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Originally Posted by danielf
Get a Bike
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I don't suppose a mountain bike counts?
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Originally Posted by danielf
and start treating them like **** |
That's my problem, I'm too nice to them. I'm going to have to make an effort to be a bit less nice though. Not nasty really, just as soon as I realise they're just using me & have no intention of being anything more than just good friends then I'll tell them to get lost.
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Originally Posted by danielf
A strategy that I have found quite effective lately is the following: Walk up to the most attractive woman in the place and point to the fattest/uggliest bloke in the place. Then you say: Did you know that's Mr_Love_Monkey? The rest is easy  |
Poor guy, always being the butt of everybody's jokes, bless 'im.
Before I discovered that ladder theory site I was starting to wonder if some women [at least the ones I find attractive anyway] had some sort of genetic don't-sleep-with-Alien imperitive.