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You know who you are, lurking in the background there. :welcome: :D
Sociable
02-02-2004, 13:28
You know who you are, lurking in the background there. :welcome: :D
I second the motion. :welcome:
You know who you are, lurking in the background there. :welcome: :D
Sorry Pem, I keep forgetting to sign in :D :D :D
Sorry Pem, I keep forgetting to sign in :D :D :D
See smegs ... we're not that bad :D
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 15:26
See smegs ... we're not that bad :D
See how shy she is :D ...... Actualy - she does not get home until 5:30pm
I will get her online tonight asap and you may get a response.
BTW - Does anyone know first aid cos I'm going to need some when she reads this thread........ :D
Sociable
02-02-2004, 15:31
BTW - Does anyone know first aid cos I'm going to need some when she reads this thread........ :D
I believe the up-to-date advice is to carefully bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye. :rofl:
Florence
02-02-2004, 16:37
See how shy she is :D ...... Actualy - she does not get home until 5:30pm
I will get her online tonight asap and you may get a response.
BTW - Does anyone know first aid cos I'm going to need some when she reads this thread........ :D
Yes First aid is easy cold compress cures anything from banged head to twisted ankle...
:D
:wavey: Hello smegs :welcome: :waving: stop lurkin and come and talk to us..
come on out of the closet smegs :eek: , we could do with another lady around the forums :)
I believe the up-to-date advice is to carefully bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye. :rofl:
it depends on whos ass gets kissed..... :naughty: :rofl:
Dave Stones
02-02-2004, 17:35
come on out of the closet smegs :eek: , we could do with another lady around the forums :)
it depends on whos ass gets kissed..... :naughty: :rofl:
your ass deffo wont get kissed if she does "come out of the closet", being male and all :p
*runs a mile and hides under a boulder*
Hi everyone thankyou for a great welcome...
I will soon have more rep's than stuart :D
Boy is he in trouble..........:mad:
Hi everyone thankyou for a great welcome...
no problem, just kick back and relax, join in the disscussions....... :naughty: :D
Boy is he in trouble..........:mad:
now now, be gentle with him :D
no problem, just kick back and relax, join in the disscussions....... :naughty: :D
now now, be gentle with him :D
Gentle i don't do gentle:naughty:
Gentle i don't do gentle:naughty:
ohh matron some like it hard and rough but whatever floats the boat :pp :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
ohh matron some like it hard and rough but whatever floats the boat :pp :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Would'nt you like to know what floats my boat.:naughty:
Would'nt you like to know what floats my boat.:naughty:
is this thread going to turn in to a "ill show you mine if you show me yours" :D :naughty: :pp
is this thread going to turn in to a "ill show you mine if you show me yours" :D :naughty: :pp
Yeah come on then outside :naughty:
stuartbe warned me about you:naughty:
Yeah come on then outside :naughty:
i think thats an offer i cannot refuse :naughty: :pp
stuartbe warned me about you:naughty:
moi ?
im an :angel: ask my 'internet mother' username 'chimaera' she should be along later :D
enjoy the forum...........my love :rofl:
i think thats an offer i cannot refuse :naughty: :pp
moi ?
im an :angel: ask my 'internet mother' username 'chimaera' she should be along later :D
enjoy the forum...........my love :rofl:
yeah i belive you :D
i'm an angel too you know :angel:
yeah i belive you :D
good good! :)
i'm an angel too you know :angel:
its funny when everyone starts saying that...........oh and i dont believe you, im sure you have :naughty: side to you, clearly on show here. :) :D
not so shy anymore :naughty: :D
<snippity snip>i'm an angel too you know :angel:
OI your here five mintues and already nicking my lines...im the angel round here :angel: :rofl: :rofl:
:welcome: hun and watch out for the boys, they are all BAD ;)
Mr.Moony
02-02-2004, 19:06
whats a smeg ?
OI your here five mintues and already nicking my lines...im the angel round here :angel: :rofl: :rofl:
:welcome: hun and watch out for the boys, they are all BAD ;)
ok i watch out specially that stuartbe :D
:welcome: hun and watch out for the boys, they are all BAD ;)
*ahem no :angel:
i seem to remember you being bad one night in manc........... ;)
*runs off and hides :cool:
good good! :)
its funny when everyone starts saying that...........oh and i dont believe you, im sure you have :naughty: side to you, clearly on show here. :) :D
not so shy anymore :naughty: :D shh don't tell everyone i'm good me:D
whats a smeg ?
it is from red dwarf have you never seen it :)
shh don't tell everyone i'm good me:D
yeh yeh and im a real angel ;), or is that a night in shining armour ?
or someone with a big peice of armour :naughty: :rofl:
it is from red dwarf have you never seen it :)
yes thats right, you smeg head moony :rofl:
Atomic22
02-02-2004, 19:12
whats a smeg ?
a brand name of a fridge
or maybe derived from smeghead from red dwarf
*ahem no :angel:
i seem to remember you being bad one night in manc........... ;)
*runs off and hides :cool:
:blush: ok can we just forget i was ever in manchester pleassssssseeeeeee :rofl:
i know stuartbe is the worst of them all....he is just soooo annoying ;):pp
when im in a bad mood, i call it a smeg....so does that mean your a bad mood? ;):pp
yeh yeh and im a real angel ;), or is that a night in shining armour ?
or someone with a big peice of armour :naughty: :rofl:
yes thats right, you smeg head moony :rofl:
what big piece of armour would that be :naughty:
what big piece of armour would that be :naughty:
well you could go for a thin model or a thicker one but mines 'just right'. :naughty:
but will you ever get to see the display ?
at the royal armouries in leeds :rofl:
Atomic22
02-02-2004, 19:19
what big piece of armour would that be :naughty:
hat? :wavey:had to get that in quick krony
or maybe derived from smeghead from red dwarf...and we all know what that was derived from :sick:
well you could go for a thin model or a thicker one but mines 'just right'. :naughty:
but will you ever get to see the display ?
at the royal armouries in leeds :rofl:
depends on wether i want to see it or not ( thats the royal armouries ) :D
...and we all know what that was derived from :sick:what was that then:)
depends on wether i want to see it or not ( thats the royal armouries ) :D
trust me women, you havent seen anything yet........ :naughty: :rofl:
trust me women, you havent seen anything yet........ :naughty: :rofl:
why you offering :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:24
trust me women, you havent seen anything yet........ :naughty: :rofl:
* Cough * Husband about !!! :ninja:
You need to be carefull - She bites you know :D
why you offering :naughty:
im certainly up for it, it can create quite a show. :naughty: :D
* Cough * Husband about !!! :ninja:
You need to be carefull - She bites you know :D
awwww stu they trying to nick your wife? ;):pp
* Cough * Husband about !!! :ninja:
LOL bring it on old bean :Peace: :Oh: :D :mad: :pp
You need to be carefull - She bites you know :D
no she seems harmless ;)
and up for it :rofl:
im certainly up for it, it can create quite a show. :naughty: :D
i can put on a good show its weather or not ill let anyone see it
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:29
i can put on a good show its weather or not ill let anyone see it
You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:
i can put on a good show its weather or not ill let anyone see it
ah well, im sure after i have shown my appreciation in a personal showing i can convince you to open up :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:
leave her alone :mad: :D :pp
*is on guard :mad: :rofl:
You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:
i am :naughty:
You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:
sorry thought u were trying to get her to behave? ;):pp
Chimaera
02-02-2004, 19:30
And now kronas expects me to come along and say what a good boy he is???
Not after reading through this thread he's not!
:angel: ??? More like :devsmoke:
ah well, im sure after i have shown my appreciation in a personal showing i can convince you to open up :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
there you go again making me an offer :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:32
there you go again making me an offer :naughty:
I am just trying to defend all us guys... I am telling you - she is dangerous....I have the scars to prove it.....
there you go again making me an offer :naughty:
i hope your open to accepting it. :naughty: :naughty:
And now kronas expects me to come along and say what a good boy he is???
Not after reading through this thread he's not!
:angel: ??? More like :devsmoke:
come on mother you should know me :wavey: :angel: :angel: :angel:
what was that then:)
I'll leave that unexplained since I like it here and don't want to be banned :D
I'll leave that unexplained since I like it here and don't want to be banned :Dok then
i'm not going to answer that or people won't belive what an angel i really am :angel:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:38
I'll leave that unexplained since I like it here and don't want to be banned :D
* Cough * - :D
i'm not going to answer that or people won't belive what an angel i really am :angel:
you havent fooled me, i can spot them a mile off if they arent :naughty: :rofl:
you havent fooled me, i can spot them a mile off if they arent :naughty: :rofl:
what arent an angel? what me just ask stuartbe he will tell you what an angel i am:naughty:
OMG, what have I started with this topic :eek:
what arent an angel? what me
correct i think your not one :D
just ask stuartbe he will tell you what an angel i am:naughty:
he will lie to put me off............but i believe you can make people angels spending some quality time on a personal level :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:46
OMG, what have I started with this topic :eek:
Your woried !!!
She is going to have more reps and posts than me soon :cry:
What Have I done !!!!!
Admins/mods - ban her quick.......
Your woried !!!
She is going to have more reps and posts than me soon :cry:
What Have I done !!!!!
Admins/mods - ban her quick.......
says he the man with the three balls (reps of course ;) )
homealone
02-02-2004, 19:48
well, in an attempt to redress the balance & show that we aren't all slaves to testosterone, can I offer a polite & sincere :welcome: to smegs and say that I hope you enjoy the forum.:)
(is that better, pem) ;)
OMG, what have I started with this topic :eek:Wouldnt you like to know :naughty:
you reckon do you :naughty:
whispers to stu...i thought you said she was shy? :eek:
whispers to stu...i thought you said she was shy? :eek:
but i am :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:06
whispers to stu...i thought you said she was shy? :eek:
She was !! What have you lot done to her ? :)
She was !! What have you lot done to her ? :)
me? :eeek: nothing i am a complete and utter :angel:
its the boys not me
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:10
me? :eeek: nothing i am a complete and utter :angel:
its the boys not me
Thanks to the boys I will have to get a new wife now. She has been currupted !!!!
Bexy - You will have to keep an eye on her for me :D
Thanks to the boys I will have to get a new wife now. She has been currupted !!!!
Bexy - You will have to keep an eye on her for me :D
i was already currupted your the one who curupted me :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:17
ahemm
someone is sleeping in the spare room tonight ! :)
ahemm
someone is sleeping in the spare room tonight ! :)
in your dreams :angel:
in your dreams :angel:
you could always join me if he wont have you :rofl:
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
She was !! What have you lot done to her ? :)
:angel:
but i am :naughty:
poppyc**k :naughty:
i was already currupted your the one who curupted me :naughty:
i believe, i oh so believe......... :naughty:
Theodoric
02-02-2004, 20:37
Right, I have jumped straight from post 1 to post 70 and am none the wiser. Could someone summarise for me how a post entitled, "Hi Smegs" managed to generate 5 pages of posts? :)
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:41
Right, I have jumped straight from post 1 to post 70 and am none the wiser. Could someone summarise for me how a post entitled, "Hi Smegs" managed to generate 5 pages of posts? :)
Sorry Theodoric - You cant shut her up when she gets going..
Do you know - she has kicked my off my nice 3gz pc onto my crappy old laptop. :(
you could always join me if he wont have you :rofl:
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
:angel:
poppyc**k :naughty:
i believe, i oh so believe......... :naughty:
cheeky, you started this i just joined in , i so am well behaved ( when i wont to be that is)
cheeky, you started this i just joined in , i so am well behaved ( when i wont to be that is)
it takes two to tango. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:55
* Cough *
Will you behave yourself darlling :D
it takes two to tango. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
well i can't deny that :naughty:
Theodoric
02-02-2004, 21:01
it takes two to tango.
well i can't deny that :naughty:
Except for being alliterative, and possibly euphemistic, I've always felt that this expression is pretty useless. :)
Except for being alliterative, and possibly euphemistic, I've always felt that this expression is pretty useless. :)
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:10
Are you still yapping on babe ? :D
You lot dont know what you have started..... :rofl:
* Cough *
Will you behave yourself darlling :DWhy are you calling Kronas 'darling'? :confused: :D
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:13
Why are you calling Kronas 'darling'? :confused: :D
I wasn't :D I was talking to smegs.......
Why are you calling Kronas 'darling'? :confused: :D
stuartbe your secerts out :D
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:14
stuartbe your secerts out :D
Shut it you :rofl:
Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D
Florence
02-02-2004, 21:19
Shut it you :rofl:
tut tut no way to talk to a lady. Stuart I am suprised at you and smegs being so shy :)
Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D
i like older men :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:21
Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D
:naughty: She is for hire if you want her.... :D
Runs away fast.....
i like older men :naughty:
Notes he is 41 ......
:naughty: She is for hire if you want her.... :D
Pictures !
Notes he is 41 ......
Pictures !and your point is :D
i don't come cheap :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:29
Notes he is 41 ......
Pictures !
You behave yourself Pem or I will deltree /y your hard disk.....
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:30
and your point is :D
i don't come cheap :naughty:
Yes you do !! :D
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 22:00
OMG :eek: You lot have totaly currupted my wife... What have I done...
I cant even get her off the computer now :bigcry:
I cant even get her off the computer now :bigcry:your 3GHz computer :D .......
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 22:07
your 3GHz computer :D .......
Yep - nice new Athlon xp with 2gb of ram... :cry: Not that I will get to use it again !!! :D
Yep - nice new Athlon xp with 2gb of ram... :cry: Not that I will get to use it again !!! :D2Gb ram...wtf do you do with it :eek: Video?
what gpu do you have?
Florence
02-02-2004, 23:08
OMG :eek: You lot have totaly currupted my wife... What have I done...
I cant even get her off the computer now :bigcry:
:D you could buy smegs a pc of her own. so her personal pm on here and msn messages are private
You behave yourself Pem or I will deltree /y your hard disk.....
Oi, you leave my hard drive out of this ... :naughty:
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 23:22
2Gb ram...wtf do you do with it :eek: Video?
what gpu do you have?
9800 AIW linked to ntl box for tv...
Its main pc - boots into mandrake, 2000 and unix
..... smegs can use the laptop when she wants though !! :D
Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 23:24
Oi, you leave my hard drive out of this ... :naughty:
Smegs wants know to the rpm of your hdd :)
Smegs wants know to the rpm of your hdd :)....and the thread plumbs new depths :D
Kronas, you know that men who have to boast about the size of "it" often have nothing to boast about..
Welcome Smegs...
Kronas, you know that men who have to boast about the size of "it" often have nothing to boast about..
Welcome Smegs...
Thanks for the welcome Scastle I am feeling at home allready :D
Thanks for the welcome Scastle I am feeling at home allready :D
It certainly looks that way. If you keep up this rate of posting, you will catch up with Ramrod in a mere 29 weeks ;)
It certainly looks that way. If you keep up this rate of posting, you will catch up with Ramrod in a mere 29 weeks ;)Thats assuming that I stop posting now :naughty: .....what? Nooooo, don't take my 'puter away :cry:
Thats assuming that I stop posting now :naughty: .....what? Nooooo, don't take my 'puter away :cry:
Erm no. That's assuming you keep posting. You have an average of 18 posts per day (give or take a few), and smegs has 38 (in one day), the difference is 20 per day, 4000 posts difference --> 200 days, 29 weeks or so.
You'd better watch your back :D
Erm no. <snip>You'd better watch your back :DCome and get me :naughty: :D
i like older men :naughty:
nooooooooooooooo *his dreams are shattered :cry: :cry: :cry:
i could teach you a thing or two im quite creative in that department :naughty: :naughty:
Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D
thats why i called him old bean earlier on :rofl:
Come and get me :naughty: :D
You wish. I'm embarrased when I look at my own profile :)
You wish. I'm embarrased when I look at my own profile :) :rofl:
homealone
03-02-2004, 01:26
Come and get me :naughty: :D
- no you are just a 'manipulator', it's what you want;)
nooooooooooooooo *his dreams are shattered :cry: :cry: :cry:
i could teach you a thing or two im quite creative in that department :naughty: :naughty:
thats why i called him old bean earlier on :rofl:
what department is that then ;)
what department is that then ;)
i think we would need some privacy for me to go in to physical detail :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
i think we would need some privacy for me to go in to physical detail :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
well i don't know what you mean :angel:
well i don't know what you mean :angel:
its all about manoeuvring touching the feeling not to mention the positioning :naughty: :rofl:
its all about manoeuvring touching the feeling not to mention the positioning :naughty: :rofl:
so you know all about manoeuvering, touching, feeling and positioning :naughty:
so you know all about manoeuvering, touching, feeling and positioning :naughty:
oh yeah babay :naughty:
i take the softly softly approach, :naughty: i can do rough, its quite dependant on the situation and action :naughty: :pp
oh yeah babay :naughty:
i take the softly softly approach, :naughty: i can do rough, its quite dependant on the situation and action :naughty: :pp
oh you can do rough can you :naughty:
what situation would that be then :naughty:
oh you can do rough can you :naughty:
i dont brag, i talk facts, and that is a fact. :D
what situation would that be then :naughty:
id proberbly be banned or severely censured if i went in to detail.................
but lets just say it involves a one on one approach to dealing with the urges that are sometimes casted on to ones body. :naughty: :pp
Stuartbe
03-02-2004, 21:14
i dont brag, i talk facts, and that is a fact. :D
id proberbly be banned or severely censured if i went in to detail.................
but lets just say it involves a one on one approach to dealing with the urges that are sometimes casted on to ones body. :naughty: :pp
* ahem * * cough *
oh yeah babay :naughty:
i take the softly softly approach, :naughty: i can do rough, its quite dependant on the situation and action :naughty: :ppTeenagers!:rolleyes::D:pp
i dont brag, i talk facts, and that is a fact. :D
id proberbly be banned or severely censured if i went in to detail.................
but lets just say it involves a one on one approach to dealing with the urges that are sometimes casted on to ones body. :naughty: :pp
only sometimes :D
only sometimes :D
and what do you mean by that ? :naughty:
does that mean i have a chance ? :naughty:
can i have the pleasure or will there be pain :( :D :rolleyes:
* ahem * * cough *
you need some cough medicine for that........... :D :pp
Stuartbe
04-02-2004, 00:20
you need some cough medicine for that........... :D :pp
:LOL: Just looking out for your safety m8.... :D
[QUOTE=kronas]and what do you mean by that ? :naughty:
Thats for me to know :naughty:
does that mean i have a chance ? :naughty:
can i have the pleasure or will there be pain :( :D :rolleyes:
Maybe a bit of both maybe not :naughty:
Maybe a bit of both maybe not :naughty:
well i only know how to bring pleasure to the table, or is that cause a considerable jolt in the action................. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
:LOL: Just looking out for your safety m8.... :D
im perfectly safe........actually there are a few things i want to dangle :naughty: :rofl: :eek: :D
[QUOTE=kronas]well i only know how to bring pleasure to the table, or is that cause a considerable jolt in the action................. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
a considerable jolt in what action :D
a considerable jolt in what action :D
id rather not say at the risk of being banned............
but it would inccur two parties being involved in what i would call an escalation of push and shove :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:
id rather not say at the risk of being banned............
but it would inccur two parties being involved in what i would call an escalation of push and shove :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:
whos doing the pushing and whos doing the shoving :naughty:
whos doing the pushing and whos doing the shoving :naughty:
well that would depend...........am i on top? are you on the bottom ? :naughty:
or should i say im at the front and you are infront of me ? :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:
well that would depend...........am i on top? are you on the bottom ? :naughty:
or should i say im at the front and you are infront of me ? :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:
Both :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :D
Both :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :D
well im sure your husband would like that LOL :rofl:
then again a threesome in the offering.........im sure we could get another women interested......
if your 'up' for it :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
*runs a mile :eek:
Would you two like a private corner to continue this ... :rofl:
(has stu filed for divorce yet :eek: )
Would you two like a private corner to continue this ... :rofl:
private you say :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
(has stu filed for divorce yet :eek: )
:LOL:
Stuartbe
04-02-2004, 13:46
Would you two like a private corner to continue this ... :rofl:
(has stu filed for divorce yet :eek: )
See what I have to put up with m8 :D
I cant believe that I thought she would be shy posting on the forum.... Wrong !!!!!
OMG - I have released a monster !!!!
See what I have to put up with m8 :D
I cant believe that I thought she would be shy posting on the forum.... Wrong !!!!!
OMG - I have released a monster !!!!
just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:
Stuartbe
04-02-2004, 15:14
just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:
IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D
IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D
i find your comments quite disgusting, please refrain from making them in future. women are smart and cunningwhen they want to be, trust me.
just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:
your right there but i like............. no comment :naughty: ;) :rofl:
Sociable
04-02-2004, 15:57
IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D
Careful stu someone close to you may be thinking of an upgrade not least as the new version is called "Longhorn". :naughty:
Careful stu someone close to you may be thinking of an upgrade not least as the new version is called "Longhorn". :naughty:
some of us already have 'longhorn' :naughty: :rofl:
*couldnt resist :D
some of us already have 'longhorn' :naughty: :rofl:
*couldnt resist :D
^hormones....:D
See what I have to put up with m8 :D
I cant believe that I thought she would be shy posting on the forum.... Wrong !!!!!
OMG - I have released a monster !!!!
well you was wrong then weren't you :D
just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:no man knows how the female mind works :D
they just like to think they do :D
^hormones....:D
no its just me being me, cheeky :D
no its just me being me, cheeky :D
you being cheeky wouldn't belive it :D
you being cheeky wouldn't belive it :D
everyone seems to think i am :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
even people who have met me, in the first few seconds :eek:
but im calm, intelligent, even if i have a 'soft' side as well....... :naughty: ;)
everyone seems to think i am :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
even people who have met me, in the first few seconds :eek:
but im calm, intelligent, even if i have a 'soft' side as well....... :naughty: ;)
what a combination :)
what soft side is that then :D
Florence
04-02-2004, 21:03
what a combination :)
what soft side is that then :D
:D don't get him going again his blood has only just come of the boil :LOL: :rofl: :rofl:
what a combination :)
aye lass :pp
what soft side is that then :D
wouldnt you like to know :naughty: i assure you its my romantic structure of doing things for a lady. :)
there is ofcourse the 'longhorn' and hardness involved sometimes but i aim to please :rofl:
aye lass :pp
wouldnt you like to know :naughty: i assure you its my romantic structure of doing things for a lady. :)
there is ofcourse the 'longhorn' and hardness involved sometimes but i aim to please :rofl:
you have a romantic structure :D
only involved sometimes :D
you have a romantic structure :D
yes you should see my post in the 'valentines day' thread, i try and go all out. :D
only involved sometimes :D
ofcourse there is more to a relationship then sex. :D
yes you should see my post in the 'valentines day' thread, i try and go all out. :D
ofcourse there is more to a relationship then sex. :D
yes you have to have stuff in common too :D
ofcourse there is more to a relationship then sex. :D
There is :eek:
yes you have to have stuff in common too :D
exactly sex/romance is part of the overall structure, you have to have a laugh and be serious as well and what you said above, yes it will be hard for the likes of pem. :D ;)
There is :eek:
yes pem, its not all too shocking, if your just in it for the sex, then its not a true relationship, there are many factors to consider with compatability issues that can arise, such as " your getting on my nerves now" :D
There is :eek:what you meen you didnt know :pp
not too serious though, you have to have a laugh with each other :rofl:
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