Had my very first "Hello Mr, I am calling from Microsoft because there is a virus on your computer and I can show you how to get rid of it thank you please" phone call yesterday! I was chuffed, been waiting for one of those for years.
Had plenty of fun wasting his time, tying him up in knots, frustrating him. I almost felt sad when he hung up on me after I told him I worked for the British Government and was tracing the call
