awful crimbo songs

[Maggy]

i've got a really horrible school christmas carol tune running through my head.you know the sort.one of the music teachers has 'composed' it.i had to cover music yesterday and it's still runnibg through my head a day later.

so tell me about the worst christmas song/carol you can and try to include lyrics for a little of the flavour.

i'll kick off

oh the long rocky road,long rocky road,
long rocky road etc,etc............


incog. :sick:

[Ramrod]

oh the long rocky road,long rocky road,
long rocky road etc,etc............


incog. :sick:Thankfully I don't know that one. As far as I'm concerned they are all dire...

[Chimaera]

Yeah - reminds me of the dreadful Christmas concerts I had to take part in as a child!! SCARY!!!!!!

[Maggy]

Yeah - reminds me of the dreadful Christmas concerts I had to take part in as a child!! SCARY!!!!!!

can you remember any lyrics or even a chorus?

incog :D

[Maggy]

Thankfully I don't know that one. As far as I'm concerned they are all dire...

and it was sung in descant too. :cry:


incog. :disturbd:

[Chimaera]

No thank goodness - have been erased from my memory with years of therapy!!

[Atomic22]

erm crap xmas songs i recall are......
merry xmas war is over - john lennon and yoko ego
mistletoe and wine - cliff richard
marys boy child - boney m?

there has been some good xmas songs though like...
stop the cavalry - jona lewie
fairytale of new york - kirsty macoll and the pogues

[Graham]

Apologies if I've mentioned this in here before, but for a *truly* horrific Xmas...

http://www.cthulhulives.org/solstice/

[Maggy]

sigh!covered music again.

discovered that the repetoire includes even worse songs with even more grisly lyrics and tunes.barely managed to prevent a revolt until they were promised that they could sing the old roy wood 'i wish it could be crimbo every day' at the end of the lesson. :D


incog. :beer:

[Chimaera]

Awww - poor Incog!

Enough to put you off Christmas for life! :)

[Theodoric]

For unadulterated wall-to-wall rubbish, you can't beat some of the golden oldies. For example:

All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Little Drummer Boy

Rockin Around The Christmas Tree

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Winter Wonderland

[Maggy]

For unadulterated wall-to-wall rubbish, you can't beat some of the golden oldies. For example:

All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Little Drummer Boy

Rockin Around The Christmas Tree

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Winter Wonderland

but all the above actually have character.the sort of songs i'm on about about are insipid cr*p written by rank amateurs who are trying to 'educate' children.sort of crimbo rock opera.


incog. :(

[Chris]

Umm ... What about Chris de Burghs appalling epic, Spaceman Came Travelling...

(as used by our Sunday School some 20 years ago as the inspiration for an 'alternative' nativity play in which myself and a primary school chum had to dress up as aliens and show up at the stable? We had green makeup on our faces and *ahem* green tights on. Thankfully this was all before video cameras were in widespread use.) :disturbd:

[Maggy]

Umm ... What about Chris de Burghs appalling epic, Spaceman Came Travelling...

(as used by our Sunday School some 20 years ago as the inspiration for an 'alternative' nativity play in which myself and a primary school chum had to dress up as aliens and show up at the stable? We had green makeup on our faces and *ahem* green tights on. Thankfully this was all before video cameras were in widespread use.) :disturbd:

oh yes,i had managed to expunge that one from my memory. :shocked:

incog. :sick: