Anonymouse
12-04-2009, 16:03
No, the title isn't a typo. I saw this in Sainsbury's and it made me laugh so much I bought a bar.
For control of those unexpected urges.
DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts.
WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this may aggravate your condition.
IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE.
GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING.
FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME FREQUENTLY.
:D
More of the same here (http://www.bloomsberry.com/).
For control of those unexpected urges.
DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts.
WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this may aggravate your condition.
IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE.
GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING.
FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME FREQUENTLY.
:D
More of the same here (http://www.bloomsberry.com/).