For months now i have followed enthralled the debate amongst some of the most informed and foresighted bloggers on the planet regarding Fernando Torres, and why things just don't seem to be working out for him after his move to Chelsea.
Some of the theories advanced have been of Nobel standard, obviously drawing upon years of watching the game at the very highest levels, deep tactical understandi...ng, psychological analysis, keen knowledge of landscape gardening and an intimate grasp of Pythagoras's theorem.
Watching the game this afternoon, however, it dawned on me exactly what the problem is!
As is so often the case in such situations, the answer is ridiculously easy...........
He's rubbish.
