View Full Version : Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
Condoleezza
24-08-2006, 15:04
Have you tried one of these?
http://www.brondell.com/products/index.php4
"Quick release for easy seat removal."
Are you meant to carry it around with you?
I'll need to buy a larger laptop bag...
Cobbydaler
24-08-2006, 15:13
Sorry, not allowed...
Designed in America, for the American family
Plus it's blatantly sexist...
Posterior and feminine warm water washes
What if I wanted to give my frontal dangly bits a quick squirt??? :(
Condoleezza
24-08-2006, 15:14
"Quick release for easy seat removal."
Are you meant to carry it around with you?
I'll need to buy a larger laptop bag...
Apparently it fits on 98% of the toilets, you just plug it to the socket, but you need to do a bit of plmbing -not too difficult, watch the video....
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!
Cobbydaler
24-08-2006, 15:18
....watch the video....
Tell me it doesn't show it in real, live action... :Yikes:
Condoleezza
24-08-2006, 15:20
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!
We are catching up!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5279052.stm
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!
We are catching up!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5279052.stmHoly Cow!?! :shocked:
This thread smells decidedly fruity...
This thread smells decidedly fruity...That's thanks to thw Swash... imagine how it would smell otherwise :erm:
This thread smells decidedly fruity...
Definitely got stones for starting it...
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