Get them drunk enough, so that you can fly to vegas and get married by Elvis.
Works for me.
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I actually had a friend whose method for chatting up girls was to wait outside the toilet and then when someone came out, ask them if it was a number 1 or a number 2.
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oh yeah - not calling them birds would probably improve your chances