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Old 22-08-2014, 17:20   #1
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Lifting gear used to lower obese Scots into their graves

You really couldn't make it up.

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MIDLOTHIAN COUNCIL is using heavy lifting gear to winch the bodies of obese Scots into their graves.

The A-frame device capable of lifting a tonne has been deployed by the authority to avoid accidents and injuries to mourners.

Some of the dead are simply too heavy safely to be lowered into the ground using the traditional method of wide tapes slung under the coffin.
http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/lif...aves-1-3518202
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Old 22-08-2014, 17:31   #2
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Re: Lifting gear used to lower obese Scots into their graves

Looking to the future is a Tonne sufficient safety margin?
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It'll all be different in an independent Scotland...






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Re: Lifting gear used to lower obese Scots into their graves

They may start rendering them down for body fat to keep Scotland fuel rich after independence....
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They may start rendering them down for body fat to keep Scotland fuel rich after independence....


Salmond's master plan for balancing the books.
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Re: Lifting gear used to lower obese Scots into their graves

Must be all that porridge, haggis and special brew.
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Re: Lifting gear used to lower obese Scots into their graves

Don't forget the Buckie....
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