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Old 21-01-2008, 21:25   #46
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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That's my problem, girls are perfectly willing to be just friends with me, but don't want anything more than that [from me].

There's a site that explains it better than I could, but unfortunately it contains swearing [not on the main page, but on other pages], so I can't link to it. If you google ladder theory it'll be the first site listed. Some may consider it sexist, or misogynistic, but from my experience I'd say it's probably true.
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Old 21-01-2008, 21:32   #47
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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how would u pull a bird(girl)?
whats ur best chat up lines?
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Old 21-01-2008, 21:54   #48
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how would u pull a bird(girl)?
whats ur best chat up lines?


LMAO
Sorry had to grin an giggle.
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Old 22-01-2008, 00:24   #49
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

As everyone else is saying, just be yourself.
Talk about things you have in common or to start a conversation you could mention something about where you are, the food you are eating, the music they are playing, etc.




A couple to avoid:

"You look hot, but your Mum is probably hotter"

"I have a large collection of knives"

"I like blood"

"Let's make babies"
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Old 22-01-2008, 01:53   #50
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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I wasn't thinking of that bit really. I was thinking of the stuff about how girls/women are more than happy to use me as a shoulder to cry on, complaining about the way their current or ex boyfriend[s] treat them, but if I should suggest that perhaps they might be happier with someone who isn't like the other guys they're complaining about - me for instance - they give me some BS about not being their type.
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Old 22-01-2008, 02:04   #51
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I wasn't thinking of that bit really. I was thinking of the stuff about how girls/women are more than happy to use me as a shoulder to cry on, complaining about the way their current or ex boyfriend[s] treat them, but if I should suggest that perhaps they might be happier with someone who isn't like the other guys they're complaining about - me for instance - they give me some BS about not being their type.
Get a Bike and start treating them like ****

A strategy that I have found quite effective lately is the following: Walk up to the most attractive woman in the place and point to the fattest/uggliest bloke in the place. Then you say: Did you know that's Mr_Love_Monkey? The rest is easy
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Old 22-01-2008, 02:32   #52
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Get a Bike
I don't suppose a mountain bike counts?

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and start treating them like ****
That's my problem, I'm too nice to them. I'm going to have to make an effort to be a bit less nice though. Not nasty really, just as soon as I realise they're just using me & have no intention of being anything more than just good friends then I'll tell them to get lost.

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A strategy that I have found quite effective lately is the following: Walk up to the most attractive woman in the place and point to the fattest/uggliest bloke in the place. Then you say: Did you know that's Mr_Love_Monkey? The rest is easy
Poor guy, always being the butt of everybody's jokes, bless 'im. Before I discovered that ladder theory site I was starting to wonder if some women [at least the ones I find attractive anyway] had some sort of genetic don't-sleep-with-Alien imperitive.
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Old 22-01-2008, 22:54   #53
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

I quite like Chris Rock's idea for meeting women - he says :
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I quite like Chris Rock's idea for meeting women - he says :
was that not in dogma as well?

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Old 24-01-2008, 23:23   #55
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As everyone else is saying, just be yourself.
Talk about things you have in common or to start a conversation you could mention something about where you are, the food you are eating, the music they are playing, etc.




A couple to avoid:

"You look hot, but your Mum is probably hotter"

"I have a large collection of knives"

"I like blood"

"Let's make babies"
dont forget you dont sweat much for a fat lass and i had no idea they made that in your size
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

Well the OP hasn't bothered to come back to this thread so I guess he wasn't serious.
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Well the OP hasn't bothered to come back to this thread so I guess he wasn't serious.
with the vast amount of advice on here he's probably pulled
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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with the vast amount of advice on here he's probably pulled
Or...settled for a pull
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Or...settled for a pull
Come again?
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You`ll have to excuse me......the wife needs a fag.

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