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Salu
08-09-2006, 13:00
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5324750.stm

This is excellent news! Let's hope it comes quickly.
orangebird
08-09-2006, 13:03
This is excellent news! Let's hope it comes quickly.
:LOL:
Nugget
08-09-2006, 13:04
What do you do - take a tablet and see what comes up?
MovedGoalPosts
08-09-2006, 13:05
! Let's hope it comes quickly.

& there was me thinking the opposite was desired :disturbd:




Please remember the family forum policy with this thread :angel:
Salu
08-09-2006, 13:06
What do you do - take a tablet and see what comes up?

No, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp..... :)
Wicked_and_Crazy
08-09-2006, 13:09
No, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp..... :)

If nug puts in the right shoe it might solve the limp too :D
danielf
08-09-2006, 13:09
What do you do - take a tablet and see what comes up?

Well, it's unlikely to be a rub-on cream isn't it?
TheBlueRaja
08-09-2006, 13:52
A THIRD of men - had no idea!
Salu
08-09-2006, 13:53
83 view and 6 replies.......that says a lot......
Tightscot
08-09-2006, 13:56
83 view and 6 replies.......that says a lot......

sorry, i've had my hands full....
Jon M
08-09-2006, 14:03
83 view and 6 replies.......that says a lot......
It takes time to think of a new double entendre... we've obviously got 77 more on the way.
Nugget
08-09-2006, 14:04
A THIRD of men - had no idea!

And the other two thirds were never going to admit it ;)
basa
08-09-2006, 14:23
Bet they cost an arm and a (middle) leg !!!! :p:
Ramrod
08-09-2006, 15:00
University of Minnesota researchers found taking the drug increases the average duration of sex from less than a minute to three minutes 19 seconds.Wow! From one minute to 3 minutes......What a huge difference! Seems a bit pointless to me :disturbd: :D
danielf
08-09-2006, 15:02
Wow! From one minute to 3 minutes......What a huge difference! Seems a bit pointless to me :disturbd: :D

Well, we can't all be called Ramrod :disturbd:
Ramrod
08-09-2006, 15:03
oops: :blush: :D
homealone
08-09-2006, 15:03
Wow! From one minute to 3 minutes......What a huge difference! Seems a bit pointless to me :disturbd: :D

yeah, that would mean nearly 9 minutes, a day, can't spare that much time ;) :D
pedantic
08-09-2006, 15:11
I wonder if there's a drug to make you "quicker". oops:
gaffer_gump
08-09-2006, 15:13
I wonder if there's a drug to make you "quicker". oops:

The sound of the husbands car pulling into the drive normaly works pretty well :D
Russ
08-09-2006, 15:14
The sound of the husbands car pulling into the drive normaly works pretty well :D

Or the words "please, not yet" :eek:
danielf
08-09-2006, 15:14
I wonder if there's a drug to make you "quicker". oops:

Yes, it's called alcohol. Lack of copious amounts that is... :dozey:
Hugh
08-09-2006, 15:17
yeah, that would mean nearly 9 minutes, a day, can't spare that much time ;) :D

It only counts if someone else is involved (physically, not just on a screen) ;)
pedantic
08-09-2006, 15:19
Yes, it's called alcohol. Lack of copious amounts that is... :dozey:

What if you don't drink though. ;)
danielf
08-09-2006, 15:25
What if you don't drink though. ;)

Perhaps you should pay a visit to Graham's website then. Or consider a change of partner... ;)
Hugh
08-09-2006, 15:26
What if you don't drink though. ;)

Don't drink though, drink alcohol! :)
Ramrod
08-09-2006, 15:27
Or the words "please, not yet" :eek:Too much info........:disturbd: :D
Hugh
08-09-2006, 15:31
Two thoughts

1) Men don't really "suffer" from premature ejaculation - it's more the women.

2) Can this be a "sticky" thread?
pedantic
08-09-2006, 15:34
Perhaps you should pay a visit to Graham's website then. Or consider a change of partner... ;)

It was only a question, and definately not about me lol

Change of partner..........hmmmmmm..............change from none, to what ?

Single and staying single, for the moment. :D

Don't drink though, drink alcohol! :)

:redcard: :D
budwieser
08-09-2006, 16:30
Sorry i`m late for this, I came as quick as i could. :D
Nugget
08-09-2006, 16:31
yeah, that would mean nearly 9 minutes, a day, can't spare that much time ;) :D


Yeah, but 7 minutes of that would be spent taking your socks on and off :p:
danielf
08-09-2006, 16:36
I always thought that the best remedy for premature ejaculation was to try again... :shrug:
Hugh
08-09-2006, 17:14
Yeah, but 7 minutes of that would be spent taking your socks on and off :p:

You should change them more often, mate! They'll come off quicker (appropriate term in this thread) then.

Anyway, why would you put your socks on before "making luuuuuurve"? Don't you have any socks on because you are a sandals kind of guy? And if you are, once again, why would you put them on, to take them off? (some strange kind of leprechaun foreplay? (which I thought was "brace thee'sen, lass!"
AndrewJ
08-09-2006, 17:39
Bit early to reply to this thread I think i will come back later. Or is it sooner?
Hugh
08-09-2006, 17:43
Bit early to reply to this thread I think i will come back later. Or is it sooner?

Unnh, uunnnh, ooooooooh! too late! (or is it too early?):Yikes:

How do we know that men don't fake their orgasm? No one would make that expression deliberately!
CycoSymz
08-09-2006, 17:45
The drug dapoxetine lengthened the duration of intercourse by three to four times in an American study of 2,600 men, the Lancet reported.

Wow thats great...a full minute of intercourse with one little pill...fantastic news. LOL;)
Nidge
08-09-2006, 17:57
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5324750.stm

This is excellent news! Let's hope it comes quickly.

Why not try an elastic band?
AndrewJ
08-09-2006, 18:15
I wonder if Khronas will be replying to this thread.
Hugh
08-09-2006, 18:29
Why not try an elastic band?

I prefer women! :p:
greencreeper
08-09-2006, 18:39
Please remember the family forum policy with this thread :angel:
Well if it were me posting, the thread would have been deleted and I'd be on another infarction by now. But I'm not bitter.
Hugh
08-09-2006, 18:47
Well if it were me posting, the thread would have been deleted and I'd be on another infarction by now. But I'm not bitter.

Now that's what I call a severe disciplinary procedure !!! ;)

Quote from wikipedia
"infarction is necrosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrosis) of tissue due to upstream obstruction of its arterial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artery) blood supply. It is the culmination of ischemia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ischemia).

Commonly associated with infarction are:

Myocardial infarction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myocardial_infarction) or heart attack;
Cerebrovascular accident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebrovascular_accident) (stroke- 80% are due to infarction);
Peripheral arterial occlusive disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peripheral_arterial_occlusive_disease) leading to gangrene (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangrene) and prompting amputation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amputation).
budwieser
08-09-2006, 19:59
Now that's what I call a severe disciplinary procedure !!! ;)

Quote from wikipedia
"infarction is necrosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrosis) of tissue due to upstream obstruction of its arterial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artery) blood supply. It is the culmination of ischemia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ischemia).

Commonly associated with infarction are:

Myocardial infarction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myocardial_infarction) or heart attack;
Cerebrovascular accident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebrovascular_accident) (stroke- 80% are due to infarction);
Peripheral arterial occlusive disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peripheral_arterial_occlusive_disease) leading to gangrene (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangrene) and prompting amputation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amputation).

A stroke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol :tu: :disturbd: :D
Mr_love_monkey
08-09-2006, 20:25
(some strange kind of leprechaun foreplay?) "

Pardon? - come again?

I'm not familiar with the word foreplay.... I asked my wife, and she said I'm not familiar with it either....
Nugget
08-09-2006, 21:53
You should change them more often, mate! They'll come off quicker (appropriate term in this thread) then.

Anyway, why would you put your socks on before "making luuuuuurve"? Don't you have any socks on because you are a sandals kind of guy? And if you are, once again, why would you put them on, to take them off? (some strange kind of leprechaun foreplay? (which I thought was "brace thee'sen, lass!"

Leprechaun foreplay? Well, sometimes it burns :disturbd: :D
Creative
08-09-2006, 22:01
I don't see what the problem here is.
The old joke : How do make a woman come?






































Who Cares!

:angel:
Mr_love_monkey
08-09-2006, 22:36
Well, sometimes it burns :disturbd: :D
Much like when I pee
Maggy
08-09-2006, 22:38
Adam came first.
















































































































Men usually do!;)
greencreeper
08-09-2006, 22:49
Now that's what I call a severe disciplinary procedure !!! ;)
Yup. I've renamed them. Infarction as in "MI" - which is what I nearly had when I received my first "infraction", early one morning.
homealone
08-09-2006, 22:58
Yup. I've renamed them. Infarction as in "MI" - which is what I nearly had when I received my first "infraction", early one morning.

the rubber band & possible gangrene & amputation was really worrying, meanwhile, though ;)
Hugh
09-09-2006, 12:48
Much like when I pee

You shouldn't stand so close to the fire, then! (especially an electric fire) ;)
Escapee
09-09-2006, 15:38
Wow! From one minute to 3 minutes......What a huge difference! Seems a bit pointless to me :disturbd: :D

I'm sure most women would feel short changes by the improvement to 3 minutes.

I dont think that sort of improvement can be considered a cure.

Thats 3 pumps and a squirt.
Hugh
09-09-2006, 16:08
I used to know someone so posh, he never came -





















He arrived!