Great Headline

[Salu]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8110103.stm

Cracking headline....can you do any better??

'Surprise' prostate result probed

Researchers are probing an unexpected success in a study of an experimental treatment for prostate cancer.

In three men with advanced disease, use of an immune drug called ipilimumab, shrank their tumours to such an extent surgeons were able to operate.

The Mayo Clinic team in the US said the "startling" results in the study of 108 men had prompted them to set up a second trial using higher doses.

[gazzae]

Give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo.

[Derek]

Copper stolen from police station

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8109455.stm

[Matty_]

Reminds me of the "Homer takes Ned Flanders to Vegas" Simpsons episode where there story after they got married/kicked out was that they got beamed up by aliens and Flanders was gang probed :o:

[Hom3r]

Here's some that I have collected over the years, Obviously they weren't thinking.

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
War Dims Hope for Peace

[Hugh]

There was the one only five days ago -

Flu risk "still low" after death (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8099987.stm)