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kronas
29-05-2006, 17:21
ok this will sound wierd....when i was on anti-depressants (unofficially off them) i had cravings, for sex, love, and relationships of that sort, things have subsided greatly, yet today has been a real struggle to get my mind off it, err whats going on ?

i hope you all understood my point.

:disturbd:

peanut
29-05-2006, 17:28
Strange, I was given some anti-depressants to help me through pain management, but having read the countless side effects of the drug it stated the opposite to what you've described. So obviously, I never took them for that reason.

So is it a kind of 'Viagra' kind of thing or all in the mind kind of thing??

kronas
29-05-2006, 17:30
Strange, I was given some anti-depressants to help me through pain management, but having read the countless side effects of the drug it stated the opposite to what you've described. So obviously, I never took them for that reason.

So is it a kind of 'Viagra' kind of thing or all in the mind kind of thing??

hmm.... i read the side effects and yes it does affect sexual function, but in a negative light, i cant quite describe, ill admit to never having sex, :erm: yet its like i want to go out and have mad passionate sex with someone because its so appealing, and it seems to give me a positive thrust in my head.

:erm:

peanut
29-05-2006, 17:33
Errr, say 10 'Hail Mary's ' and starting thinking of your grandma that might help. :)

Strange one that.

MovedGoalPosts
29-05-2006, 17:34
What sort of behaviour are you trying to encourage there :disturbd:

kronas
29-05-2006, 17:35
Errr, say 10 'Hail Mary's ' and starting thinking of your grandma that might help. :)


:sick:


Strange one that.

yes, i want to have fun, lighthearted talks with the opposite sex, go out to places, have fun, go on holiday, enjoy each others company, touch each other up....

you get thee picture, i know im at an age but its starts to do your head in when its constantly going around and around in your head.

TheBlueRaja
29-05-2006, 17:39
BR's Prescription for "Normal Male Thinking" in the absense of jubblies!

1) Pornography
2) A good chuff!

That is all!

kronas
29-05-2006, 17:40
BR's Prescription for "Normal Male Thinking" in the absense of jubblies!

1) Pornography
2) A good chuff!

That is all!

:rofl:

:D :D :D

Shaun
29-05-2006, 17:45
BR's Prescription for "Normal Male Thinking" in the absense of jubblies!

1) Pornography
2) A good chuff!

That is all!

Is the class dismissed Sir? :D

kronas
29-05-2006, 17:46
i chuff a fair bit :D and use pron, its the emotional and physical side im after :D

AndrewJ
29-05-2006, 17:55
Heck and I am due to change my medication :eek:

peanut
29-05-2006, 18:03
yes, i want to have fun, lighthearted talks with the opposite sex, go out to places, have fun, go on holiday, enjoy each others company, touch each other up....

Are you employed by NTL and now advertising the new 'Dating Service that NTL has just launched??

kronas
29-05-2006, 18:35
Are you employed by NTL and now advertising the new 'Dating Service that NTL has just launched??

lol, no im not, id never work for those idiots :erm:

Maggy
29-05-2006, 18:44
yes, i want to have fun, lighthearted talks with the opposite sex, go out to places, have fun, go on holiday, enjoy each others company, touch each other up....
Are you employed by NTL and now advertising the new 'Dating Service that NTL has just launched??

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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i chuff a fair bit :D and use pron, its the emotional and physical side im after :D


Glad you put in the second half of that sentence but frankly kronny you are just normal.The only problem as I understand it is the embarrassing side effects of male 'daydreaming' especially in public.Maybe if you keep the daydreaming for when you are not in public who will care.You are not being told that it's disgusting are you?Because if you are just ignore 'em.:tu:

Oh and make sure you pron stash is well hidden on your PC.I'm sick of clearing my son's off this PC.He's so fecking blatant about it...:rolleyes:

Nidge
29-05-2006, 19:02
ok this will sound wierd....when i was on anti-depressants (unofficially off them) i had cravings, for sex, love, and relationships of that sort, things have subsided greatly, yet today has been a real struggle to get my mind off it, err whats going on ?

i hope you all understood my point.

:disturbd:
When I was on prozac I couldn't get enough of the stuff down below, the missus said to me are you ok? I said yeah but I reckon the doc has given me viagra instead of prozac, it said on the leaflet you get with it, you might experience a loss of sexual appetite, not for me mine got better, the missus hated coming in from work.:Yikes:

Russ
29-05-2006, 19:06
Kronny, you sound like a perfectly normal 20 year old. I know you've had issues with your self image in the past but back then I said the same thing - you are normal!

Halcyon
29-05-2006, 19:40
Yeah I'd say that too......totally normal.
Especially now summer is coming around, you have people wearing slightly less than usual and you just feel more horny due to the summer.
Everyone has phases where they just can't get it out of their mind. It happens to everyone.

handyman
29-05-2006, 20:16
lol, no im not, id never work for those idiots :erm:

Bit of a sweeping statement that. I doubt you have the qualifications too anyway. :erm:

Ramrod
29-05-2006, 20:18
hmm.... i read the side effects and yes it does affect sexual function, but in a negative light, i cant quite describe, ill admit to never having sex, :erm: yet its like i want to go out and have mad passionate sex with someone because its so appealing, and it seems to give me a positive thrust in my head.
Seems perfectly normal to me........:tu: :)

Paul K
29-05-2006, 21:12
Kronas, welcome to the real world ;) Just invest in some kleenex and a good "book" ;)
As to Coggys comments I'm just wondering if she is "cleaning" data off the pc or...... :erm:

Chimaera
29-05-2006, 21:14
Kronas, welcome to the real world ;) Just invest in some kleenex and a good "book" ;)
As to Coggys comments I'm just wondering if she is "cleaning" data off the pc or...... :erm:
So that's where my Nigella Lawson disappeared to! :rofl:

tonecold
29-05-2006, 22:21
it seems to give me a positive thrust in my head.

:erm:

Thrust being an appropriate action for sure... :D

homealone
29-05-2006, 22:51
it seems to give me a positive thrust in my head.

:erm:

Thrust being an appropriate action for sure... :D

the world land speed record? ;)

kronas
30-05-2006, 01:52
Thrust being an appropriate action for sure... :D

yep :D

Bit of a sweeping statement that. I doubt you have the qualifications too anyway. :erm:

i wasent refering to the hardworkers who try and help the company, it was more of a dig at the corporate clout :)

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Seems perfectly normal to me........:tu: :)

it seems to be consuming me though, thats the worry, it maybe normal for some people, but not for me, ive not really been the type of person to be like this, i guess its about my time in my young adulthood that i turn towards this type of thinking, but it does do my head in sometimes.

Druchii
30-05-2006, 02:01
Asked my friend Jane about this, and i quote "It's that lad stage where you just want to get with anyone who seems worthy..."

She seems to think it's normal at least :)
As do i.

Jules
30-05-2006, 13:18
As has been said it is normal and for some reason at this time of year it is even more common (maybe because people are wearing less) The book and tissue thing is a good idea ;)

Chimaera
30-05-2006, 13:22
As has been said it is normal and for some reason at this time of year it is even more common (maybe because people are wearing less) The book and tissue thing is a good idea ;)
But not necessarily Nigella Lawson! :disturbd:

Jules
30-05-2006, 13:36
:rofl: perhaps not

Saaf_laandon_mo
30-05-2006, 13:51
ok this will sound wierd....when i was on anti-depressants (unofficially off them) i had cravings, for sex, ....

Can my missus get these on the NHS :confused: lol

monkey2468
30-05-2006, 13:57
When I was on prozac I couldn't get enough of the stuff down below, the missus said to me are you ok? I said yeah but I reckon the doc has given me viagra instead of prozac, it said on the leaflet you get with it, you might experience a loss of sexual appetite, not for me mine got better, the missus hated coming in from work.:Yikes:

It was the same for my wife when she was on antidepressants.... not that I complained though!;)

kronas
30-05-2006, 14:42
argh, this is doing m nut in now, woke up today and last night i was up till 6am i distracted myself but the cycle starts again :(

ejaculating doesent seem to cure it, i get bored of pron, i want the real thing damnit!

i never thought id post this on the forum :erm:

Nugget
30-05-2006, 14:44
argh, this is doing m nut in now, woke up today and last night i was up till 6am i distracted myself but the cycle starts again :(

ejaculating doesent seem to cure it, i get bored of pron, i want the real thing damnit!

i never thought id post this on the forum :erm:

I don't think any of us thought that we'd ever read it on the forum :disturbd:

This is completely natural matey - give it a couple of days (and about 15 cold showers), and you'll be fine :)

Maggy
30-05-2006, 15:00
argh, this is doing m nut in now, woke up today and last night i was up till 6am i distracted myself but the cycle starts again :(

ejaculating doesent seem to cure it, i get bored of pron, i want the real thing damnit!

i never thought id post this on the forum :erm:

Just think of some female teacher/figure of authority you hated or is likely to put you off your errrrrr... stroke...

kronas
30-05-2006, 18:34
Just think of some female teacher/figure of authority you hated or is likely to put you off your errrrrr... stroke...

mm...no my french teacher was rather hot :naughty:

ive just come back from being out and about and it was sunny outside my god some really attractive females about, and no they were not half naked...

jeans tops etc, im hyper excited lol :erm:

Maggy
30-05-2006, 19:15
Just think of some female teacher/figure of authority you hated or is likely to put you off your errrrrr... stroke...
mm...no my french teacher was rather hot :naughty:

ive just come back from being out and about and it was sunny outside my god some really attractive females about, and no they were not half naked...

jeans tops etc, im hyper excited lol :erm:

Go and sit in the freezer!!!;)

kronas
30-05-2006, 19:16
Go and sit in the freezer!!!;)

hmm, its nice and cool in there, whats that 'red stick' doing there :p: ;)

Chimaera
30-05-2006, 19:25
Go and sit in the freezer!!!;)

hmm, its nice and cool in there, whats that 'red stick' doing there :p: ;)
Is it a crab stick? Or a carrot? :shrug: :D

kronas
30-05-2006, 19:28
Is it a crab stick? Or a carrot? :shrug: :D

its red, softish, hardish, feels like skin, whats that sensation :p:

TheBlueRaja
30-05-2006, 19:28
There are these "girls" you can "hire" for a couple of hours who "escort" you around and so on.

I really, really, really wouldnt recommend it though.

What you need is a sheep! :D

Chimaera
30-05-2006, 19:28
Is it a crab stick? Or a carrot? :shrug: :D

its red, softish, hardish, feels like skin, whats that sensation :p:
Definately a crab stick then! :D

kronas
30-05-2006, 19:31
Definately a crab stick then! :D

crabs :disturbd: nah it feels so good giving it a rub up and down hmmm.....:omg:

There are these "girls" you can "hire" for a couple of hours who "escort" you around and so on.


escorts :D


I really, really, really wouldnt recommend it though.


why not :erm:


What you need is a sheep! :D

OI! no son, thats russ's territory :p:

TheBlueRaja
30-05-2006, 19:33
why not :erm:

Apparently the filthy hags charge you money.

The cheek! ;)

Dont you have a local meat market (i.e. cheesy nightclub) you can get yourself down too?

kronas
30-05-2006, 19:36
Apparently the filthy hags charge you money.

The cheek! ;)


money makes the world go round :D


Dont you have a local meat market (i.e. cheesy nightclub) you can get yourself down too?

nope, its dead around here, local chavs are seen regularly though, there is a place where there are some skirt dressing underage girls in alcoholic premises but its not my scene, im a shy introverted type of guy.

:)

Maggy
30-05-2006, 19:39
Apparently the filthy hags charge you money.

The cheek! ;)

money makes the world go round :D


Dont you have a local meat market (i.e. cheesy nightclub) you can get yourself down too?
nope, its dead around here, local chavs are seen regularly though, there is a place where there are some skirt dressing underage girls in alcoholic premises but its not my scene, im a shy introverted type of guy.

:)

Carry on like this and you won't be.You'll be Mr Desperate....Ah now there was a Mr Men character that should have been in the collection...:)

kronas
30-05-2006, 19:50
Carry on like this and you won't be.You'll be Mr Desperate....Ah now there was a Mr Men character that should have been in the collection...:)


im not desperate.......yet.......i just get excited and hyper too quickly over this, anyway whens my next appointment to see the female dietitian :p:

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on the subject of sex...

Your sexual desire or lack thereof could be in your genes, scientists announced today. The discovery might change how psychologists view sexuality.


The researchers found that individual differences in human sexual desire can be attributed to genetic variations. The study is the first to provide data to show that common variations in the sequence of DNA impact on sexual desire, arousal and function, the researchers said.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060529/sc_space/studysexualdesireisinyourgenes;_ylt=AnI.3xFzd7Iqqz unjMeG5T6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

Maggy
30-05-2006, 20:14
Carry on like this and you won't be.You'll be Mr Desperate....Ah now there was a Mr Men character that should have been in the collection...:)

im not desperate.......yet.......i just get excited and hyper too quickly over this, anyway whens my next appointment to see the female dietitian :p:

-


You'll be Mr Slapped Face by then...;)

So calm down Mr Excited.

Maybe you have a sudden hormonal imbalance?:Yikes:


See that's what's usually said about us females.;) :D

ZrByte
30-05-2006, 20:27
Hmm, A horny Kronas, Escorts and Crabsticks. Now theres a few things I never expected to see in the same thread :Yikes:
Now Kronas I wouldnt go as far as the others and say you are normal :p however, thats because normal is such a sweeping statement, you certainly arent abnormal though if that makes you feel better.

Just hang in there with the pr0n mate, you do socialise dont you? (I dont necessarily mean nightclubs etc). I too was in a situation like yours about 8 months ago, that was when I started going out with the woman of my dreams. We dated once before back when we where about 14 but we dont really count that. Everything has changed since I have got with her, the lust for random women has gone away (Its all focused on her :D ) and I can take comfort knowing that im with the woman I want rather than some random bar skank etc.

budwieser
30-05-2006, 23:26
:D crabs :disturbd: nah it feels so good giving it a rub up and down hmmm.....:omg:



escorts :D



why not :erm:



OI! no son, thats russ's territory :p:

Is it just me or does this thread seem to be getting a little bit `Surreal`????????

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Just think of some female teacher/figure of authority you hated or is likely to put you off your errrrrr... stroke...
Sounds like an offer from you coggy if you ask me!:tu: :Yikes: :D

Maggy
30-05-2006, 23:37
:D crabs :disturbd: nah it feels so good giving it a rub up and down hmmm.....:omg:



escorts :D



why not :erm:



OI! no son, thats russ's territory :p:
Is it just me or does this thread seem to be getting a little bit `Surreal`????????

---------- Post added at 23:26 ---------- Previous post was at 23:25 ----------

Just think of some female teacher/figure of authority you hated or is likely to put you off your errrrrr... stroke... Sounds like an offer from you coggy if you ask me!:tu: :Yikes: :D

:bsmack:

Shaun
31-05-2006, 02:18
Hmm, A horny Kronas, Escorts and Crabsticks. Now theres a few things I never expected to see in the same thread :Yikes:

K, you should have come out with us last time we came to Manchester! :erm:

kronas
31-05-2006, 03:32
You'll be Mr Slapped Face by then...;)


:(


So calm down Mr Excited.


im calm at this time of night right now :p:


Maybe you have a sudden hormonal imbalance?:Yikes:

pheremone smelling might help :D



See that's what's usually said about us females.;) :D

i dont know, i proberbly lust for love!

Halcyon
31-05-2006, 12:07
Do something new. Or get a new job somewhere where you will meet new people.
You have to change scenes and try new places to get to know new girls.

ikthius
31-05-2006, 22:57
ok this will sound wierd....when i was on anti-depressants (unofficially off them) i had cravings, for sex, love, and relationships of that sort, things have subsided greatly, yet today has been a real struggle to get my mind off it, err whats going on ?

i hope you all understood my point.

:disturbd:
sorry just seen this thread......

are you thinking about the girls or the boys?????

your normal as been said, and I think you should just try to pick up a chav, they are slighlty looser than rebecca loos.....

whynot save up some money and do some research at wwwdotpunternetdotcom (replace dot with . hehe)
then go and fulfill your need.

good luck dude

ik

kronas
02-06-2006, 16:55
are you thinking about the girls or the boys?????


women :p:


your normal as been said, and I think you should just try to pick up a chav, they are slighlty looser than rebecca loos.....


i dont get on with any of them, they are too...erm common lol


whynot save up some money and do some research at wwwdotpunternetdotcom (replace dot with . hehe)
then go and fulfill your need.

good luck dude

ik

well i havent been well recently so things have been subdued, got people out from the hospital to see me everyday :(

Flobajob
02-06-2006, 17:10
ok this will sound wierd....when i was on anti-depressants (unofficially off them) i had cravings, for sex, love, and relationships of that sort, things have subsided greatly, yet today has been a real struggle to get my mind off it, err whats going on ?

i hope you all understood my point.

:disturbd:

It depends on the anti-depressants you're taking, prozac for me turned me right off sex until I decided to stop taking them, I'm on 20mg Cipralex now and I can't get enough, it's becoming embarassing opening the door in loose trousers.