View Full Version : Coffee boosts Sperm
downquark1
14-10-2003, 08:29
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3189224.stm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3189224.stm
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bexy keeps away from men who drink coffee :rofl:
Tobacco has no effect on sperm quality but can lead to erectile dysfunction, the same research has found.
this surprises me actually....considering what the gov put on cig packets.....and also i heard menthol cigs were BAD for a bloke's sperm count :erm:
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster ;) Think I had better cut down my coffee intake :disturbd:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3189224.stm
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It says that coffee helps motility but nothing about sperm count.....I always thought that caffein was bad for sperm count.
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster ;) Think I had better cut down my coffee intake :disturbd:
:rofl: :rofl:
maybe people will start using it as a "wonder drug" if they can't get preggers.....can imagine women all over the world, forcing their spouses to drink more coffee :rofl:
Will certainly help keep them awake a bit more ;)
Will certainly help keep them awake a bit more ;)
indeed...........:naughty:
downquark1
14-10-2003, 13:27
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster ;) Think I had better cut down my coffee intake :disturbd:
Yes I was going to say this was a Kronas type post but, we promised not to make fun of him in another thread didn't we?
ian@huth
14-10-2003, 13:32
Brings a new meaning to the question "How about coming back to my place for coffee?".
How do they drink it though?
Reminds self to stock up on the old Nescafe from Asda :naughty:
Reminds self to stock up on the old Nescafe from Asda :naughty:
:erm: watch out men :rofl:
You know as soon as I saw this on the news this morning I knew that it would appear here.Only I though kronas would be the thread starter.I half won the bet with myself.I'm richer by 25p.I see Paul and I think along the same lines.
Now how do I persuade the old man to forswear coffee for the next 10 years?
Incog.
zoombini
14-10-2003, 15:26
Hmm, do you rub it on?
Does it make the sperm more hyper, touchy & bitchy?
When it wears off, do the sperm then slow down to almost stopping, like what happens to me after drinking lots of coffee & it wearing off.
Does cappuchino make things go better than ordinary?
I'll say nowt about the chocolate bits... :D
will nescafe get sued ? erm it's a thought, are they responsible for my kids :dunce:
will they have to start putting warnings on the jars.
caffeine seriously increases the risk of pregnancy, stress and poverty.
downquark1
14-10-2003, 17:12
You know as soon as I saw this on the news this morning I knew that it would appear here.Only I though kronas would be the thread starter.I half won the bet with myself.I'm richer by 25p.I see Paul and I think along the same lines. I know, I wanted to get here before kronas, but it's strange how these things make the more popular threads. :rolleyes:
Can I sue PG then for firing blanks?
cheeky little monkeys.
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