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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2947231410&category=47127
and no it isn't me;)
shouldnt this be in humour paul ;)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2947231410&category=47127
and no it isn't me;)
lets hope no-one gets hurt in the rush
wonder how much we could raise for charity by auctioning off some of our forum members :p
wonder how much we could raise for charity by auctioning off some of our forum members :p
How much are polo mints these days?
How much are polo mints these days?
ya what? :dunce:
What would happen if a guy won? The bidding is a contract.
What would happen if a guy won? The bidding is a contract.
ooh er!
by the way - how did you come to stray into this bulletin board
just out of curiosity?
What would happen if a guy won? The bidding is a contract.
good point
see none of the forum members liked my suggestion?:p
Which suggestion;) How to raise 5p for charity LOL
good point
see none of the forum members liked my suggestion?:p
Which Forum member would you auction?
Which Forum member would you auction?
whichever lads would be willing to be sold to the highest female bidder....to be a slave for the day ;)
ooh er!
by the way - how did you come to stray into this bulletin board
just out of curiosity?
I'm in the telecom industry, and when someone posted that classic NTL complaint letter (the one with the testicle tickle moments) on an Everquest forum, I had to research NTL and found the site on Google.
I'm in the telecom industry, and when someone posted that classic NTL complaint letter (the one with the testicle tickle moments) on an Everquest forum, I had to research NTL and found the site on Google.
I am unaware of that letter
Can we get back on topic now if you two peeps are finished;)
Who wants to start the bidding for Stu?
Nah...it's gotta be Kronas who gets auctioned. He needs to lose his virginity:D
Nah...it's gotta be Kronas who gets auctioned. He needs to lose his virginity:D
OI!!!!
you know nothing about my 'bits' or where they have been :nono: :p ;)
OI!!!!
you know nothing about my 'bits' or where they have been :nono: :p ;)
We don't want to know either! :)
OI!!!!
you know nothing about my 'bits' or where they have been :nono: :p ;)
ramrod that was below the belt :naughty:
sorry but no i dont think that was nice ramrod!!! whether kronas has got jiggy or not is a personal issue for him, and shouldn't be joked about in a public forum
:nono:
i think we should auction ramrod, just for being mean to kronas
Chimaera
15-11-2003, 23:06
Nah...it's gotta be Kronas who gets auctioned. He needs to lose his virginity:D
How do you know he hasn't, Ramrod?? :naughty:
:notopic: no more talk about kronie and his sex life thank you
whichever lads would be willing to be sold to the highest female bidder....to be a slave for the day ;)
Maybe a female member would be willing to be a slave to a male bidder?
Maybe a female member would be willing to be a slave to a male bidder?
i guess that would be only fair
ramrod that was below the belt :naughty:
sorry but no i dont think that was nice ramrod!!! whether kronas has got jiggy or not is a personal issue for him, and shouldn't be joked about in a public forum
:nono:
thank you :kiss:
i think we should auction ramrod, just for being mean to kronas
yeah could send my mate around he likes older men :p
How do you know he hasn't, Ramrod?? :naughty:
shhhh......thats meant to be a secret ;)
Can we get back on topic now if you two peeps are finished;)
Who wants to start the bidding for Stu?
Me? :angel: :blush:
Maybe a female member would be willing to be a slave to a male bidder?
Ok thats me walking away from this topic LOL :walk:
thank you :kiss:
yeah could send my mate around he likes older men :p
shhhh......thats meant to be a secret ;)
no prob mate...it was not fair...
ohhh whatshisname who came to manc?
ok chimmy and kronie what happened in manc between u two :naughty:
ohhh whatshisname who came to manc?
simon indeed is his name or simone as he will be known as on new years that will be a laugh
ok chimmy and kronie what happened in manc between u two :naughty:
thats between me and the other party that was involved ;)
simon indeed is his name or simone as he will be known as on new years that will be a laugh
thats between me and the other party that was involved ;)
simon thats it, he was funny
damn seems i missed a lot of good gossip from that night.....no comments anyone plz :Oh: (sorry just found a new smilie wanted to try it out)
Chimaera
15-11-2003, 23:41
Well - you seemed to be having a good time bexy!! :eek: (As did most people!!)
Me and kronie - nothing happened there - he's younger than my kids - and I'm sure there's a name for old ladies that prey on young men!! :naughty:
come on no lads want to volunteer for some virtual bidding?
so far we have stu and ramrod :p
come on no lads want to volunteer for some virtual bidding?
so far we have stu and ramrod :p
Funny that, I don't remember them volunteering LOL :p
sorry but no i dont think that was nice ramrod!!! whether kronas has got jiggy or not is a personal issue for him, and shouldn't be joked about in a public forum
:nono:
omfg....it was only a light hearted jest:Peaceman:
omfg....it was only a light hearted jest:Peaceman:
sometimes one must engage one's brain before one posts messages which others may take offense to :p
you're still being auctioned as a punishment, as is paul
keithwalton
15-11-2003, 23:57
i'd volunteer if it was for charity, though they'd have to understand that im a poor student and can hardly afford jack squat these days :-(
Although im used to the ladies running away in fear so i doubt i'd raise much money :shrug:
K
sometimes one must engage one's brain before one posts messages which others may take offense to :p
you're still being auctioned as a punishment, as is paul
Me auctioned? :shrug: Do they still take half pennys in the banks?
sometimes one must engage one's brain before one posts messages which others may take offense to :p
I did, Kronas got the joke!:sulk:
Still.....I'm not afraid of being auctioned:p :D
Me auctioned? :shrug: Do they still take half pennys in the banks?
:mad:
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I did, Kronas got the joke!:sulk:
Still.....I'm not afraid of being auctioned:p :D
good boy....of course unless we did it at the next meet, it would only be a virtual auction anyway :cry::p
:mad:
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Is that a no then LOL :p
Does this mean I have to brush my hair?
Is that a no then LOL :p
Does this mean I have to brush my hair?
i will just say one thing to you tartan :rofl:
good boy....of course unless we did it at the next meet, it would only be a virtual auction anyway :cry::pWell if whoever wins me sends me a photo of themselves I could promise to fantasise about them:rofl:
i will just say one thing to you tartan :rofl:
Before anyone thinks this thread has gone surreal thats a reference to a Reading moment LOL and no I will not explain it;)
Well if whoever wins me sends me a photo of themselves I could promise to fantasise about them:rofl:
you naughty boy you :naughty: ;) :p..and what sort of photo would u like??? ;)
Before anyone thinks this thread has gone surreal thats a reference to a Reading moment LOL and no I will not explain it
beast..theres another one :rofl:
A tartan beast? Now there's a picture that gonna get me a good price at the auction LOL ;)
Anyone want a certain philosopher to be auctioned :p
A tartan beast? Now there's a picture that gonna get me a good price at the auction LOL ;)
Anyone want a certain philosopher to be auctioned :p
yes lets auction socrates, or descartes;);P
yes lets auction socrates, or descartes;):p
But they don't have nice eyes ;) Any other females up for a charity auction? LOL
But they don't have nice eyes ;) Any other females up for a charity auction? LOL
:blush: stop going on about my eyes
But they don't have nice eyes ;) Any other females up for a charity auction? LOL
And, both having died, wouldn't be much use as a slave.
BTW bexy, you do have nice eyes...
Well if whoever wins me sends me a photo of themselves I could promise to fantasise about them:rofl:
Well, so far, it sounds like you have a choice of Me or Paul... :eek: :disturbd:
And, both having died, wouldn't be much use as a slave.
BTW bexy, you do have nice eyes...
:blush: :blush:
i think we should have chimaera for the female forum member :p
Well, so far, it sounds like you have a choice of Me or Paul... :eek: :disturbd:
Errrr, you can have him Stu, I'm a gent like that LOL
Errrr, you can have him Stu, I'm a gent like that LOL
No you, I insist...
Or maybe we can get Kronas' friend simon on here..
No you, I insist...
Or maybe we can get Kronas' friend simon on here..
:rofl:
maybe if he can find a suitable suitor :D
:rofl:
maybe if he can find a suitable suitor :D
I was thinking of Ramrod. He apparently wants a photo of the winner..
I was thinking of Ramrod. He apparently wants a photo of the winner..
i see well ill get my mate to send me a picture so i can post it here for ramrod if they guy still has one on his pc :)
this is simon at new years last year as promised :)
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you want some of this ramrod :p
Chimaera
16-11-2003, 10:56
i think we should have chimaera for the female forum member :p
Cheers bexy!! :)
(Wonders what she has got herself into now) :eek:
Cheers bexy!! :)
(Wonders what she has got herself into now) :eek:
np huni :p
there you go ramrod, simon will out bid us all and now you have the photo you wanted ;)
there you go ramrod, simon will out bid us all and now you have the photo you wanted ;)
i notice ramrod has yet to reply is he still drooling over the picture
:drool: :rofl:
i notice ramrod has yet to reply is he still drooling over the picture
:drool: :rofl:
maybe he is :blush: lol
this is simon at new years last year as promised :)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kronas/simone.jpg
you want some of this ramrod :pHeeeeelp!:eek:
Thats not a fantasy, thats a nightmare! :disturbd:
.......nice boa:scratch:
Thats not a fantasy, thats a nightmare! :disturbd:
muhahahahaha ill take that as a yes then will notify him :naughty: :rofl:
.......nice boa:scratch:
:luv: you and him :p
hang on kronie don't count you chickens before they hatch....simon (or you on his behalf) hasn't even bid on ramrod yet :p i might out bid you :naughty:
Eh? I thought Ramrod wanted a photo of the winner. I was just suggesting Kronie's mate for people to bid on..
Eh? I thought Ramrod wanted a photo of the winner. I was just suggesting Kronie's mate for people to bid on..
yeah he want a piccy of the person who won him......kronie suggested simon as the person who would win ramrod......
confoosed??? me too :p
so up for grabs we have:
scastle
kronie
ramrod
paul
chimmy
keithwalton
(bear in mind this is a bit of a laff a virtual bid)
Eh? I thought Ramrod wanted a photo of the winner. I was just suggesting Kronie's mate for people to bid on..No, all I said (simce Bexy said that an online auction was pointless) was that the person who was auctioned could fantasise about the person who had bought them!
....that didn't come across very well did it?:D
muhahahahaha ill take that as a yes then will notify him :naughty: :rofl:
:luv: you and him :pOnly if I can stroke his boa!:rofl:
Chimaera
16-11-2003, 23:43
so up for grabs we have:
scastle
kronie
ramrod
paul
chimmy
keithwalton
(bear in mind this is a bit of a laff a virtual bid)
HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!!!! :shocked: :shocking: :shocked:
I seem to be the only female on there - is this a good thing or not?
HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!!!! :shocked: :shocking: :shocked:
I seem to be the only female on there - is this a good thing or not?If I win you it is!:naughty:
HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!!!! :shocked: :shocking: :shocked:
I seem to be the only female on there - is this a good thing or not?
i cheated i was meant to be on the list
so you want simon to win u then ramrod? ;)
so you want simon to win u then ramrod? ;)Can I shoot myself now?:mis: :disturbd: :D
Can I shoot myself now?:mis: :disturbd: :D
awwww sure me and chimmy can fight over you if you want ;):p
so up for grabs we have:
scastle
kronie
ramrod
paul
chimmy
keithwalton
Bex
(bear in mind this is a bit of a laff a virtual bid)
Ammended your forgotten entry ;)
I'd bid for Chimmy.. or Bexy..
awwww sure me and chimmy can fight over you if you want ;):pCould you?:Yes: :Yes: :Yes: :D
Could you?:Yes: :Yes: :Yes: :D
:ninja: he's mine....
(convincing enough?:p)
edit: ok we had a bitch fight on msn over you and its a draw so you gotta put up with both of us ;):naughty:
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 00:07
Nooo - mine!! :naughty:
Next round - mud wrestling!! LOL
:ninja: he's mine....
(convincing enough?:p)
edit: ok we had a bitch fight on msn over you and its a draw so you gotta put up with both of us ;):naughty::Oh:*Ramrod girds his loins*
Nooo - mine!! :naughty:
Next round - mud wrestling!! LOL
Hang on, gotta recharge my Digital camcorder;)
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 00:10
Blimey - they are all coming out of the woodwork for this one!! :naughty:
Hope I don't disappoint anyone!! :scared:
(Perhaps we should sell tickets bexy - what do you think?) :D
Hang on, gotta recharge my Digital camcorder;)By the look of things I'm gonna have to recharge more than a camcorder!:rofl:
Blimey - they are all coming out of the woodwork for this one!! :naughty:
Hope I don't disappoint anyone!! :scared:
(Perhaps we should sell tickets bexy - what do you think?) :D
i think we should chimmy :p;)
seems we now have a popular thread with the lads :p
:naughty: ramrod
Ramrod: Simon could still be waiting for you...
Ramrod: Simon could still be waiting for you...The words:
'hell'
and
'it will be a cold day in'
spring to mind
:disturbd:
By the look of things I'm gonna have to recharge more than a camcorder!:rofl:I keep getting Spam offering to sell me Viagra without a doctor's prescription. Maybe I should forward some to you?
I keep getting Spam offering to sell me Viagra without a doctor's prescription. Maybe I should forware some to you?
:tu: Classic LOL
I keep getting Spam offering to sell me Viagra without a doctor's prescription. Maybe I should forware some to you?....I was referring to the electric toys......:naughty: :rofl:
Anyhoo...I'm off to bed now....who's joining me?
......down Simon! Down I say!:dozey:
....I was referring to the electric toys......:naughty: :rofl:
:eeek: you have electirc toys? ;)
Anyhoo...I'm off to bed now....who's joining me?
......down Simon! Down I say!:dozey:
:wavey: :luv: night :naughty:
Night Bexy. Try not to get too excited about Ramrod and his electric toys....
it's amazing what i learn about my fellow forumers each and every day.
a very bemused incog. :scratch:
handyman
17-11-2003, 00:59
I bid on chim :naughty:
I will also be accepting bids on me :blush: coz i do like a larf :rofl:
Ok Handy I'm offering the contents of my purse for you, I have $1.38, 10 pfenning, 3 euros, £1.57 and a blue button, hope i win :naughty:
handyman
17-11-2003, 01:59
Ok Handy I'm offering the contents of my purse for you, I have $1.38, 10 pfenning, 3 euros, £1.57 and a blue button, hope i win :naughty:
Pitiful offering, expected better than that :rolleyes:
Girls.... GIRLS....;)
Pitiful offering, expected better than that :rolleyes:
Girls.... GIRLS....;)
:( Even more pitiful is the fact that I have been requested to bid on someones behalf for handyman :cry:
£5 and a pack of strong mints;) Mind you the mints may go to work with me :D
All bids must be received by 11pm :D
I bid on chim :naughty:
I will also be accepting bids on me :blush: coz i do like a larf :rofl:
thanx mark :bigcry:
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 20:55
Mark - do you take American Express?? :naughty:
i bid ten pounds on paul :D
i bid ten pounds on paul :DMy bid for Bex is in a sealed envelope, to be opened by Bex alone ... :)
Let me know if it's acceptable Bex ... :wavey:
My bid for Bex is in a sealed envelope, to be opened by Bex alone ... :)
Let me know if it's acceptable Bex ... :wavey:
since i trust you...i accept your bid :p
since i trust you...i accept your bid :p
WoooHooooo:romance: ;)
:ninja: Now to fight off the rest ...
WoooHooooo:romance: ;)
:ninja: Now to fight off the rest ...
:luv:
ok hm my bid on you is one of these for you
http://www.nec-design.co.jp/showcase/index.html
just to clarify this is a virtual bid]
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 23:04
Awww BEXY!!! :eek:
I can't possibly match your bid - poor local govt officer versus rich banker type person! :(
(Will have to resort to underhanded means!) :pimp:
Awww BEXY!!! :eek:
I can't possibly match your bid - poor local govt officer versus rich banker type person! :(
(Will have to resort to underhanded means!) :pimp:
wahahahahaha did say there was something he might not be able to refuse.....but he hasnt said owt yet ;):p
We I know he definately wants one of these His Baby (http://www.lycos.fr/graphics/webguides/automobile/reve/elise/img01pop.jpg) and we both say our prayers every Saturday to the Lottery God.
Trouble is he has got to get me one of these My Baby (http://www.habtoormotors.com/images/downloads/800/aston_martin.jpg)
We I know he definately wants one of these His Baby (http://www.lycos.fr/graphics/webguides/automobile/reve/elise/img01pop.jpg) and we both say our prayers every Saturday to the Lottery God.
Trouble is he has got to get me one of these My Baby (http://www.habtoormotors.com/images/downloads/800/aston_martin.jpg)
is that your bid on mark then debs?
Chimaera, do you take Visa or MasterCard for bids?
:p
i've just had a very good idea.why not really have a auction and donate the proceeds to Children in Need? :angel:
Incog :tu:
i've just had a very good idea.why not really have a auction and donate the proceeds to Children in Need? :angel:
Incog :tu:
coggy great idea...however it is hard to really auction people who aren't all i the same place....maybe it could be an idea for the meet :naughty:
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 23:31
Chimaera, do you take Visa or MasterCard for bids?
:p
I prefer cash - harder for the taxman to trace!! ;)
I prefer cash - harder for the taxman to trace!! ;)
Used 20s do you?
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 23:45
Fine scastle!!
Leave 'em in a brown paper bag behind the bus shelter will you?? ;)
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 23:46
ok bexy - i bid £20 for paul!!
no mud wrestling this time!!
ok bexy - i bid £20 for paul!!
no mud wrestling this time!!
but im sure the lads would enjoy watching that lol
ok i bid 50quid
no mud wrestling this time!!
Awwww :mis: :sulk:
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 23:49
:eek: £50???? ?
Sorry Paul - I can;t possibly compete!!
I declare bexy the winner!!
handyman
17-11-2003, 23:49
Mark - do you take American Express?? :naughty:
that will do nicely chim. :)
No fighting ladies ;) Now why do I think a PM or messenger situation triggered that burst of bidding?
that will do nicely chim. :)
so u dont want my bid fine <stomps off in a childish manner>
Now why do I think a PM or messenger situation triggered that burst of bidding?
would i do that? :eeek:
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 23:53
And would I do that?? :naughty:
And would I do that?? :naughty::erm:
And would I do that?? :naughty:
Interesting, so what WOULD you and Bexy do;)
Might get the bidding going LOL
Chimaera
17-11-2003, 23:57
Thirty quid for stu!! (and I havent even met him!!)
i blew my bank balance on bidding for hm :cry: and paul
you win this one chimmy
Thirty quid for stu!! (and I havent even met him!!)
yet!! :naughty: :D
Chimaera
18-11-2003, 00:00
YAY!!!!!
So what u doin Friday young stu?? :romance:
ok five minutes then bids over
Chimaera
18-11-2003, 00:07
Right who's next young bexy??
Chimaera
18-11-2003, 00:10
15 quid for keith!!;)
bids over
ok as it stands:
paul.....won by moi
ramrod......won by moi and chimmy
stu..won by chimmy
hm.......umm maybe joint with moi, and chimmy (since debs didnt confirm bid)
keith..won by chimmy
chimmy..won by stu
bexy....won by nemmy
bids over
ok as it stands:
paul.....won by moi
ramrod......won by moi and chimmy
stu..won by chimmy
hm.......umm maybe joint with moi, and chimmy (since debs didnt confirm bid)
keith..won by chimmy
chimmy..won by stu
bexy....won by nemmy
oh well i was in the bath, never mind :shrug:
oh well i was in the bath, never mind :shrug:
sorry chuck, we did say bids closed at 11pm and we over ran anyway :p
Chimaera
18-11-2003, 00:14
Erm - I seem to have 4 blokes (or part of them!)
Will do my rep the world of good! ;)
my work here is done...night all :kiss: to all
so how much was raised?
incog. :wavey:
Erm - I seem to have 4 blokes (or part of them!)
Will do my rep the world of good! ;)
well it never did my rep any harm :naughty:...joking
Chimaera
18-11-2003, 00:17
Goodnight bexy!!
Think i will go too - need to save my strength methinks!
my work here is done...night all :kiss: to all
nighty, have a good day if you can :erm:
nighty, have a good day if you can :erm:
trapising round london in rush hour :erm: methinks not :p
but thanks anyway hun
YAY!!!!!
So what u doin Friday young stu?? :romance:Looks like I am out in London with You.... :D :kiss: :ghugs: :Yes:
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