Well it just had to happen didn't it. It was just too good to be true. Brexit was going so well but all good things come to an end don't they. The thought of escaping the EU's mafia emulating octopus tentacles was bound to become a pipe dream. Yes, the wheels were always going to come off sooner or later as our thoroughly magnanimous remainer chums gently tried to inform us if only we'd heard them.
Well it was nice while it lasted but sadly us swivel eyed, xenophobic, blinkered, deluded, Brexiteer loons must have known deep down inside that the day would come when our dreams of freedom would be cruelly dashed and stark reality would dawn upon us. It was surely just a question of when the worst would happen and I'm sad to admit that day has come:
Leaving the EU could offer new opportunities to "upgrade our economy", Jeremy Corbyn says.