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Originally Posted by Jefferson T
You could start by making sure you like yourself, no woman will like you if you don't like yourself.
Respect goes a long way too.
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Very true.
Even more appealing is once you have broken the ice so to speak, is to ask the girl about herself and LISTEN to the answers.
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21-01-2008, 10:52
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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This is why I married a fellow programmer - and she still thinks I'm a saddo
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That's just it. I've only met a couple of women who are programmers that I fancy. I tend to meet a lot of attractive students who program, but I can't get a clear answer on whether the University rules about staff having relationships with students actually apply to me, so it's best if I don't try. The rules are rather convuluted, and, AFAIK, only apply to the staff involved in grading student work, but I don't want to test that..
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Being hung like a donkey helps too.
Well it did for me anyway.
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What? "My Little Pony"?
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21-01-2008, 10:57
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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That's just it. I've only met a couple of women who are programmers that I fancy. I tend to meet a lot of attractive students who program, but I can't get a clear answer on whether the University rules about staff having relationships with students actually apply to me, so it's best if I don't try. The rules are rather convuluted, and, AFAIK, only apply to the staff involved in grading student work, but I don't want to test that..
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..and you don't want to be know as 'that creepy guy that pervs on students' - well not anymore than you are already
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What? "My Little Pony"?
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21-01-2008, 11:00
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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This is why I married a fellow programmer - and she still thinks I'm a saddo
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Thinks???!!!
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21-01-2008, 11:03
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Thinks???!!!
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shut yer face ya boobie obsessed man
---------- Post added at 10:03 ---------- Previous post was at 10:03 ----------
though 'boobie obsessed' and man are synonymous really
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21-01-2008, 11:06
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
I'm not obessessed, merely mildly interested - honest.
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21-01-2008, 11:11
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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I'm not obessessed, merely mildly interested - honest.
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tittilated?
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21-01-2008, 11:14
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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tittilated?
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He has a memory for mammaries
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21-01-2008, 11:20
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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In my case its asking her what days " Meals on wheels" come
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I'm not quite there yet, but the closest I get to a pulling a young bird is the spring chicken on Sunday.
And before anyone asks, I'm a leg man.
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21-01-2008, 11:43
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
I dont use chat up lines, I know this wont work for everyone but it works for me for some reason. I just go up the the lady in question and come up with something to break the ice even if it something like "I like your top" it seems to work.
Oh and when I'm asked what I do for a living I work in radio (ok I dont get paid for it but it sounds cool )
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21-01-2008, 11:48
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
Pheromones spray, that's what you need!
It will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus (like me!)
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21-01-2008, 14:19
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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Originally Posted by Jefferson T
You could start by making sure you like yourself, no woman will like you if you don't like yourself.
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So that's why I never get anywhere; I wouldn't fancy me either.
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He has a memory for mammaries
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He has a pornographic memory.
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It will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus (like me!)
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You mean fossilised?
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21-01-2008, 16:23
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
Pheromones spray, that's what you need!
It will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus (like me!)
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What? You mean that it withered your arms?
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