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Has anyone else had this email this morning from Virgin Media?????
Quote:
"Hello you."
"At Virgin Media we keep our ear to the ground. We listen to our people and try to give them what they want. We want to keep you in the know too. That's what Virgin Media People are here for. There's not an event that passes us by or an offer that goes begging. So stay close and you'll not miss a thing."
I nearly fell off my chair when I read it. :LOL:
I want a good internet connection, that's stable and has constant download speeds. 20M that downloads at 20M off-peak, with a little drop off peak times (1M peak times is PANTS).
What do you guys want??????
tweetypie/8
09-02-2008, 10:26
Has anyone else had this email this morning from Virgin Media?????
Quote:
"Hello you."
"At Virgin Media we keep our ear to the ground. We listen to our people and try to give them what they want. We want to keep you in the know too. That's what Virgin Media People are here for. There's not an event that passes us by or an offer that goes begging. So stay close and you'll not miss a thing."
I nearly fell off my chair when I read it. :LOL:
I want a good internet connection, that's stable and has constant download speeds. 20M that downloads at 20M off-peak, with a little drop off peak times (1M peak times is PANTS).
What do you guys want??????
got one too.:erm:
What do you guys want??????
I'd like to get rid of this tinnitus. It's like a constant whining noise that never ends :)
xspeedyx
09-02-2008, 11:51
Pay Rise
I'd like to live in eddcase's world where everything is sunny and rosy and bright. Where there are rainbows and butterflies and nobody complains about anything.
;):D
Cerberus
09-02-2008, 12:24
:banghead:
I'd like to live in eddcase's world where everything is sunny and rosy and bright. Where there are rainbows and butterflies and nobody complains about anything.
;):D
Is this a song lyric? Didn't Dana do it at Eurovision one year? :D
zing_deleted
09-02-2008, 13:00
I would like a penis extention
I would like a penis extention
LOL! Over to you Noggo :D
Has anyone else had this email this morning from Virgin Media?????
Quote:
"Hello you."
Sounds like Chris Morris has taken over their PR department.
Down the Pub
09-02-2008, 13:15
Sounds like Chris Morris has taken over their PR department.
can't be right can it? chris morris deals with humour
.........................or is it taking the p/ss out of us?
Is this a song lyric? Didn't Dana do it at Eurovision one year? :D
maybe from my sub-conscious:D
If zinglebarb feels he's a bit short in the trouser department. He can ask for an upgrade and if he gets one he'll probably want a downgrade a month later, due to poor performance. I'm sure VM have got a plastic surgery clinic under the corporate umbrella.
:dig:
Delta Whiskey
09-02-2008, 15:03
I would like a penis extention
I thought you already were Cock o' the North. :D
I'd like to get rid of this tinnitus. It's like a constant whining noise that never ends :)
Leave the forum then ;) :p:
Kymmy
Cobbydaler
09-02-2008, 15:24
I'd like to get rid of this tinnitus. It's like a constant whining noise that never ends :)
Add all the moaners to your ignore list...
Might take you a few days.... :erm:
No not got it..Maybe they have sent it to my other other email addy that they so kindly deleted without telling me because they deemed that I wasn't using it enough.:erm:
I would like a penis extention
You should check your junk mail
If it's anything like mine you should get quite a few of those emails :D
Heehee, well done all - a laff now and then never hurt anyone did it? ;)
"Hello you."
"At Virgin Media we keep our ear to the ground. We listen to our people and try to give them what they want. We want to keep you in the know too. That's what Virgin Media People are here for. There's not an event that passes us by or an offer that goes begging. So stay close and you'll not miss a thing."
I keep getting stuck in the weird syntax of the quote. Does it mean that "they" try to give the listening VM "People" what they want rather than us, the tiresome punters?
And amongst the offers they're sure not to have missed is that, at £25/mth, even 10Mb is barely competitive with various LLU flavours of ADSL.
:shrug:
Anyhow, after careful consideration I've decided that what I'd really, really like is a choice of cable broadband ISPs.
(But then, if they'd been listening then they'd know that already?)
What's that?
"Engineers are investigating the problem and normal service will be returned as soon as possible"?
:shocked:
saabmania2
09-02-2008, 18:19
I would like a penis extention
go and get yourself a BMW then!!!! lol :rofl::rofl:
You should check your junk mail
If it's anything like mine you should get quite a few of those emails :D
Yes, but mine are from my wife. :(
Yes, but mine are from my wife. :(
:LOL:
fireman328
09-02-2008, 19:35
I got one and I am off net !
multiskilled
09-02-2008, 20:12
Mine went straight to the spam folder but the one about e-billing didn't. :confused:
Yes, but mine are from my wife. :(
You should get a new Russian wife then.
I get plenty of those junk emails too :p
Help save the world from loosers
Heehee, brillyunt. Not shore I gets it tho :dunce:
Pay Rise
Yep, or stop moving the goal post for our bonus.
Heehee, brillyunt. Not shore I gets it tho :dunce:
Did you click the link? http://loseloose.com/ :D
mentalis
11-02-2008, 07:37
Maybe if VM take their ear off the ground they may be able to hear what people are saying...
icestar2
11-02-2008, 07:41
Maybe if VM take their ear off the ground they may be able to hear what people are saying...
Have to agree - Listen to your customers rather than the ground ! lol :)
Did you click the link? http://loseloose.com/ :D
Yes. I hoped to play along with the misspelling in my post. Oh well :)
I would like a penis extention
Ahhhh....so that explains the uber hardware as soon as feasibly possibly.
You dont drive a Bugatti Veyron by any chance;)
---------- Post added at 11:16 ---------- Previous post was at 11:14 ----------
As i`ve alluded to before,be good to your customers,as well as your staff.
And your customers,and your staff will surely be good to you in return.
It`s not rocket science eh:rolleyes:
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