Does my bum look big in this? [Archive]

Maggy

29-11-2005, 19:44

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4478760.stm

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

LemonyBrainAid

29-11-2005, 20:02

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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homealone

29-11-2005, 20:03

amazing, really, what with this 'garment', chicken fillets, ceramic nails, false eyelashes, other 'make up', and that is without touching on plastic surgery - a massive industry based on female insecurity about their looks.

I don't know what is worse, (as in sad), a woman who feels herself so inadequate, as to need these 'aids', or the men who are attracted to such a false image.

- and I do appreciate men fool themselves with toupee's, hair dye, etc, as well, and the same applies.

- and I am not against subtly enhancing good features, just blatant pretending to be something you are not (not you Incog ;) )

Graham

29-11-2005, 22:30

<sings>

I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery...! :D

nffc

29-11-2005, 22:45

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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no butt yes butt no butt yes butt...

basa

30-11-2005, 13:12

amazing, really, what with this 'garment', chicken fillets, ceramic nails, false eyelashes, other 'make up', and that is without touching on plastic surgery - a massive industry based on female insecurity about their looks.

I don't know what is worse, (as in sad), a woman who feels herself so inadequate, as to need these 'aids', or the men who are attracted to such a false image.

- and I do appreciate men fool themselves with toupee's, hair dye, etc, as well, and the same applies.

- and I am not against subtly enhancing good features, just blatant pretending to be something you are not (not you Incog ;) )

Absolutely well said :tu:

Personally I prefer the 'before'. :erm:

Maggy

30-11-2005, 13:16

I can catergoticaly state I need no such enhancement to my posterior.Quite the reverse in fact. ;)

However people will just have to accept me the way I am.If they can't then rollocks to them. :p:

budwieser

30-11-2005, 18:54

<sings>

I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery...! :D

Nice bit of Queen there Graham!:) Not heard that for a long while.:D
Fat Bottomed Girls!:D

Russ

30-11-2005, 18:57

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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Agreed - give me a nice curvy bum anyday - much better than a skinny flat one.

Slyder

30-11-2005, 19:07

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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but dont you feel sea sick when your round the back giving it large and watching the water ripple so to speak ?

Graham

30-11-2005, 19:31

<sings>

I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery...! :D

Nice bit of Queen there Graham!:) Not heard that for a long while.:D
Fat Bottomed Girls!:D

They make the rockin' world go round! ;)

Chimaera

30-11-2005, 19:35

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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but dont you feel sea sick when your round the back giving it large and watching the water ripple so to speak ?
*ahem* He's only a lickle lad so I doubt it! :blush:

LemonyBrainAid

30-11-2005, 19:46

*ahem* He's only a lickle lad so I doubt it! :blush:
I was gonna say... :angel:

Chimaera

30-11-2005, 19:50

I understand - you're at the 'looking and not touching' stage! :D

Halcyon

30-11-2005, 20:02

LOL.... lets keep this thread from getting an 18 certifcate shall we :)

Slyder

30-11-2005, 20:05

*ahem* He's only a lickle lad so I doubt it! :blush:

DoH!

My Bad...... dont worry lad... good things come to those who wait blah blah blah... ;)

nffc

30-11-2005, 22:24

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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Agreed - give me a nice curvy bum anyday - much better than a skinny flat one.
Yes but as always (like t*ts) there's an optimum size either side of which is just plain wrong.

Slight diversion: did anyone see the snippet on P29 of the Mail where it says wearing dark colours (like black) makes your ar*e look smaller because darker colours make the contours of shapes less apparent to the eye...

Maggy

01-12-2005, 00:38

I like big butts and I cannot lie

...
Agreed - give me a nice curvy bum anyday - much better than a skinny flat one. Yes but as always (like t*ts) there's an optimum size either side of which is just plain wrong.

Slight diversion: did anyone see the snippet on P29 of the Mail where it says wearing dark colours (like black) makes your ar*e look smaller because darker colours make the contours of shapes less apparent to the eye...

The black makes you look slimmer and white makes you look fatter theory?Known that for years...;)