Women & Celery

[Popeye]

why is it that women always hate celery?

or is it just the ones I have met

[Sociable]

why is it that women always hate celery?

or is it just the ones I have met

It's probably down to where you keep the salt when you are munching it in bed Bro. :rofl:

[Popeye]

It's probably down to where you keep the salt when you are munching it in bed Bro. :rofl:


lol


last night we had some dips and stuff in the kitchen and everytime I offered women some celery I was met with cries of "get it away from me!"

and so on

[Xaccers]

why is it that women always hate celery?


Probably because celery is tastless devil spawn

[Julian]

It doesn't make sense, you'd have thought they would love something that uses up more calories eating it than you actually get from the food. :confused:

BTW celery :drool: :drool:

Loads of salt, with strong cheese or dipped in peanut butter. :drool:

[SMHarman]

It doesn't make sense, you'd have thought they would love something that uses up more calories eating it than you actually get from the food. :confused:

True...

BTW celery :drool: :drool:

Loads of salt, with strong cheese or dipped in peanut butter. :drool:

But the dips, peanut butter, blue cheese have now negated the 0 calorie celery.

[Julian]

True...

But the dips, peanut butter, blue cheese have now negated the 0 calorie celery.

You have a good point mate, same theory as ordering diet coke with a burger I guess. :D

[Dave Stones]

celery is lovely... get a stick of nice green celeery with a line of salt down the middle :drool:

maybe they dont like it because when you puke it after youve drunk too much it absolutely reeks...

[Ramrod]

Probably because celery is tastless devil spawnIt's not tasteless, it tastes like celery-bloody awful :D

[ian@huth]

My wife and daughters love celery with a drizzle of marmite running down the groove.

[smegs]

I love celery i eat it just on its own :drool:

[swoop101]

My wife and daughters love celery with a drizzle of marmite running down the groove.

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

You've put me right off me tea. :disturbd:

[Kneebs]

I used to like celery as a kid, until i discovered another green stalk that you could dip into another white granule - mmmmmmm, rhubard dipped in sugar :)

Its no wonder that I went more than a little bit overweight !! :eek:

EDIT - and popeye, with a name like that, shouldn't it be spinach you're offering round ? :rofl:

[dr wadd]

why is it that women always hate celery?

Are you not aware of the devastating effect celery has on knicker elastic?

http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/indexmain.html

[Bex]

Are you not aware of the devastating effect celery has on knicker elastic?

http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/indexmain.html

:rofl: :rofl:
btw i am female and i love celery...you can buy a "snack pack" from waitrose and it has a sour cream and chives dip with it, yummy

[DrAwesome]

If you offer celery to woman that are swearing alot its supposed to be good for dirty mouths & teeth :D

[Maggy]

personally I adore celery.I don't even dip it.

However I loathe cooked celery.It goes all slimey with threads in it. :sick:

Incog. :wavey:

[Marge]

Don't like celery blah :sick: :sick:

[Atomic22]

dipping celery in a jar of sun pat is yummy
also dunking it in chocolate and hazelnut spread is nice too