BB toilet in the Luton area

[Steve007]

Anyone else having trouble?

[Raistlin]

What?

"BB toilet in the Luton area"?

I can't possibly imagine any circumstances under which such a random statement could possibly make any sense.....care to enlighten us?

[Cobbydaler]

You mean there's a toilet in Luton where BB watches you? :shocked:

[Steve007]

Ok, it's not working properly in Luton AGAIN. Everything is chugging.

[WHISTLED]

The big brother water closet is in Luton and its not flushing?

[Raistlin]

Ok, figured out that BB = BroadBand.

So, you're having problems with a BroadBand toilet in Luton?

[whydoIneedatech]

Maybe the emails are Backed UP and need to be Flushed Out

[Jonathan90]

lol from my gues it that his virgin broadband is a load of crap because of oversubscription and virgin won't do anything lol

[whydoIneedatech]

He's probably Flushed with anger and feels Virgins pulling his Chain!!

[Maggy]

He's probably Flushed with anger and feels Virgins pulling his Chain!!

Ok have you eaten my friend Nugget?Or are you his brother? ;):D

[whydoIneedatech]

I just thought it was his way of Panning Virgin and he was up the said Creek without a paddle or just Peed off!!

[mentalis]

First Internet cafes, now broadband toilets. That's progress. They were talking about laying cables in the sewers. It sort of makes sense to terminate the lines in the toilet.

[whydoIneedatech]

Make change from reading the paper you could Log on! and surf the net or try some online poker till you get a Flush

[G UK]

http://www.google.com/tisp/

[whydoIneedatech]

http://www.google.com/tisp/

I think he's found Luton.

[homealone]

Come on people, can't anyone help, he's only asking for a cistern (se) ;)

[whydoIneedatech]

Stop it you are making me Flush

[Raistlin]

Honestly, I'd help if I was sure I understood what the OP was asking :erm:

[Cobbydaler]

I'm bowled over, I don't think I can handle this...

[whydoIneedatech]

I think he has done his business and bogged off

[homealone]

I think he has done his business and bogged off

or just stalling ? :D

[whydoIneedatech]

or just stalling ? :D

Maybe he needed somewhere to put his Stool.

[homealone]

Maybe he needed somewhere to put his Stool.

and hope it wasn't cubicle - that would hurt ;)

[Uncle Peter]

Could be STM.

Subscriber Toilet Management

[whydoIneedatech]

and hope it wasn't cubicle - that would hurt ;)

Probably bricking it not wanting to break a grape:shocking:

[danielf]

Maybe he needed somewhere to put his Stool.

To sit on, whilst knitting a brown sweater...

[Central]

Could be STM.

Subscriber Toilet Management

Limited to one sheet?

[whydoIneedatech]

Limited to one sheet?

Of Triple Velvet?

[danielf]

I think the OP just got a really bum deal.

[NTLVictim]

Please use both sides of the paper.

[Central]

Of Triple Velvet?

No school paper. Its like John Wayne

Because it rough, tough, and takes no crap

[Uncle Peter]

Well hopefully the OP will check his log(s) before phoning TS.

Don't envy the tech being called out to that one. Talk about getting your hands dirty.

[Mal]

Well hopefully the OP will check his log(s) before phoning TS.Do people really do that? :)

[Uncle Peter]

Do people really do that? :)

It would be an interesting poll... but maybe not on CF :D

[Mal]

It would be an interesting poll... but maybe not on CF :DI wonder what the descriptors would be ;)

[Phormic Acid]

Try reducing your Maximum Transmission Unit. Your packets might be too big to fit through the pipe. Either that, or you need more fibre.

[Central]

Dark Fibre?

[multiskilled]

First Internet cafes, now broadband toilets. That's progress. They were talking about laying cables in the sewers. It sort of makes sense to terminate the lines in the toilet.

Could this be classed as a cottage industry. :D

[whydoIneedatech]

Could this be classed as a cottage industry. :D

Now that is just being cheesy and beyond the rim.

[funky_fones]

like everyone else virgin gave him a bum deal

[Angry@VMedia]

Well for yrs now people been sayin Virgin has been going down the toilet...

I blame Alex BROWN, after all, he's the BB Bog rat that lives in the sewers is he not?

Why has the OP not replied? does he not have anything to go on?

[whydoIneedatech]

He realized that it was all a tissue of lies and he was up the proverbial creek which was all backed up and knew he could not come out of the closet unless he was flushed with success and had finally managed to remove that cheese from his rim.

[Uncle Peter]

This thread is beginning to get a bit bogged down with double entendres methinks

[whydoIneedatech]

This thread is beginning to get a bit bogged down with double entendres methinks

I know it's full of it!!!:rofl: