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Paul
02-02-2004, 13:19
You know who you are, lurking in the background there. :welcome: :D

Sociable
02-02-2004, 13:28
You know who you are, lurking in the background there. :welcome: :D

I second the motion. :welcome:

yesman
02-02-2004, 13:56
You know who you are, lurking in the background there. :welcome: :D
Sorry Pem, I keep forgetting to sign in :D :D :D

Nemesis
02-02-2004, 13:57
Sorry Pem, I keep forgetting to sign in :D :D :D
See smegs ... we're not that bad :D

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 15:26
See smegs ... we're not that bad :D

See how shy she is :D ...... Actualy - she does not get home until 5:30pm

I will get her online tonight asap and you may get a response.

BTW - Does anyone know first aid cos I'm going to need some when she reads this thread........ :D

Sociable
02-02-2004, 15:31
BTW - Does anyone know first aid cos I'm going to need some when she reads this thread........ :D

I believe the up-to-date advice is to carefully bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye. :rofl:

Florence
02-02-2004, 16:37
See how shy she is :D ...... Actualy - she does not get home until 5:30pm

I will get her online tonight asap and you may get a response.

BTW - Does anyone know first aid cos I'm going to need some when she reads this thread........ :D

Yes First aid is easy cold compress cures anything from banged head to twisted ankle...
:D

:wavey: Hello smegs :welcome: :waving: stop lurkin and come and talk to us..

kronas
02-02-2004, 17:16
come on out of the closet smegs :eek: , we could do with another lady around the forums :)

I believe the up-to-date advice is to carefully bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye. :rofl:

it depends on whos ass gets kissed..... :naughty: :rofl:

Dave Stones
02-02-2004, 17:35
come on out of the closet smegs :eek: , we could do with another lady around the forums :)



it depends on whos ass gets kissed..... :naughty: :rofl:

your ass deffo wont get kissed if she does "come out of the closet", being male and all :p

*runs a mile and hides under a boulder*

smegs
02-02-2004, 18:23
Hi everyone thankyou for a great welcome...

I will soon have more rep's than stuart :D

Boy is he in trouble..........:mad:

kronas
02-02-2004, 18:25
Hi everyone thankyou for a great welcome...


no problem, just kick back and relax, join in the disscussions....... :naughty: :D



Boy is he in trouble..........:mad:

now now, be gentle with him :D

smegs
02-02-2004, 18:28
no problem, just kick back and relax, join in the disscussions....... :naughty: :D




now now, be gentle with him :D
Gentle i don't do gentle:naughty:

kronas
02-02-2004, 18:32
Gentle i don't do gentle:naughty:

ohh matron some like it hard and rough but whatever floats the boat :pp :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

smegs
02-02-2004, 18:43
ohh matron some like it hard and rough but whatever floats the boat :pp :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Would'nt you like to know what floats my boat.:naughty:

kronas
02-02-2004, 18:47
Would'nt you like to know what floats my boat.:naughty:


is this thread going to turn in to a "ill show you mine if you show me yours" :D :naughty: :pp

smegs
02-02-2004, 18:52
is this thread going to turn in to a "ill show you mine if you show me yours" :D :naughty: :pp

Yeah come on then outside :naughty:

stuartbe warned me about you:naughty:

kronas
02-02-2004, 18:57
Yeah come on then outside :naughty:


i think thats an offer i cannot refuse :naughty: :pp


stuartbe warned me about you:naughty:

moi ?

im an :angel: ask my 'internet mother' username 'chimaera' she should be along later :D

enjoy the forum...........my love :rofl:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:01
i think thats an offer i cannot refuse :naughty: :pp



moi ?

im an :angel: ask my 'internet mother' username 'chimaera' she should be along later :D

enjoy the forum...........my love :rofl:
yeah i belive you :D

i'm an angel too you know :angel:

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:03
yeah i belive you :D


good good! :)


i'm an angel too you know :angel:

its funny when everyone starts saying that...........oh and i dont believe you, im sure you have :naughty: side to you, clearly on show here. :) :D

not so shy anymore :naughty: :D

Bex
02-02-2004, 19:04
<snippity snip>i'm an angel too you know :angel:

OI your here five mintues and already nicking my lines...im the angel round here :angel: :rofl: :rofl:

:welcome: hun and watch out for the boys, they are all BAD ;)

Mr.Moony
02-02-2004, 19:06
whats a smeg ?

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:06
OI your here five mintues and already nicking my lines...im the angel round here :angel: :rofl: :rofl:

:welcome: hun and watch out for the boys, they are all BAD ;)
ok i watch out specially that stuartbe :D

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:06
:welcome: hun and watch out for the boys, they are all BAD ;)

*ahem no :angel:

i seem to remember you being bad one night in manc........... ;)

*runs off and hides :cool:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:07
good good! :)



its funny when everyone starts saying that...........oh and i dont believe you, im sure you have :naughty: side to you, clearly on show here. :) :D

not so shy anymore :naughty: :D shh don't tell everyone i'm good me:D

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:10
whats a smeg ?
it is from red dwarf have you never seen it :)

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:10
shh don't tell everyone i'm good me:D

yeh yeh and im a real angel ;), or is that a night in shining armour ?

or someone with a big peice of armour :naughty: :rofl:

it is from red dwarf have you never seen it :)


yes thats right, you smeg head moony :rofl:

Atomic22
02-02-2004, 19:12
whats a smeg ?
a brand name of a fridge
or maybe derived from smeghead from red dwarf

Bex
02-02-2004, 19:13
*ahem no :angel:

i seem to remember you being bad one night in manc........... ;)

*runs off and hides :cool:

:blush: ok can we just forget i was ever in manchester pleassssssseeeeeee :rofl:

i know stuartbe is the worst of them all....he is just soooo annoying ;):pp

when im in a bad mood, i call it a smeg....so does that mean your a bad mood? ;):pp

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:13
yeh yeh and im a real angel ;), or is that a night in shining armour ?

or someone with a big peice of armour :naughty: :rofl:




yes thats right, you smeg head moony :rofl:
what big piece of armour would that be :naughty:

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:17
what big piece of armour would that be :naughty:

well you could go for a thin model or a thicker one but mines 'just right'. :naughty:

but will you ever get to see the display ?

at the royal armouries in leeds :rofl:

Atomic22
02-02-2004, 19:19
what big piece of armour would that be :naughty:
hat? :wavey:had to get that in quick krony

Ramrod
02-02-2004, 19:19
or maybe derived from smeghead from red dwarf...and we all know what that was derived from :sick:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:20
well you could go for a thin model or a thicker one but mines 'just right'. :naughty:

but will you ever get to see the display ?

at the royal armouries in leeds :rofl:
depends on wether i want to see it or not ( thats the royal armouries ) :D

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:21
...and we all know what that was derived from :sick:what was that then:)

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:22
depends on wether i want to see it or not ( thats the royal armouries ) :D


trust me women, you havent seen anything yet........ :naughty: :rofl:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:23
trust me women, you havent seen anything yet........ :naughty: :rofl:
why you offering :naughty:

Bex
02-02-2004, 19:24
OML flirt alert :eeek:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:24
trust me women, you havent seen anything yet........ :naughty: :rofl:

* Cough * Husband about !!! :ninja:

You need to be carefull - She bites you know :D

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:24
why you offering :naughty:


im certainly up for it, it can create quite a show. :naughty: :D

Bex
02-02-2004, 19:25
* Cough * Husband about !!! :ninja:

You need to be carefull - She bites you know :D

awwww stu they trying to nick your wife? ;):pp

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:27
* Cough * Husband about !!! :ninja:


LOL bring it on old bean :Peace: :Oh: :D :mad: :pp


You need to be carefull - She bites you know :D

no she seems harmless ;)

and up for it :rofl:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:27
im certainly up for it, it can create quite a show. :naughty: :D
i can put on a good show its weather or not ill let anyone see it

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:29
i can put on a good show its weather or not ill let anyone see it

You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:29
i can put on a good show its weather or not ill let anyone see it

ah well, im sure after i have shown my appreciation in a personal showing i can convince you to open up :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:

leave her alone :mad: :D :pp

*is on guard :mad: :rofl:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:30
You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:
i am :naughty:

Bex
02-02-2004, 19:30
You behave or you dont get any young lady :naughty:

sorry thought u were trying to get her to behave? ;):pp

Chimaera
02-02-2004, 19:30
And now kronas expects me to come along and say what a good boy he is???
Not after reading through this thread he's not!

:angel: ??? More like :devsmoke:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:31
ah well, im sure after i have shown my appreciation in a personal showing i can convince you to open up :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
there you go again making me an offer :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:32
there you go again making me an offer :naughty:

I am just trying to defend all us guys... I am telling you - she is dangerous....I have the scars to prove it.....

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:33
there you go again making me an offer :naughty:

i hope your open to accepting it. :naughty: :naughty:

And now kronas expects me to come along and say what a good boy he is???
Not after reading through this thread he's not!

:angel: ??? More like :devsmoke:


come on mother you should know me :wavey: :angel: :angel: :angel:

Ramrod
02-02-2004, 19:34
what was that then:)
I'll leave that unexplained since I like it here and don't want to be banned :D

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:36
I'll leave that unexplained since I like it here and don't want to be banned :Dok then

i'm not going to answer that or people won't belive what an angel i really am :angel:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:38
I'll leave that unexplained since I like it here and don't want to be banned :D

* Cough * - :D

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:40
i'm not going to answer that or people won't belive what an angel i really am :angel:


you havent fooled me, i can spot them a mile off if they arent :naughty: :rofl:

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:42
you havent fooled me, i can spot them a mile off if they arent :naughty: :rofl:
what arent an angel? what me just ask stuartbe he will tell you what an angel i am:naughty:

Paul
02-02-2004, 19:43
OMG, what have I started with this topic :eek:

kronas
02-02-2004, 19:44
what arent an angel? what me


correct i think your not one :D


just ask stuartbe he will tell you what an angel i am:naughty:


he will lie to put me off............but i believe you can make people angels spending some quality time on a personal level :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 19:46
OMG, what have I started with this topic :eek:


Your woried !!!

She is going to have more reps and posts than me soon :cry:

What Have I done !!!!!

Admins/mods - ban her quick.......

Bex
02-02-2004, 19:47
Your woried !!!

She is going to have more reps and posts than me soon :cry:

What Have I done !!!!!

Admins/mods - ban her quick.......

says he the man with the three balls (reps of course ;) )

homealone
02-02-2004, 19:48
well, in an attempt to redress the balance & show that we aren't all slaves to testosterone, can I offer a polite & sincere :welcome: to smegs and say that I hope you enjoy the forum.:)

(is that better, pem) ;)

smegs
02-02-2004, 19:58
OMG, what have I started with this topic :eek:Wouldnt you like to know :naughty:

you reckon do you :naughty:

Bex
02-02-2004, 20:05
whispers to stu...i thought you said she was shy? :eek:

smegs
02-02-2004, 20:06
whispers to stu...i thought you said she was shy? :eek:
but i am :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:06
whispers to stu...i thought you said she was shy? :eek:

She was !! What have you lot done to her ? :)

Bex
02-02-2004, 20:08
She was !! What have you lot done to her ? :)

me? :eeek: nothing i am a complete and utter :angel:

its the boys not me

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:10
me? :eeek: nothing i am a complete and utter :angel:

its the boys not me

Thanks to the boys I will have to get a new wife now. She has been currupted !!!!

Bexy - You will have to keep an eye on her for me :D

smegs
02-02-2004, 20:12
Thanks to the boys I will have to get a new wife now. She has been currupted !!!!

Bexy - You will have to keep an eye on her for me :D
i was already currupted your the one who curupted me :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:17
ahemm

someone is sleeping in the spare room tonight ! :)

smegs
02-02-2004, 20:18
ahemm

someone is sleeping in the spare room tonight ! :)
in your dreams :angel:

kronas
02-02-2004, 20:32
in your dreams :angel:

you could always join me if he wont have you :rofl:

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

She was !! What have you lot done to her ? :)

:angel:

but i am :naughty:

poppyc**k :naughty:

i was already currupted your the one who curupted me :naughty:

i believe, i oh so believe......... :naughty:

Theodoric
02-02-2004, 20:37
Right, I have jumped straight from post 1 to post 70 and am none the wiser. Could someone summarise for me how a post entitled, "Hi Smegs" managed to generate 5 pages of posts? :)

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:41
Right, I have jumped straight from post 1 to post 70 and am none the wiser. Could someone summarise for me how a post entitled, "Hi Smegs" managed to generate 5 pages of posts? :)

Sorry Theodoric - You cant shut her up when she gets going..

Do you know - she has kicked my off my nice 3gz pc onto my crappy old laptop. :(

smegs
02-02-2004, 20:42
you could always join me if he wont have you :rofl:

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:



:angel:



poppyc**k :naughty:



i believe, i oh so believe......... :naughty:


cheeky, you started this i just joined in , i so am well behaved ( when i wont to be that is)

kronas
02-02-2004, 20:54
cheeky, you started this i just joined in , i so am well behaved ( when i wont to be that is)


it takes two to tango. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 20:55
* Cough *

Will you behave yourself darlling :D

smegs
02-02-2004, 20:55
it takes two to tango. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
well i can't deny that :naughty:

Theodoric
02-02-2004, 21:01
it takes two to tango.

well i can't deny that :naughty:

Except for being alliterative, and possibly euphemistic, I've always felt that this expression is pretty useless. :)

smegs
02-02-2004, 21:04
Except for being alliterative, and possibly euphemistic, I've always felt that this expression is pretty useless. :)
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:10
Are you still yapping on babe ? :D

You lot dont know what you have started..... :rofl:

Ramrod
02-02-2004, 21:11
* Cough *

Will you behave yourself darlling :DWhy are you calling Kronas 'darling'? :confused: :D

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:13
Why are you calling Kronas 'darling'? :confused: :D

I wasn't :D I was talking to smegs.......

smegs
02-02-2004, 21:13
Why are you calling Kronas 'darling'? :confused: :D
stuartbe your secerts out :D

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:14
stuartbe your secerts out :D

Shut it you :rofl:

Paul
02-02-2004, 21:17
Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D

Florence
02-02-2004, 21:19
Shut it you :rofl:
tut tut no way to talk to a lady. Stuart I am suprised at you and smegs being so shy :)

smegs
02-02-2004, 21:20
Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D
i like older men :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:21
Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D

:naughty: She is for hire if you want her.... :D

Runs away fast.....

Paul
02-02-2004, 21:25
i like older men :naughty:

Notes he is 41 ......

:naughty: She is for hire if you want her.... :D

Pictures !

smegs
02-02-2004, 21:27
Notes he is 41 ......



Pictures !and your point is :D

i don't come cheap :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:29
Notes he is 41 ......



Pictures !

You behave yourself Pem or I will deltree /y your hard disk.....

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 21:30
and your point is :D

i don't come cheap :naughty:

Yes you do !! :D

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 22:00
OMG :eek: You lot have totaly currupted my wife... What have I done...

I cant even get her off the computer now :bigcry:

Ramrod
02-02-2004, 22:04
I cant even get her off the computer now :bigcry:your 3GHz computer :D .......

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 22:07
your 3GHz computer :D .......

Yep - nice new Athlon xp with 2gb of ram... :cry: Not that I will get to use it again !!! :D

Ramrod
02-02-2004, 22:58
Yep - nice new Athlon xp with 2gb of ram... :cry: Not that I will get to use it again !!! :D2Gb ram...wtf do you do with it :eek: Video?
what gpu do you have?

Florence
02-02-2004, 23:08
OMG :eek: You lot have totaly currupted my wife... What have I done...

I cant even get her off the computer now :bigcry:

:D you could buy smegs a pc of her own. so her personal pm on here and msn messages are private

Paul
02-02-2004, 23:13
You behave yourself Pem or I will deltree /y your hard disk.....

Oi, you leave my hard drive out of this ... :naughty:

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 23:22
2Gb ram...wtf do you do with it :eek: Video?
what gpu do you have?

9800 AIW linked to ntl box for tv...

Its main pc - boots into mandrake, 2000 and unix

..... smegs can use the laptop when she wants though !! :D

Stuartbe
02-02-2004, 23:24
Oi, you leave my hard drive out of this ... :naughty:

Smegs wants know to the rpm of your hdd :)

Ramrod
02-02-2004, 23:45
Smegs wants know to the rpm of your hdd :)....and the thread plumbs new depths :D

Stuart
03-02-2004, 00:00
Kronas, you know that men who have to boast about the size of "it" often have nothing to boast about..

Welcome Smegs...

smegs
03-02-2004, 00:07
Kronas, you know that men who have to boast about the size of "it" often have nothing to boast about..

Welcome Smegs...
Thanks for the welcome Scastle I am feeling at home allready :D

danielf
03-02-2004, 00:20
Thanks for the welcome Scastle I am feeling at home allready :D


It certainly looks that way. If you keep up this rate of posting, you will catch up with Ramrod in a mere 29 weeks ;)

Ramrod
03-02-2004, 00:44
It certainly looks that way. If you keep up this rate of posting, you will catch up with Ramrod in a mere 29 weeks ;)Thats assuming that I stop posting now :naughty: .....what? Nooooo, don't take my 'puter away :cry:

danielf
03-02-2004, 00:50
Thats assuming that I stop posting now :naughty: .....what? Nooooo, don't take my 'puter away :cry:

Erm no. That's assuming you keep posting. You have an average of 18 posts per day (give or take a few), and smegs has 38 (in one day), the difference is 20 per day, 4000 posts difference --> 200 days, 29 weeks or so.

You'd better watch your back :D

Ramrod
03-02-2004, 00:55
Erm no. <snip>You'd better watch your back :DCome and get me :naughty: :D

kronas
03-02-2004, 00:58
i like older men :naughty:

nooooooooooooooo *his dreams are shattered :cry: :cry: :cry:

i could teach you a thing or two im quite creative in that department :naughty: :naughty:

Hey, I just noticed - Stuartbe 28, Smegs 23 - you got yourself a "toy girl" then stu :D

thats why i called him old bean earlier on :rofl:

danielf
03-02-2004, 01:09
Come and get me :naughty: :D


You wish. I'm embarrased when I look at my own profile :)

Ramrod
03-02-2004, 01:18
You wish. I'm embarrased when I look at my own profile :) :rofl:

homealone
03-02-2004, 01:26
Come and get me :naughty: :D

- no you are just a 'manipulator', it's what you want;)

smegs
03-02-2004, 20:49
nooooooooooooooo *his dreams are shattered :cry: :cry: :cry:

i could teach you a thing or two im quite creative in that department :naughty: :naughty:



thats why i called him old bean earlier on :rofl:
what department is that then ;)

kronas
03-02-2004, 20:50
what department is that then ;)


i think we would need some privacy for me to go in to physical detail :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

smegs
03-02-2004, 20:52
i think we would need some privacy for me to go in to physical detail :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
well i don't know what you mean :angel:

kronas
03-02-2004, 20:54
well i don't know what you mean :angel:

its all about manoeuvring touching the feeling not to mention the positioning :naughty: :rofl:

smegs
03-02-2004, 20:57
its all about manoeuvring touching the feeling not to mention the positioning :naughty: :rofl:
so you know all about manoeuvering, touching, feeling and positioning :naughty:

kronas
03-02-2004, 20:59
so you know all about manoeuvering, touching, feeling and positioning :naughty:


oh yeah babay :naughty:

i take the softly softly approach, :naughty: i can do rough, its quite dependant on the situation and action :naughty: :pp

smegs
03-02-2004, 21:01
oh yeah babay :naughty:

i take the softly softly approach, :naughty: i can do rough, its quite dependant on the situation and action :naughty: :pp
oh you can do rough can you :naughty:

what situation would that be then :naughty:

kronas
03-02-2004, 21:11
oh you can do rough can you :naughty:

i dont brag, i talk facts, and that is a fact. :D


what situation would that be then :naughty:

id proberbly be banned or severely censured if i went in to detail.................

but lets just say it involves a one on one approach to dealing with the urges that are sometimes casted on to ones body. :naughty: :pp

Stuartbe
03-02-2004, 21:14
i dont brag, i talk facts, and that is a fact. :D



id proberbly be banned or severely censured if i went in to detail.................

but lets just say it involves a one on one approach to dealing with the urges that are sometimes casted on to ones body. :naughty: :pp

* ahem * * cough *

Stuart
03-02-2004, 21:16
oh yeah babay :naughty:

i take the softly softly approach, :naughty: i can do rough, its quite dependant on the situation and action :naughty: :ppTeenagers!:rolleyes::D:pp

smegs
03-02-2004, 21:17
i dont brag, i talk facts, and that is a fact. :D



id proberbly be banned or severely censured if i went in to detail.................

but lets just say it involves a one on one approach to dealing with the urges that are sometimes casted on to ones body. :naughty: :pp

only sometimes :D

kronas
04-02-2004, 00:17
only sometimes :D


and what do you mean by that ? :naughty:

does that mean i have a chance ? :naughty:

can i have the pleasure or will there be pain :( :D :rolleyes:

* ahem * * cough *


you need some cough medicine for that........... :D :pp

Stuartbe
04-02-2004, 00:20
you need some cough medicine for that........... :D :pp

:LOL: Just looking out for your safety m8.... :D

smegs
04-02-2004, 00:21
[QUOTE=kronas]and what do you mean by that ? :naughty:

Thats for me to know :naughty:

does that mean i have a chance ? :naughty:

can i have the pleasure or will there be pain :( :D :rolleyes:

Maybe a bit of both maybe not :naughty:

kronas
04-02-2004, 00:32
Maybe a bit of both maybe not :naughty:

well i only know how to bring pleasure to the table, or is that cause a considerable jolt in the action................. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


:LOL: Just looking out for your safety m8.... :D

im perfectly safe........actually there are a few things i want to dangle :naughty: :rofl: :eek: :D

smegs
04-02-2004, 00:34
[QUOTE=kronas]well i only know how to bring pleasure to the table, or is that cause a considerable jolt in the action................. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

a considerable jolt in what action :D

kronas
04-02-2004, 00:37
a considerable jolt in what action :D

id rather not say at the risk of being banned............

but it would inccur two parties being involved in what i would call an escalation of push and shove :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:

smegs
04-02-2004, 00:39
id rather not say at the risk of being banned............

but it would inccur two parties being involved in what i would call an escalation of push and shove :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:
whos doing the pushing and whos doing the shoving :naughty:

kronas
04-02-2004, 00:47
whos doing the pushing and whos doing the shoving :naughty:


well that would depend...........am i on top? are you on the bottom ? :naughty:

or should i say im at the front and you are infront of me ? :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:

smegs
04-02-2004, 00:49
well that would depend...........am i on top? are you on the bottom ? :naughty:

or should i say im at the front and you are infront of me ? :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :rofl:
Both :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :D

kronas
04-02-2004, 00:55
Both :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :D

well im sure your husband would like that LOL :rofl:

then again a threesome in the offering.........im sure we could get another women interested......

if your 'up' for it :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

*runs a mile :eek:

Paul
04-02-2004, 01:08
Would you two like a private corner to continue this ... :rofl:

(has stu filed for divorce yet :eek: )

kronas
04-02-2004, 01:13
Would you two like a private corner to continue this ... :rofl:

private you say :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


(has stu filed for divorce yet :eek: )

:LOL:

Stuartbe
04-02-2004, 13:46
Would you two like a private corner to continue this ... :rofl:

(has stu filed for divorce yet :eek: )

See what I have to put up with m8 :D

I cant believe that I thought she would be shy posting on the forum.... Wrong !!!!!

OMG - I have released a monster !!!!

luftys
04-02-2004, 14:51
See what I have to put up with m8 :D

I cant believe that I thought she would be shy posting on the forum.... Wrong !!!!!

OMG - I have released a monster !!!!
just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:

Stuartbe
04-02-2004, 15:14
just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:

IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D

Paul
04-02-2004, 15:48
IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

kronas
04-02-2004, 15:51
IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D

i find your comments quite disgusting, please refrain from making them in future. women are smart and cunningwhen they want to be, trust me.

just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:

your right there but i like............. no comment :naughty: ;) :rofl:

Sociable
04-02-2004, 15:57
IMO - Women are just like MS windows... Only works when it wants to and blue screens just when your starting to enjoy yourself !! :D

Careful stu someone close to you may be thinking of an upgrade not least as the new version is called "Longhorn". :naughty:

kronas
04-02-2004, 18:12
Careful stu someone close to you may be thinking of an upgrade not least as the new version is called "Longhorn". :naughty:

some of us already have 'longhorn' :naughty: :rofl:

*couldnt resist :D

Stuart
04-02-2004, 18:48
some of us already have 'longhorn' :naughty: :rofl:

*couldnt resist :D
^hormones....:D

smegs
04-02-2004, 19:42
See what I have to put up with m8 :D

I cant believe that I thought she would be shy posting on the forum.... Wrong !!!!!

OMG - I have released a monster !!!!
well you was wrong then weren't you :D

smegs
04-02-2004, 19:43
just goes to show,you dont know how the female mind works :rofl: :rofl:no man knows how the female mind works :D

they just like to think they do :D

kronas
04-02-2004, 20:35
^hormones....:D

no its just me being me, cheeky :D

smegs
04-02-2004, 20:37
no its just me being me, cheeky :D
you being cheeky wouldn't belive it :D

kronas
04-02-2004, 20:52
you being cheeky wouldn't belive it :D

everyone seems to think i am :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

even people who have met me, in the first few seconds :eek:

but im calm, intelligent, even if i have a 'soft' side as well....... :naughty: ;)

smegs
04-02-2004, 20:59
everyone seems to think i am :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

even people who have met me, in the first few seconds :eek:

but im calm, intelligent, even if i have a 'soft' side as well....... :naughty: ;)
what a combination :)


what soft side is that then :D

Florence
04-02-2004, 21:03
what a combination :)


what soft side is that then :D

:D don't get him going again his blood has only just come of the boil :LOL: :rofl: :rofl:

kronas
04-02-2004, 21:05
what a combination :)


aye lass :pp


what soft side is that then :D


wouldnt you like to know :naughty: i assure you its my romantic structure of doing things for a lady. :)

there is ofcourse the 'longhorn' and hardness involved sometimes but i aim to please :rofl:

smegs
04-02-2004, 21:11
aye lass :pp



wouldnt you like to know :naughty: i assure you its my romantic structure of doing things for a lady. :)

there is ofcourse the 'longhorn' and hardness involved sometimes but i aim to please :rofl:
you have a romantic structure :D

only involved sometimes :D

kronas
04-02-2004, 21:15
you have a romantic structure :D


yes you should see my post in the 'valentines day' thread, i try and go all out. :D


only involved sometimes :D

ofcourse there is more to a relationship then sex. :D

smegs
04-02-2004, 21:17
yes you should see my post in the 'valentines day' thread, i try and go all out. :D



ofcourse there is more to a relationship then sex. :D
yes you have to have stuff in common too :D

Paul
04-02-2004, 21:18
ofcourse there is more to a relationship then sex. :D

There is :eek:

kronas
04-02-2004, 21:22
yes you have to have stuff in common too :D

exactly sex/romance is part of the overall structure, you have to have a laugh and be serious as well and what you said above, yes it will be hard for the likes of pem. :D ;)

There is :eek:


yes pem, its not all too shocking, if your just in it for the sex, then its not a true relationship, there are many factors to consider with compatability issues that can arise, such as " your getting on my nerves now" :D

smegs
04-02-2004, 21:22
There is :eek:what you meen you didnt know :pp

not too serious though, you have to have a laugh with each other :rofl: