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Derek 03-08-2009 10:32
Re: Thick as thieves?
 
http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk...7085-24279804/

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A SHOPLIFTER was so high on an overdose of Valium that he believed he had become “The Invisible Man” and could not be seen as he stole items from the shelves of a local store.
:D

LondonRoad 03-08-2009 10:39
Re: Thick as thieves?
 
:)
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Originally Posted by Derek S (Post 34846154)

At least the Security staff saw right through him

TheDaddy 30-08-2009 06:52
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How thick are these two, apprehended in seconds apparently

A bungling pair of burglars have been cautioned after they tried to break in to a house shared by princes William and Harry.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/...5875-21633921/

Osem 30-08-2009 11:38
Re: Thick as thieves?
 
Not sure if this has been linked to before but it made me chuckle:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor...00812415195558

Derek 01-09-2009 11:00
Re: Thick as thieves?
 
If you are going to break a couple of traffic laws you might as well do it in style.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09...iving_display/

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A Spanish youth is in a bit of bother with the powers that be after drunkenly snapping himself on his mobile while fishtailing his wheels round a roundabout and jumping a few red lights in the process.
I believe he is pleading not guilty on the grounds he is a premiership footballer and as a result traffic laws shouldn't apply to him. ;)

Osem 30-10-2009 10:27
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Another two contenders for the "Thickest Thieves of the Year" award:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...disguises.html

Mick Fisher 30-10-2009 11:20
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Classic! :D

Derek 06-01-2010 12:12
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Not a thief but this criminal was considerate enough to leave his own mugshot for the cops to issue which was nice of him

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01...ing_room_snap/

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Police in Warrington are keen to trace a man who placed a small camera in a fitting room at Asda in the Westbrook centre in Warrington on December 19 at around 5pm. The device was placed in the light fitting and was in place for 30 minutes before it was discovered.

TheDaddy 19-02-2010 12:20
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Some of our police are even going down to their level now, mind you with stupidity amongst the criminal fraternaty at epidemic proportions it might just be that it's catching

The officers left the house without finding the body, which was under a blanket on a sofa in the room.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8510373.stm

LondonRoad 19-02-2010 12:38
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Originally Posted by TheDaddy (Post 34966137)
Some of our police are even going down to their level now, mind you with stupidity amongst the criminal fraternaty at epidemic proportions it might just be that it's catching

The officers left the house without finding the body, which was under a blanket on a sofa in the room.
Those odour eating Camouflage blankets are deceptive.:erm:

Derek 19-02-2010 12:47
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Originally Posted by LondonRoad (Post 34966146)
Those odour eating Camouflage blankets are deceptive.:erm:
To be fair the odour in the house was probably stopping them looking too closely. I'd imagine the house was in a hell of a mess with rotting food lying about and with only a report of someone just not being seen for a while, no proof he was in the house, I can see exactly why this happened.

At least they went back the next day after making further enquiries to make sure he wasn't in hospital or at a family members.

---------- Post added at 12:47 ---------- Previous post was at 12:44 ----------

Anyway this is one step up from walking into a Police station and confessing.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...6908-22054749/

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A DOZY robber was caught after police seized his getaway car and he phoned them to claim it back.

Osem 20-05-2010 19:08
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Lancashire curry house bomb hoaxer jailed
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...re/8695737.stm

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The court heard that Hosker, who made the call at 0124 BST, gave her name to the operator,...

Derek 01-08-2011 12:54
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If you are going to go on the run don't make a personal challenge to the Police to come and find you.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c...oure_here.html

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Fugitive taunts cops on Facebook "catch me if you can" before they find him in Brooklyn apartment
:dunce:

Kymmy 11-10-2011 20:07
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"Hello, I'd like to report my plants have been stolen... What sort.. Cannabis"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-fife-15259996

martyh 11-10-2011 20:25
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Quote:
"His position is that cannabis has assisted in his mental health
i don't think it was working :D


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