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Tiptoes
01-12-2003, 20:19
If you could choose the attributes of your ideal partner what would they be (In order of importance)

Here are mine

1. Intelligent enough to hold a reasonable conversation
2. Mild mannered
3. Sense of Humour (they would need it)
4. Liked Sports
5. Had hobbies other than "Going to the pub to get drunk"
6. Dress sense not to expose half their body.
7. Ability to manage money/Finances

I cant and will not say looks because thats subjective....

Ramrod
01-12-2003, 21:19
I cant and will not say looks ....well, I'm shallow like that:D



1) Looks (and I'm very picky, and shallow-did I mention that?):shrug:
2) Intellegence
however...she could have loads of #1 and if she didn't have #2 then she wouldn't be in with a chance.
(#2 also implies that she has all the rest- sense of humour etc....)

philip.j.fry
01-12-2003, 21:22
2) Intellegence
however...she could have loads of #1 and if she didn't have #2 then she wouldn't be in with a chance.
(#2 also implies that she has all the rest- sense of humour etc....)

She could help with spelling too :D

kronas
01-12-2003, 21:24
interesting...........

1) must have intelligence

2) a sense of humor

3) can also be serious at times

4) likes to be intimate romantic

5) looks

and all that is very truthful for me :Yes:

Ramrod
01-12-2003, 21:29
She could help with spelling too :DSorry:blush:, English ain't my first language ...and I can't get ie spell to work anymore....

Ramrod
01-12-2003, 21:30
interesting...........

1) must have intelligence

2) a sense of humor

3) can also be serious at times

4) likes to be intimate romantic

5) looks

and all that is very truthful for me :Yes:Kronas, you missed out: 6) Goes like a train:D









:knock: ...I'll get me coat.....

Tricky
01-12-2003, 21:37
If you could choose the attributes of your ideal partner what would they be (In order of importance)

Here are mine

1. Intelligent enough to hold a reasonable conversation
2. Mild mannered
3. Sense of Humour (they would need it)
4. Liked Sports
5. Had hobbies other than "Going to the pub to get drunk"
6. Dress sense not to expose half their body.
7. Ability to manage money/Finances

I cant and will not say looks because thats subjective....

You've met the wife then? :angel:
4) Likes not Liked though

kronas
01-12-2003, 22:01
Kronas, you missed out: 6) Goes like a train:D


lol i dont know which way to take that :disturbd: :naughty: :romance: ;)


:knock: ...I'll get me coat.....


*passes coat to ramrod

bye!!!!! :p

Bex
01-12-2003, 22:08
ohh good question....ideal partner....

needs to have a brain...and be able to discuss things
good sense of humour
easy to talk to
fun loving and likes to dance
loves huggles
nice eyes
not too clingy
little scars on their hands (i have no idea why i find this sexy but i do :erm: )

Paul
01-12-2003, 22:39
6. Dress sense not to expose half their body.


I'm sure you should take the "not" out of that bit ..... :)

Tiptoes
01-12-2003, 22:47
intellegent

http://www.iespell.com

works wonders .. Ive just downloaded it for myself

dieselking
01-12-2003, 23:40
Someone Kind, funny, great to get along with, doesn't take life too seriously & accepts me for who i am :)

kronas
01-12-2003, 23:45
I'm sure you should take the "not" out of that bit ..... :)


i dont think i would stop the girl of my dreams or someone who i made an aquantance with that went further from wearing what she wants as long as shes happy with what she wears shes under no pressure from me might make other men jealous :p

accepts me for who i am :)

exactly i expect the same back because i would never try and change someone
if we are compatible then so be it

Ramrod
01-12-2003, 23:46
http://www.iespell.com (http://www.iespell.com/)

works wonders .. Ive just downloaded it for myselfI've got it!!! It just bl**dy well dosn't work anymore! It just reports "the spell check is complete" now, wether the word is spelt correctly or not!:grind:

Ramrod
01-12-2003, 23:47
exactly i expect the same back because i would never try and change someone
if we are compatible then so be itAbsolutely!

Bifta
01-12-2003, 23:49
I've already found mine, years back ..

she's

1) Funny
2) Utterly Selfless
3) Not mild mannered (no-one likes a bore)
4) Hates sports (apart from Gaelic Football)
5) Not unpleasing to look at (because despite how people think it's cool to say "oh, looks aren't important" nobody want's to date Lisa Dingle)
6) Doesn't nag
7) Let's me cook
8) Doesn't mind me spending time online

Maggy
01-12-2003, 23:56
I can't tell you.I've been married for 29 years.

What you want at 20 changes by the time you are 30.And yes it changes by the time you are 40 and so on. :shrug:

I don't think that there is such a thing as an ideal partner.However I DO think there is such a thing as the ideal PARTNERSHIP!!! This doesn't happen automatically either but has to be worked at.

That being said I think having the ability to turn the occasional blind eye is a very good trait plus the abilty to laugh at oneself and to be able to say sorry once in a while.

Incog. :waving:

Ramrod
02-12-2003, 00:00
I can't tell you.I've been married for 29 years.

What you want at 20 changes by the time you are 30.And yes it changes by the time you are 40 and so on. :shrug:

I don't think that there is such a thing as an ideal partner.However I DO think there is such a thing as the ideal PARTNERSHIP!!! This doesn't happen automatically either but has to be worked at.

That being said I think having the ability to turn the occasional blind eye is a very good trait plus the abilty to laugh at oneself and to be able to say sorry once in a while.

Incog. :waving:amen.

kronas
02-12-2003, 00:03
I can't tell you.I've been married for 29 years.

What you want at 20 changes by the time you are 30.And yes it changes by the time you are 40 and so on. :shrug:


i thought you were a gran :p ;)



I don't think that there is such a thing as an ideal partner.However I DO think there is such a thing as the ideal PARTNERSHIP!!! This doesn't happen automatically either but has to be worked at.

That being said I think having the ability to turn the occasional blind eye is a very good trait plus the abilty to laugh at oneself and to be able to say sorry once in a while.

Incog. :waving:


you wont find a perfect partner there maybe actions that both parties hate about each other

but you must work together if the relationship is there to last for a long time maybe for the rest of your life then you have to really look each other and think are we going to be happy together ?

peachey
02-12-2003, 00:06
the best type of partner is one
who does not insist on poking you in the ankles every five minutes
with a vacuum cleaner

homealone
02-12-2003, 00:29
the one I've had for over 40 years,

Perhaps the looks change abit, perhaps the weight changes a bit but all the rest is still just as good and maybe even better.



EDIT: and she's not a partner, that belongs in a business or in crime not a life. She's a wife.

24th anniversary sucessfully negotiated, here, weight is not important - some things are swell as they are;)

homealone
02-12-2003, 00:37
but you must work together if the relationship is there to last for a long time maybe for the rest of your life then you have to really look each other and think are we going to be happy together ?

- you don't know till you try - if you try you can be hurt - but at least you tried?

kronas
02-12-2003, 02:04
- you don't know till you try - if you try you can be hurt - but at least you tried?


yep depending on how strong the bond is between the two sides you have to try but you also have to be realistic and know when to let go and move on

ic14
02-12-2003, 17:31
hmm ideal partner...
Well id say
1>Sense of humor
2>Dress sense
3>Intelligence
4>Looks (yes shallow me) in a certain order. (face, erm the chest, then the rear, you should guess what bit i mean by rear ;). lol)
5>Glasses (for some reason i think a girl who wears glasses is sexy.Odd huh?)

Ramrod
02-12-2003, 17:39
5>Glasses (for some reason i think a girl who wears glasses is sexy.Odd huh?)Not odd at all. I am of the same opinion.:naughty:
....and glasses on a good looking long haired brunette:spin:

ic14
02-12-2003, 17:45
Not odd at all. I am of the same opinion.:naughty:
....and glasses on a good looking long haired brunette:spin:
sounds like we have the same "opinions" here then:naughty:

Russ
02-12-2003, 17:51
If you could choose the attributes of your ideal partner

Sparring or business?

iadom
02-12-2003, 17:55
I've got it!!! It just bl**dy well dosn't work anymore! It just reports "the spell check is complete" now, wether the word is spelt correctly or not!:grind:
That is funny, I have used it for months, then it suddenly stopped working in exactly the same way, suppose I could try a fresh download/install.

Back on topic, I suppose I will have to be the one to say,

A deaf & dumb nyphomaniac, whose father owns a pub.:)

Marge
02-12-2003, 18:19
1) Must like Man U, couldn't cope with a dirty Leeds or Arsenal fan etc lol
2) Good sense of humour
3) Reasonably Intelligent
4) Dark Hair :erm:

Russ
02-12-2003, 18:21
4) Dark Hair :erm:

:grind:

Marge
02-12-2003, 18:22
:grind:

or men with very short hair :kiss:

Russ
02-12-2003, 18:27
Now that's a bit better :D

Marge
02-12-2003, 18:30
Yes boss, *salutes Benny Hill Style*

philip.j.fry
02-12-2003, 18:55
or men with very short hair :kiss:


:afire: :afire: hehe, you can't win

kronas
02-12-2003, 19:00
1) Must like Man U, couldn't cope with a dirty Leeds or Arsenal fan etc lol
2) Good sense of humour
3) Reasonably Intelligent
4) Dark Hair :erm:

i fit that bill or should i say build......character ? :naughty:

Marge
03-12-2003, 15:15
i fit that bill or should i say build......character ? :naughty:


So how young are you Kronas :erm: cos I'm an old bird nowadays

Atomic22
03-12-2003, 18:38
until i get a phone call from kylie saying come on over....
i have mine already
funny
good lookin
likes man utd and footy
likes bikes and cars and horses
drinks me under the table
gave me the best 2 kids ever
etc etc etc

kronas
04-12-2003, 02:35
So how young are you Kronas :erm: cos I'm an old bird nowadays


as long as the age gap is not too big im sure we could work something out if we can get along :wavey:

Marge
04-12-2003, 07:56
as long as the age gap is not too big im sure we could work something out if we can get along :wavey:

Well I do generally go for the younger model :naughty: but not someone young enough to be my child :erm:

zoombini
04-12-2003, 09:06
1) Big boobies.
2) Excellent cook
3) Superb ironer
4) Loves housework
5) Big boobies
6) Insatiable sexual apetite
7) She must know her Bum looks good in whatever she wears
8) Big boobies.
9) Able to not let the wife find out about her.

Have I mentioned that I'd like her to have big boobies?

:D :D :D :D

Ramrod
04-12-2003, 10:27
1)9) Able to not let the wife find out about her.

:D :D :D :D
:rofl:

orangebird
04-12-2003, 12:02
Can I be greedy and have two?

A very cold bottle of Chablis :drunk:
A packet of ciggies, pref Marlboro Lights. :smokin:

:D

dieselking
04-12-2003, 12:09
1) Big boobies.
2) Excellent cook
3) Superb ironer
4) Loves housework
5) Big boobies
6) Insatiable sexual apetite
7) She must know her Bum looks good in whatever she wears
8) Big boobies.
9) Able to not let the wife find out about her.

Have I mentioned that I'd like her to have big boobies?

:D :D :D :D


LOL U naughty boy!!!! :nono: :LOL: :Peaceman:

zoombini
04-12-2003, 12:37
I said "big" not "huge & droopy" :D

Ramrod
04-12-2003, 13:43
Well I do generally go for the younger model :naughty: but not someone young enough to be my child :erm:
ooooh! :rofl:

iadom
04-12-2003, 17:17
I said "big" not "huge & droopy" :D

According to a news report that I have just heard on the radio, women with ample bussoms ( much nicer than big boobs ) are more intelligent than their less well endowed counterparts.:D

kronas
04-12-2003, 17:22
Well I do generally go for the younger model :naughty: but not someone young enough to be my child :erm:

well im a young adult i have plenty to give and take as well :p


its all good clean fun :naughty:

th'engineer
04-12-2003, 17:39
Can I be greedy and have two?

A very cold bottle of Chablis :drunk:
A packet of ciggies, pref Marlboro Lights. :smokin:

:DLooks like me and you have similar likes although quite like frascati.
Or austrilian white

DrAwesome
17-01-2004, 21:20
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes. :rofl:
Sing.
And stay home at night!" :naughty:

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

:)

My Ideal partner would be

be able to read and write (non illiterate) :rofl: just playing


happy (Fun to be with)
loving & romantic
sensitive
thoughtful
understanding
motivated
smart (a good conversationist)
a person who dress's well & is tidy
an animal lover
not afraid to speak her mind
loves to stay at home as well as go out at night
love suprises
drinks occasionally/socially
loves sport
loves life

and most important of all.... be my best friend.

Chimaera
17-01-2004, 21:41
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes. :rofl:
Sing.
And stay home at night!" :naughty:

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

:)

My Ideal partner would be

be able to read and write (non illiterate) :rofl: just playing


happy (Fun to be with)
loving & romantic
sensitive
thoughtful
understanding
motivated
smart (a good conversationist)
a person who dress's well & is tidy
an animal lover
not afraid to speak her mind
loves to stay at home as well as go out at night
love suprises
drinks occasionally/socially
loves sport
loves life

and most important of all.... be my best friend.
DrAwesome - I'm here!! :rofl:

Stuart
17-01-2004, 22:15
So how young are you Kronas :erm: cos I'm an old bird nowadays
He's 12 I think.. :p :Peace:




Can I be greedy and have two?

A very cold bottle of Chablis :drunk:
A packet of ciggies, pref Marlboro Lights. :smokin:

:D
You know you have disappointed at least half the men on this forum..


My Ideal Partner?
Well, she would have (in no particular order)

A similar sense of humour to mine
Intelligence
The will to answer back (I get bored if I get my own way all the time, I like somebody who answers back).
Looks
at least a vague interest in computers.
I actually know somebody at work who fits all these requirements. Just need to persuade her that I am right for her.

kronas
17-01-2004, 22:18
He's 12 I think.. :p :Peace:


:mad:

as i say i lie about my age quite well :naughty: :D


I actually know somebody at work who fits all these requirements. Just need to persuade her that I am right for her.

good luck, im sure you will need it :D :Peaceman:

Chimaera
17-01-2004, 22:18
He's 12 I think.. :p :Peace:

You know you have disappointed at least half the men on this forum..


My Ideal Partner?
Well, she would have (in no particular order)

A similar sense of humour to mine
Intelligence
The will to answer back (I get bored if I get my own way all the time, I like somebody who answers back).
Looks
at least a vague interest in computers.
I actually know somebody at work who fits all these requirements. Just need to persuade her that I am right for her.
Well Russ did a chat up lines thread recently - why not look on there Stu?? LOL :rofl:

DrAwesome
17-01-2004, 22:36
:mad:

as i say i lie about my age quite well :naughty: :D

what your younger than 17 or 12 if so does you mammy & daddy know your on the net :)

DrAwesome - I'm here!! :rofl:

I thought you were already spoken for?
If i thought right he is a lucky guy :)

My Ideal Partner?
Well, she would have (in no particular order)

A similar sense of humour to mine
Intelligence
The will to answer back (I get bored if I get my own way all the time, I like somebody who answers back).
Looks
at least a vague interest in computers.


If in no particular order why did you number them?

Stuart
17-01-2004, 22:40
If in no particular order why did you number them?
I hit the wrong List button..

Stuart
17-01-2004, 22:42
:mad:

as i say i lie about my age quite well :naughty: :D
So I noticed.. Actually, I do think you are about 17..

good luck, im sure you will need it :D :Peaceman:
Not sure whether I should reply "Thanks mate" or "Thanks bitch"...

lol

DrAwesome
17-01-2004, 22:42
I hit the wrong List button..

thats what they all say :rofl:

Ramrod
17-01-2004, 22:55
I actually know somebody at work who fits all these requirements. Just need to persuade her that I am right for her.Go for it and good luck! :angel:

DrAwesome
17-01-2004, 22:56
I actually know somebody at work who fits all these requirements. Just need to persuade her that I am right for her.

And how are you going to persuade her?

chocolates?
Flowers?
serenade her? :)

Ramrod
17-01-2004, 22:59
And what is your plan of action?well I'd say: 'If I said you had a beautiful body...... :naughty: ' :D



.....Actually, I don't know what I'd say. Glad I'm not in that position, phew!


*edit*serenade her?'Sexy thing' by Hot Chocolate ought to do it :D

DrAwesome
17-01-2004, 23:08
well I'd say: 'If I said you had a beautiful body...... :naughty: ' :D



.....Actually, I don't know what I'd say. Glad I'm not in that position, phew!


*edit*'Sexy thing' by Hot Chocolate ought to do it :D

he could wait till Feb 14th & send her a valentines card

i wonder if any of the women on the NTHell forum will sending any valentines cards out to the male forum members on here?

Chimaera
17-01-2004, 23:44
he could wait till Feb 14th & send her a valentines card

i wonder if any of the women on the NTHell forum will sending any valentines cards out to the male forum members on here?
That's for us to know and for you lot to wait and find out, DrAwesome!!!! ;) :naughty:

Chimaera
17-01-2004, 23:46
I thought you were already spoken for?
If i thought right he is a lucky guy :)
Now what gave you that idea??? :confused:

(not any nore I'm not)

Stuartbe
17-01-2004, 23:47
I have the wife !!! :) but that does not mean that I cant window shop..

DrAwesome
17-01-2004, 23:56
*edit*'Sexy thing' by Hot Chocolate ought to do it :D

This could be an ideal serenade song to serenade your ideal partner :)

I am dreaming Dear of you, Day by day
Dreaming when the skies are blue, When they're gray;
When the silv'ry moonlight gleams, Still I wander on in dreams,
In a land of love, it seems, Just with you.

Chorus:
Let me call you "Sweetheart," I'm in love with you.
Let me hear you whisper that you love me too.
Keep the love-light glowing in your eyes so true.
Let me call you "Sweetheart," I'm in love with you.

Longing for you all the while, More and more;
Longing for the sunny smile, I adore;
Birds are singing far and near, Roses blooming ev'rywhere
You, alone, my heart can cheer; You, just you.

Chorus:
Let me call you "Sweetheart," I'm in love with you.
Let me hear you whisper that you love me too.
Keep the love-light glowing in your eyes so true.
Let me call you "Sweetheart," I'm in love with you.

Now what gave you that idea??? :confused:

(not any nore I'm not)

not any nore eh? :)

Must have been something you posted in an earlyier post

I have the wife !!! :) but that does not mean that I cant window shop..

as long as you look but dont touch? :)

Stuart
17-01-2004, 23:57
Now what gave you that idea??? :confused:


That you were attached, or that your bloke was lucky?

Having spoken (on MSN & in PM if not in person), I would say any bloke would be lucky..

Stuartbe
17-01-2004, 23:58
I would not even dream of it...... She has eyes in the back of her head...

Besides - with the looks I have its only the window that will fancy me !!!

Chimaera
17-01-2004, 23:59
That you were attached, or that your bloke was lucky?

Having spoken (on MSN & in PM if not in person), I would say any bloke would be lucky..No - unattached - any bloke should be certified more like! :Yikes:

DrAwesome
18-01-2004, 00:21
No - unattached - any bloke should be certified more like! :Yikes:

That wasnt very nice, was it.

Chimaera
18-01-2004, 01:10
That wasnt very nice, was it.
Nooooooo - I didn't mean ANY bloke DrAwesome - I meant any bloke attached to me! ;)

I'll get my coat..............:walk:

DrAwesome
18-01-2004, 01:18
Nooooooo - I didn't mean ANY bloke DrAwesome - I meant any bloke attached to me! ;)

I'll get my coat..............:walk:

mmmm :sorry: so you dont give yourself much credit then :(

homealone
18-01-2004, 01:22
mmmm :sorry: so you dont give yourself much credit then :(

she does deserve it, though :)

Stuart
18-01-2004, 01:43
Nooooooo - I didn't mean ANY bloke DrAwesome - I meant any bloke attached to me! ;)

I'll get my coat..............:walk:


Chi, don't put yourself down ...

Bex
18-01-2004, 12:58
he could wait till Feb 14th & send her a valentines card

i wonder if any of the women on the NTHell forum will sending any valentines cards out to the male forum members on here?

valentines is here again then.....hmm this could go nicely with a thread i am consdiering starting....

i will of course be sending valentines to all the nice lads on the site :naughty:

wonder if the lads are sending any to us girlies...there is more of you than of us :p

luftys
18-01-2004, 13:30
valentines is here again then.....hmm this could go nicely with a thread i am consdiering starting....

i will of course be sending valentines to all the nice lads on the site :naughty:

wonder if the lads are sending any to us girlies...there is more of you than of us :p
I will send you one Bex,you know I love you :sick:

Bex
18-01-2004, 13:35
I will send you one Bex,you know I love you :sick:

thanks daddy :rofl:

the ideal partner bit.......does everyone have a set taste? lookwise probably more than anything?

when people ask me my type lookswise i generally :shrug: if you look at all the men i have dated they have all been different...tall, shorter, blonde, dark haired, blue eyed, brown eyed.....

luftys
18-01-2004, 13:46
thanks daddy :rofl:

the ideal partner bit.......does everyone have a set taste? lookwise probably more than anything?

when people ask me my type lookswise i generally :shrug: if you look at all the men i have dated they have all been different...tall, shorter, blonde, dark haired, blue eyed, brown eyed.....
Well of me its not how someone looks,but who they are in them selfs,tall,short,thin or large,but wat type of person they are

Ps,I am a boob,leg,bottom man,in that order :naughty:

Atomic22
18-01-2004, 19:27
i just like women.......no real preference.........
a clone of kylie wouldnt go amiss though :naughty:

Maggy
18-01-2004, 19:30
Sigh! the usual sexist remarks I see. :(

Incog

Chimaera
18-01-2004, 20:02
Well here's my ideal partner - she's honest, loyal, good company, has impeccable manners, answers back occasionally - but is a lot less bother than any man I've had in my life! ;)
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Bex
18-01-2004, 20:04
Well here's my ideal partner - she's honest, loyal, good company, has impeccable manners, answers back occasionally - but is a lot less bother than any man I've had in my life! ;)
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awwww what a gorgeous doggy :D

DrAwesome
18-01-2004, 21:22
Well here's my ideal partner - she's honest, loyal, good company, has impeccable manners, answers back occasionally - but is a lot less bother than any man I've had in my life! ;)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/irene.keeler/Clio.jpg :romance:

well at least with a guy you dont have to take him out on a lead 3-4 times a day to take a pee.

Chimaera
18-01-2004, 21:28
Ah - but not when you have a big enough garden for them to run in DrAwesome! ;)
Any other downsides you could possibly come up with?? :rolleyes: :p

DrAwesome
18-01-2004, 21:43
Any other downsides you could possibly come up with?? :rolleyes: :p

yes but i'll get into trouble from the mods :)


DrAwesome rushes off because he has just remembered a joke he forgot to post in the Humour forum :)

Ramrod
18-01-2004, 21:44
well at least with a guy you dont have to take him out on a lead 3-4 times a day to take a pee.
Unless he isn't house-trained, and theres a few of them about! :erm:

Ramrod
18-01-2004, 22:33
How does one send a Valentines card anonymously here? :confused:

Chimaera
18-01-2004, 22:45
Unless he isn't house-trained, and theres a few of them about! :erm:
Nope - fully house trained, impeccable manners, knows to wait before being told to cross the road - a lot better than some blokes I know!! LOL

DrAwesome
18-01-2004, 23:53
How does one send a Valentines card anonymously here? :confused:

:Yes: Only the women on here possess that information i guess its a secret

DrAwesome
19-01-2004, 01:04
20 different ways a man can tell his Ideal Partner that he loves her:

English......... I Love You
Spanish......... Te Amo
French.......... Je T'aime
German.......... Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese........ Ai sh*te Imasu
Italian......... Ti Amo
Chinese......... Wo Ai Ni
Swedish......... Jag Alskar Dig
Eskimo.......... Nagligivaget
Greek........... S'Agapo
Hawaiian........ Aloha Wau la Oe
Irish........... Thaim In Grabh Leat
Hebrew.......... Ani Ohev Otakh
Russian......... Ya Lyublyu Tyebya
Albanian........ Une Te Dua
Finnish......... Mina Rakkastan Sinua
Turkish......... Seni Seviyorum
Hungarian....... Se Ret Lay
Persian......... Du Stet Daram
Maltese......... Jien Inhobbok
Catalan......... Testimo Molt

Dupre
25-01-2004, 19:59
1. Intelligent, someone preferably high brow, i consider myself a bit like fraiser :)
2. Sense of Humour, not like mine... im considered a bit too forthright with some things i say, which people dont tend to take the right way.
3. Not fat, im not shallow, i just dont see "big boned" as an excuse for not looking after yourself, and no smoking either.
5. Likes to spend quiet evenings in alone, just sitting together by the fire. not necessarily doing anything, just enjoying each others company :)
6. Interest in some of the things, that i like. Cars, Computers, Games etc.
7. Interesting imagination, i have a tendancy to overthink, and go off on tangents when people ask me things... so someone that can get from Cars to Chocolate without even noticing they did :)

Russ
25-01-2004, 20:07
20 different ways a man can tell his Ideal Partner that he loves her:

English......... I Love You
Spanish......... Te Amo
French.......... Je T'aime
German.......... Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese........ Ai sh*te Imasu
Italian......... Ti Amo
Chinese......... Wo Ai Ni
Swedish......... Jag Alskar Dig
Eskimo.......... Nagligivaget
Greek........... S'Agapo
Hawaiian........ Aloha Wau la Oe
Irish........... Thaim In Grabh Leat
Hebrew.......... Ani Ohev Otakh
Russian......... Ya Lyublyu Tyebya
Albanian........ Une Te Dua
Finnish......... Mina Rakkastan Sinua
Turkish......... Seni Seviyorum
Hungarian....... Se Ret Lay
Persian......... Du Stet Daram
Maltese......... Jien Inhobbok
Catalan......... Testimo Molt

Swansea on a friday night.......Ahhh fuggen loves iw I do

Maggy
25-01-2004, 21:17
Swansea on a friday night.......Ahhh fuggen loves iw I do


and what do the lovely welsh lasses say back to that?

Incog.

Ramrod
25-01-2004, 21:18
......and in Latvian it's 'es tevi milu' :)

luftys
25-01-2004, 23:13
Well I have found my Ideal Partner...

Just 1 thing,how do you know when she is full?
When her nose runs

Bifta
25-01-2004, 23:21
and what do the lovely welsh lasses say back to that?

Incog.

TIDY!

Russ
26-01-2004, 21:30
and what do the lovely welsh lasses say back to that?

Incog.

"Any closer and I'm calling the police"

Ramrod
26-01-2004, 21:41
Well I have found my Ideal Partner...

Just 1 thing,how do you know when she is full?
When her nose runs
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

DrAwesome
26-01-2004, 21:43
......and in Latvian it's 'es tevi milu' :)

......& in South African it's Lekker T*ts :)

Mark W
26-01-2004, 22:05
dont think i have an idea partner - seems a bit odd to me having a mental clip board ticking things off when you meet someone.

im pretty laid back - as those who have met me know - if i like someone, i like them and without a concious thought try to get to know them better.
id never not consider someone because they didnt match some ideal in my head......

timewarrior2001
26-01-2004, 22:46
My ideal partner would be honest and faithfull, everything else is a bonus.
And for the record I'm planning the wedding for myself and my ideal partner whom I have been engaged to for 7 months now.

Ramrod
26-01-2004, 22:48
......& in South African it's Lekker T*ts :)No....'lekker' means nice (or tasty) and tits means....well.....tits:D

Ramrod
26-01-2004, 22:50
And for the record I'm planning the wedding for myself and my ideal partner whom I have been engaged to for 7 months now.Congrats :)