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zaax
01-11-2003, 04:05
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because ...

1. Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.

2. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent 'clackers' on our wheels. (I think you will find they were known as spokey dokeys - some old git wrote this)

3. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

4. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.

5. We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

6. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this.

7. We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

8. We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

9. We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends we went outside and found them.

10. We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt.

11. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no lawsuits. We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

12. We played knock-down-ginger and were afraid of the owners catching us.

13. We walked to friend's homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

14. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

15. We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

16. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.They actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them. Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

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This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face:

The majority of students in universities today were born in 1983........They are called youth.

1. They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel.

2. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena or Belinda Carlisle.

3. For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.

4. AIDS has existed since they were born.

5. CD's have existed since they were born.

6. Michael Jackson has always been white.

7. To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

8. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are Films from last year.

9. They can never imagine life before computers.

10. They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, Red Hand Gang or the Famous Five.

11. They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

12. They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and don't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.

13. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

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Now let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.

3. Your friends are getting married/already married.

4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.

5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.

7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again all the funny stories you have experienced together.

8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too...

Yes, you're getting older!!!!

Paul
01-11-2003, 12:18
:lol:

Yep, I agree with most of this - and I survived being a kid in the late 60's and early 70's :D


Edit: Damn, I wish these forums would all have the same smilies :rolleyes:

Tricky
01-11-2003, 16:27
Eeeek - I was doing that in the 70's 80's and am still doing many of them now!!! (Doomed!)

Richard M
01-11-2003, 16:43
Hehe...I was born in the 70's myself so I can agree with all that above. :D

aliferste
01-11-2003, 18:20
Im Young I Tell You .......yoooooooooooooung!!!!

keithwalton
01-11-2003, 18:43
Well i was born in '83 and well i'm afraid i have to disagree with most of that lot, 3-7 are facts and so are correct, the rest is just a load of hog wash of course we know there was life before tv, computers and mobiles phones.
Jim'll fix it is certainly around my era same with a team etc.

Sorry to p*ss on your fire but 'the youth' of today, especially as you mentioned the uni population are not narrow minded we know of our past well and shall not make the same mistakes our ancestors have done !

K

iadom
01-11-2003, 19:21
and shall not make the same mistakes our ancestors have done !

K
Of course not, you will be to busy making mistakes all of your own.:rolleyes: :)

Escapee
01-11-2003, 19:25
Born in 66 and it's all familiar to me!

Out with a woman last night who is approx 10 years younger (28) and she had never heard much of the music in "Flares" in Cardiff.

She thought I was on another planet as I was singing along to Tiger Feet, Monster Mash and Under the moon of Love!

I am old........

Bex
01-11-2003, 19:25
The majority of students in universities today were born in 1983........They are called youth.

1. They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel.

2. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena or Belinda Carlisle.

3. For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.

4. AIDS has existed since they were born.

5. CD's have existed since they were born.

6. Michael Jackson has always been white.

7. To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

8. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are Films from last year.

9. They can never imagine life before computers.

10. They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, Red Hand Gang or the Famous Five.

11. They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

12. They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and don't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.

13. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

i disagree...ok i wasn't born in '83 but come on two eyars earlier doesn't make any diff.......and i did most of these....a team was one of my fav tv programmes and i alos love jim'll fix it...he never fixed it for me :bigcry: