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Tightscot
23-02-2006, 12:42
sorry, wasn't sure where to post this...
On my way to work today i followed a white van with one of those 'how's my driving?' stickers on it..... it said:
"Hows my Driving? -- Call 0800 DILLIGAF"
wondered if this was anything to do with said member.... just wondering....:erm:
(not that i'm bored at work or anything.....:angel: )
MovedGoalPosts
23-02-2006, 12:44
Looks like it's an anti "hows my driving" sticker then. :D
Moved to Lifestyle
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 12:45
Every time someone calls it I get 10p;)
My secret is out. :D
Every time someone calls it I get 10p;)
My secret is out. :D
Not that you give a ****, presumably? :D
"Hows my Driving? -- Call 0800 DILLIGAF":rofl:
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 13:06
Its an acronymI wonder if there is anyone on here that still thinks it's my name?
Because I get post addressed to 'Dilligaf' on occasion.
I wonder if there is anyone on here that still thinks it's my name?
Because I get post addressed to 'Dilligaf' on occasion.
heh, its much easier than adressing you as 'the guy with an acronym for a name'
andygrif
23-02-2006, 13:33
Every time someone calls it I get 10p;)
My secret is out. :D
Cheap at half the price!:)
handyman
23-02-2006, 13:38
Saw a dilligif sign on a car in morecambe anf thought it might be dilli on tour. Forgot to ask him now I won't bother :erm:
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 13:43
sorry, wasn't sure where to post this...
On my way to work today i followed a white van with one of those 'how's my driving?' stickers on it..... it said:
"Hows my Driving? -- Call 0800 DILLIGAF"
wondered if this was anything to do with said member.... just wondering....:erm:
(not that i'm bored at work or anything.....:angel: )
You do know what Dilligaf means dont you ;)
Graham M
23-02-2006, 13:58
Do I look like I give a f***?
And I've seen a stock car with it on in Blandford, Dorset.
TheBlueRaja
23-02-2006, 14:11
I aways read it as Digilaff for some weird reason until now.... :shrug: dilligaf though... Nope!
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 14:12
Dilli thinks this is all starting to get a touch surreal.
Dilli thinks this is all starting to get a touch surreal.So you don't want any mention made of 'the claw' then?:D
You've got fame at last !!!!
skyblueheroes
23-02-2006, 14:24
I think it sounds like a girl...........
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 14:26
Dilli thinks this is all starting to get a touch surreal.So you don't want any mention made of 'the claw' then?:DtheCLAW is watching you all.
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 14:29
Do I look like I give a f***?
And I've seen a stock car with it on in Blandford, Dorset.
Does it look like ;) I have the mp3 to prove it lol
Graham M
23-02-2006, 14:30
Whutever ... Do I look Bovvaaad?
Oh dear...
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 14:37
You do know what Dilligaf means dont you ;)No, so unlike those claiming not to be interested, why don't you enlighten us?
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 14:42
I so wanna upload the mp3 but ill get in trouble ;)
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 14:45
No, so unlike those claiming not to be interested, why don't you enlighten us?Never mind - found it (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=dilligaf&meta=)...
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 14:47
No, so unlike those claiming not to be interested, why don't you enlighten us?Never mind - found it (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=dilligaf&meta=)...Did you READ the thread before you asked?
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 14:47
look for the kevin bloody willson mp3 of it he says Does it look like not Do I .but trust me its funny
Never mind - found it (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=dilligaf&meta=)...
So you understand why some claimed they weren't interested then? :)
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 14:57
Did you READ the thread before you asked?Yeah, but without capitals in it Zeph's post didn't help me twig.
Still, now I know why people didn't give a monkeys to find out, and I wish I hadn't asked.
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 15:02
Did you READ the thread before you asked?Yeah, but without capitals in it Zeph's post didn't help me twig.
Still, now I know why people didn't give a monkeys to find out, and I wish I hadn't asked.I see.
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 15:02
Did you READ the thread before you asked?Yeah, but without capitals in it Zeph's post didn't help me twig.
Still, now I know why people didn't give a monkeys to find out, and I wish I hadn't asked.
What crawled up your rear end and bit your colon????
If you include 1701 in the search it shows up a general forum tart ;) :D (5 pages on Google)
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 15:06
If you include 1701 in the search it shows up a general forum tart ;) :D (5 pages on Google)I think I'll point out that it's not all ME on there ;):):D
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 15:07
What crawled up your rear end and bit your colon????I might ask you the same question.
Just cos I didn't add a smiley of any sorts, doesn't mean you should be imagining one. Even now I'm the very picture of serenity and calm - but do I have to include a smiley just in case someone might assume I'm hacked off?
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 15:09
What crawled up your rear end and bit your colon????I might ask you the same question.
Just cos I didn't add a smiley of any sorts, doesn't mean you should be imagining one. Even now I'm the very picture of serenity and calm - but do I have to include a smiley just in case someone might assume I'm hacked off?
Dude think you need to lighten up oh heres my smiley :p:
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 15:17
Dude think you need to lighten up oh heres my smiley :p:Never got worked up. :wtf: - seems appropriate...
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 15:19
Said lighten up never said anything about you being worked up as proven previous in this thread I think you need to read a little bit more carefully mate then you wont be picking up the stick by the end with muck on it :)
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 15:39
Said lighten up never said anything about you being worked upIf I'm not 'worked up', then why would I need to 'lighten up'?
as proven previous in this thread I think you need to read a little bit more carefully mate then you wont be picking up the stick by the end with muck on it :)I actually read and re-read the entire thread a couple of times before posting my question - no matter how carefully I read, I just missed Zeph's giveaway. That's not getting the wrong end of the stick.
Then, after posting my question I suddenly decided to Google for it - and hey-presto, all was clear.
From my follow up post you decided that I'd got a cob on. So it looks like it was you got the sticky end...
QED :p:
zing_deleted
23-02-2006, 15:40
Yeah but I wonder where I inserted it oh and btw DILLIGAF ;)
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 15:44
When I have made enough cash from my 0800DILLIGAF scam I'm gong to start my new 0800FUBAR empire ;) :)
Tightscot
23-02-2006, 15:45
i never did phone the number....:dunce:
i spose i could paypal you the 10p though......
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 15:50
Yeah but I wonder where I inserted itAnd there was me thinking you knew all along:
What crawled up your rear end and bit your colon????
oh and btw DILLIGAF ;)Yes.
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When I have made enough cash from my 0800DILLIGAF scam I'm gong to start my new 0800FUBAR empire ;) :)I suggest you try a different number, because the current scam must be costing you a packet - if people are actually calling 0800 DILLIGAF.
I'd have picked something like 0900 DILLIGAF instead...
MovedGoalPosts
23-02-2006, 15:50
I'm constantly amazed how some of the more light hearted threads degenerate with members antagonising each other. Chill Pills are needed I think.
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 15:52
I'm constantly amazed how some of the more light hearted threads degenerate with members antagonising each other. Chill Pills are needed I think.I think you'll find there is no degeneration at all, merely some banter going on...
Saaf_laandon_mo
23-02-2006, 15:54
Fight!! fight!! fight!!!
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 15:59
I suggest you try a different number, because the current scam must be costing you a packet - if people are actually calling 0800 DILLIGAF.
I'd have picked something like 0900 DILLIGAF instead...Ahh that's just what they WANT you to think ;)
I thought Dilligaf was something sci-fi :dunce:
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 16:05
I thought Dilligaf was something sci-fi :dunce:Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)
skyblueheroes
23-02-2006, 16:07
Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)
What would that be Dilli :erm:
:p:
Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)
Barberella it is then :rofl:
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 16:12
Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)
What would that be Dilli :erm:
:p:No idea m8 - it's all rumours :)
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Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)
Barberella it is then :rofl:Don't - drool and computers don't mix :)
Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)That'll be big heavenly objects? :D
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 16:15
Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)That'll be big heavenly objects? :D:drool::drool::drool:
ScaredWebWarrior
23-02-2006, 16:27
Fight!! fight!! fight!!!:erm:
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Ahh that's just what they WANT you to think ;)Who, do you mean ICTIS (http://www.icstis.org.uk/)?
Next eveyone will be accusing me of being obsessed with sci fi instead of (supposedly) being obsessed wirh 'something else' :)That'll be big heavenly objects? :D:drool::drool::drool:
Buxom Woman?
Buxom Woman?.....and her ilk :D
Graham M
23-02-2006, 17:52
Is someone gonna dial
0800 34554423 and see who answers then? :)
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 18:00
Who, do you mean ICTIS (http://www.icstis.org.uk/)?:rofl::rofl::LOL::LOL::D:D:Peace::Peace:
Is someone gonna dial
0800 34554423 and see who answers then? :)Disconnected tone.......
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 18:08
Disconnected tone.......Oh come ON you didn't try RINGING it ???!!! :D
Curiosity killed the Ramrod :D
Oh come ON you didn't try RINGING it ???!!! :DWith appropriate safeguards in place.....:D
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 18:13
Oh come ON you didn't try RINGING it ???!!! :DWith appropriate safeguards in place.....:DThat's 10p you owe me Mr (I'm collecting at the LAN) It brings my massive cash empire up to a total of - um 10p:2cents::2cents::2cents::2cents::2cents:
With appropriate safeguards in place.....:D
You tried to record it then? :D
You tried to record it then? :DLike I said....It just returned a disconnected tone.
65 posts about a dead number, thats got to be a record :D
skyblueheroes
23-02-2006, 18:26
No, you got it wrong. 66.
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 18:27
You tried to record it then? :DLike I said....It just returned a disconnected tone.Don't think you can get out of paying ;) :D :sniper: :sniper:
Don't think you can get out of paying ;) :D :sniper: :sniper:dilligaf? :D
dilli-theclaw
23-02-2006, 18:40
Don't think you can get out of paying ;) :D :sniper: :sniper:dilligaf? :DBugger - I didn't think of that :)....
monkey2468
23-02-2006, 20:06
I can't believe this thread is still going.......
I can't believe this thread is still going.......dwllwgaf? :D
Mr_love_monkey
23-02-2006, 20:22
I always thought it stood for 'Do I Look Like I Grin At Fish'.
Chimaera
23-02-2006, 20:37
I can't believe this thread is still going.......dwllwgaf? :D
Is that the Welsh version? ;)
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