DigitalShadow
24-07-2009, 16:20
Tickets this way for the Broadband Express
Come and watch HD streams at your desk
Or watch other wives being naughty alone upstairs
Or kids shooting others in their crosshairs
What sound on earth could ever replace
a geek laughing at his rediculous download pace
Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
Is why HDD's and blu-ray were kindly invented
To calm us all down, stop us going mental
These are the Broadband life's basic essentials
It is worth every penny, they're spending our taxes
Lord Carters stupid head we hate, but we will pay the taxes
Imagine a Britain without Downloaders and Pirates
We'll sell our organs for faster upload you hear
Make STM history, faster broadband now
Make STM history, faster broadband now!
(Perhaps I should get back to work)
Come and watch HD streams at your desk
Or watch other wives being naughty alone upstairs
Or kids shooting others in their crosshairs
What sound on earth could ever replace
a geek laughing at his rediculous download pace
Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
Is why HDD's and blu-ray were kindly invented
To calm us all down, stop us going mental
These are the Broadband life's basic essentials
It is worth every penny, they're spending our taxes
Lord Carters stupid head we hate, but we will pay the taxes
Imagine a Britain without Downloaders and Pirates
We'll sell our organs for faster upload you hear
Make STM history, faster broadband now
Make STM history, faster broadband now!
(Perhaps I should get back to work)