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dialanothernumb
02-10-2003, 18:57
I am casting for my new screenplay, NTHW The Movie. I wondered if you could help.

The lead roles of Frank (Harrison Ford), CraigJ (Matt LeBlanc (from Friends)), Russ D (Patric Stewart or Telly Savalas) and Undisputedtruth (played by himself) are already cast in principle (if not in stone). However I am open to suggestion there.

I'm still looking for a Neil, a Mick, a th'engineer and an Orangebird (aren't we all)

The script is still open for cameos to make an appearance (maybe Defiant?)

Budget to be about £12

Any suggestions?
th'engineer
02-10-2003, 19:02
I am casting for my new screenplay, NTHW The Movie. I wondered if you could help.

The lead roles of Frank (Harrison Ford), CraigJ (Matt LeBlanc (from Friends)), Russ D (Patric Stewart or Telly Savalas) and Undisputedtruth (played by himself) are already cast in principle (if not in stone). However I am open to suggestion there.

I'm still looking for a Neil, a Mick, a th'engineer and an Orangebird (aren't we all)

The script is still open for cameos to make an appearance (maybe Defiant?)

Budget to be about £12

Any suggestions?
th'engineer
02-10-2003, 19:03
BBKing has got to be in it and RDHW
dialanothernumb
02-10-2003, 19:06
BBKing has got to be in it and RDHW

Just so long as they can bring a bit of sex appeal to the thing. BB would have to play himself and Robin, well I was thinking Robin Williams?
BBKing
02-10-2003, 19:17
Don't talk to me about sex appeal, it's got me a 5 day old squalling farting bundle of joy* :)

Not sure who I'd play, some kind of secret volcano lair criminal madman would do me nicely. I've got the eyebrows for it.

*Actually, he's lovely, in case he's reading this 15 years from now on some archive site.
Gogogo
02-10-2003, 19:21
...Any suggestions?


Shoudn't this be in the Entertainment forum?

Suggest: Mr. Barclay Knapp to be played by Mr Marlin Brando, as in the Godfather, though I'm not sure he would consider anything less than £3,500 a day. OB could be Mr Knapps' personal assistant.

:eeek:
handyman
02-10-2003, 19:22
you have to have a handyman ;)
something to get the girls watching :naughty:
Chris
02-10-2003, 19:24
What do I have to do on this forum to become notorious enough to be played by anyone at all? :)
dialanothernumb
02-10-2003, 19:27
Shoudn't this be in the Entertainment forum?



Sorry, yes it should. My site navigation has gone to pot (or Pot). Must be this gorgeous new site that's dazzling me.

Any mods around who could move it?
dialanothernumb
02-10-2003, 19:29
There'll be a fleeting appearance of UDPants as a toiletcleaner witha dark secret. Told you he'd be back
dialanothernumb
02-10-2003, 19:31
What do I have to do on this forum to become notorious enough to be played by anyone at all? :)

Brian Blessed's not yet confirmed for this role so I didn't want to pre-empt the press release. You were to be played by Dame Thora Hurd, but the mortality clause blew it for her. If it makes you feel better she was sooo looking forward to it as her most challenging role to date (or at least since Last of the Summer Wine)
ic14
02-10-2003, 20:03
How about me ;)
Me and kronas in a war to the death! lol

(only j/king kronas :):D)
dialanothernumb
02-10-2003, 20:29
How about me ;)
Me and kronas in a war to the death! lol

(only j/king kronas :):D)
It's an 18 cert
Steve H
02-10-2003, 20:54
Sorry, yes it should. My site navigation has gone to pot (or Pot). Must be this gorgeous new site that's dazzling me.

Any mods around who could move it?

Il get it moved :)
altis
02-10-2003, 21:31
Can we afford Brains of Thunderbirds to play RDHW?

Sorry Robin ;)
Ramrod
02-10-2003, 21:40
Don't talk to me about sex appeal, it's got me a 5 day old squalling farting bundle of joy* :)

Not sure who I'd play, some kind of secret volcano lair criminal madman would do me nicely. I've got the eyebrows for it.

*Actually, he's lovely, in case he's reading this 15 years from now on some archive site.
congrats :)
Chris
02-10-2003, 21:42
Don't talk to me about sex appeal, it's got me a 5 day old squalling farting bundle of joy* :)

Not sure who I'd play, some kind of secret volcano lair criminal madman would do me nicely. I've got the eyebrows for it.

*Actually, he's lovely, in case he's reading this 15 years from now on some archive site.

:beer:

Yay! welcome, BBKing JR.
homealone
02-10-2003, 22:09
<snip>*Actually, he's lovely, in case he's reading this 15 years from now on some archive site. *

- another entry in the archive for you, BB - mine is 20 - when is he leaving home?:D - enjoy:)
Maggy
02-10-2003, 22:23
I am casting for my new screenplay, NTHW The Movie. I wondered if you could help.

The lead roles of Frank (Harrison Ford), CraigJ (Matt LeBlanc (from Friends)), Russ D (Patric Stewart or Telly Savalas) and Undisputedtruth (played by himself) are already cast in principle (if not in stone). However I am open to suggestion there.

I'm still looking for a Neil, a Mick, a th'engineer and an Orangebird (aren't we all)

The script is still open for cameos to make an appearance (maybe Defiant?)

Budget to be about £12

Any suggestions?

I'm hurt!No mention of me at all!!!!!

Never mind...sob...sob...I'll get over it....sob!

Incog.:cry:
downquark1
02-10-2003, 22:47
I'm hurt!No mention of me at all!!!!!

Never mind...sob...sob...I'll get over it....sob!

Incog.:cry:You could be played by Clarissa Dixon-Wright.


Downquark1 hides from incogs wrath




I can hear the deep, gruff american voice now:
"
One man thrown aside from years of faithful service,
A community divide, [flashes of Frank and andre]
Mistrust develops into treachery [flashes of Russ Spamming]
This is a story of the:
Deceitful [flashes of Craig]
The intelligent [Robin Walker]
The controversial [Me, Russ, Towny and graham in one of our 'debates']
The passionate [Kink]
The smilies (played by Rowan Acktinson)
And the darn right annoying [Kronas]
Based on a true story
This summer find the truth behind NThellworld
[some dramatic music]
A great "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" [probably kronas after someone insulted Avil Lavegn]
Rated 15"
Maggy
02-10-2003, 22:59
[QUOTE=downquark1]You could be played by Clarissa Dixon-Wright.


Downquark1 hides from incogs wrathQUOTE]

Hmm!She talks posher than I do.I'm far more common than that.I don't keep my feet on the gryind,I keep them on the ground.

So how many members of the feminine persuasion would be represented?

Incog. :)
Stuart
03-10-2003, 00:25
Chimaera could be played by Barbara Windsor :D
Chimaera
03-10-2003, 00:51
Poor Stu - you would have been sooooo disappointed if you had come to the meet!!! :eek:
(Barbara Windsor indeed!!) LOL :D
kronas
03-10-2003, 01:15
And the darn right annoying [Kronas]
[some dramatic music]
A great "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" [probably kronas after someone insulted Avil Lavegn]
Rated 15"

im not annoying im just too nice :)

hmmmmm.......avril lavigne :romance:

How about me ;)
Me and kronas in a war to the death! lol

(only j/king kronas :):D)

i know.........

downquark1 as immature kiddie
ic14 as immature brother

kronas mature young adult a leader of the local one man crime gang ready to get rid of the nations "kiddie" antics :rolleyes:

chimaera as mature old zimmer framed lady

kink the local mistress

bbking local techy who likes his hardware and haxxors it

scastle the local silent hitman who strikes when you least expect it

caspar = noob j/k

hmm thats all my warped mind can think of at this point
kronas
03-10-2003, 02:30
mature :rofl:


i dont see anything funny i mean your mental stability could easily be placed on a 1p coin :rofl:
kronas
03-10-2003, 02:42
what you trying to say, i'm mental :)


yes boy i am :Peace:
kronas
03-10-2003, 02:47
thats the nicest thing anybody has ever said about me, thanks kronas :D

no problem see im a nice guy :p :D
th'engineer
03-10-2003, 08:31
now i thought of tommy lee jones to play myself
Scarlett
03-10-2003, 08:55
How about a stunning plot twist when we all find out that kronas is Avril Lavigne.

I'd save that till the last 5 minutes of the film so that we can string it out to a sequal
zoombini
03-10-2003, 08:59
Hmm, given the recent happenings, would CraigJ get killed off within the first 5 mins?

Who would be doing the theme songs? I can guess who Kronas wants to do it..
dialanothernumb
03-10-2003, 09:17
Hmm, given the recent happenings, would CraigJ get killed off within the first 5 mins?..

Depends on the spin you want to hear. CraigJ as the misunderstood hero would have to be played by Harrison Ford in a replay of his role in "The Fugitive" racing against time to prove his innocence... or Craig as the "guilty as sin", wicked evildooer played by Alan Rickman?


Who would be doing the theme songs? I can guess who Kronas wants to do it..
I was thinking the Wurzels with "Oi got a bran' new URL and I'll give you access", but Kronas, if you think Avril could pull off a Somerset accent, then the job's hers
Maggy
03-10-2003, 09:22
I was thinking the Wurzels with "Oi got a bran' new URL and I'll give you access", but Kronas, if you think Avril could pull off a Somerset accent, then the job's hers


:rofl::rofl::rofl:


Incog.
Lord Nikon
03-10-2003, 09:38
Can we afford Brains of Thunderbirds to play RDHW?

Sorry Robin ;)


You mean Hiram P Hackenbacker?

Cool.....

I don't know if even Hiram can act wooden enough though... lol
Lord Nikon
03-10-2003, 09:43
Depends on the spin you want to hear. CraigJ as the misunderstood hero would have to be played by Harrison Ford in a replay of his role in "The Fugitive" racing against time to prove his innocence... or Craig as the "guilty as sin", wicked evildooer played by Alan Rickman?


*cough* Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man


I was thinking the Wurzels with "Oi got a bran' new URL and I'll give you access", but Kronas, if you think Avril could pull off a Somerset accent, then the job's hers

Or...

When the mouse points, To the website
When kink goes Rolling in the hay
We'll mention Bovril, with lasagne
And kronas will grumble all day....

[chorus]
We're Rising From the ashes
They're taking .coms forums away
We're rising from the ashes
.com kicked out Craig Jones hooray
hooray hooray yay, hooray hooray yay
Chris
03-10-2003, 09:47
I think the whole thing should be done in The Comic Book Presents... stylee ... like their Hollywood re-telling of Ken Livingstone's fight to save the GLC.
Nemesis
03-10-2003, 09:55
Can I get a walk on part ?
Maggy
03-10-2003, 10:12
Is Kathy Burke free to play me?


Incog. :)
ian@huth
03-10-2003, 10:21
You can't have a film withou a priest and a couple of nuns. Russ must be favourite for the priest but what about the nuns?
dialanothernumb
03-10-2003, 10:23
Can I get a walk on part ?

.... to complement Craig's walk-off part?

Incog, I was thinking more Jodie Foster (if you'd like?)

Kronas.... what about Macauley Caulkin?

Towny, I reckon Geoffry Palmer for you, old boy.

UDT, I'm still struggling for a player for you. I was thinking Sean Penn or Don Rumsfeld
dialanothernumb
03-10-2003, 10:24
*cough* Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man



Or...

When the mouse points, To the website
When kink goes Rolling in the hay
We'll mention Bovril, with lasagne
And kronas will grumble all day....

[chorus]
We're Rising From the ashes
They're taking .coms forums away
We're rising from the ashes
.com kicked out Craig Jones hooray
hooray hooray yay, hooray hooray yay

M'Lord, you are creative when you regain consciousness
Chris
03-10-2003, 10:32
.... to complement Craig's walk-off part?

Incog, I was thinking more Jodie Foster (if you'd like?)

Kronas.... what about Macauley Caulkin?

Towny, I reckon Geoffry Palmer for you, old boy.

UDT, I'm still struggling for a player for you. I was thinking Sean Penn or Don Rumsfeld
Well he's got to be more than twice my age, but I like it...is he available?
MovedGoalPosts
03-10-2003, 10:53
There would need to be a capping subplot in there somewhere. That way you could develop a light side and dark side theme with a Bill Goodland Character ably hindered by a Craig character with NTHellworld rising from the ashes to save us all?
Chimaera
03-10-2003, 10:59
You can't have a film withou a priest and a couple of nuns. Russ must be favourite for the priest but what about the nuns?
Aw, now, come on - who else but me and kink?? :naughty:
Russ
03-10-2003, 11:35
You can't have a film withou a priest and a couple of nuns. Russ must be favourite for the priest but what about the nuns?

Me?? A priest??? I don't think so!!

And I think John Malcovich would be fine for me thanks. And as for neil on .com - check out that guy who plays DS Hunter in The Bill. I reckon he's a dead ringer for the Nizzmeister...if you added a few pounds ;) ;)
Stuart
03-10-2003, 13:26
Russ could be played by the guy that plays Victor Meldrew.
ic14
03-10-2003, 13:31
i know.........

downquark1 as immature kiddie
ic14 as immature brother
hahahaha so funny i forgot to laugh

:rolleyes:
Chris
03-10-2003, 13:35
Russ could be played by the guy that plays Victor Meldrew.Richard Wilson...

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2003/10/17.jpg
kronas
03-10-2003, 13:55
I was thinking the Wurzels with "Oi got a bran' new URL and I'll give you access", but Kronas, if you think Avril could pull off a Somerset accent, then the job's hers

:2up:

she has a sweet voice :romance:

it all depends on what the movie is really going to be like if its a romantic film then yep if its a bit of a 'dark' film then no if its something else then we shall see :drool:
kronas
03-10-2003, 13:58
*cough* Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man
When the mouse points, To the website
When kink goes Rolling in the hay
We'll mention Bovril, with lasagne
And kronas will grumble all day....


*gets ready for saturday's fight :ninja: :smokin:
Stuart
03-10-2003, 14:04
And as for neil on .com - check out that guy who plays DS Hunter in The Bill. I reckon he's a dead ringer for the Nizzmeister...if you added a few pounds ;) ;)
http://www.thebill.com/images/ch_characters/ch_characters_content/ch_heads_hunter.jpg


There you go Russ, and he's name is Scott Maslen..
downquark1
03-10-2003, 14:04
know.........

downquark1 as immature kiddie
ic14 as immature brother

kronas mature young adult a leader of the local one man crime gang ready to get rid of the nations "kiddie" antics
Console holy wars aye? Oh well at least we get to be martyrs
Stuart
03-10-2003, 14:05
Perhaps it could be the story of two people: UDT and rippedoff and their brave fight against the Evil that is NTL...
downquark1
03-10-2003, 14:09
Perhaps it could be the story of two people: UDT and rippedoff and their brave fight against the Evil that is NTL...

Knapp could be played by Gary Oldman
th'engineer
03-10-2003, 14:13
Bill Goodland couuld be played by George Bush Jnr
ian@huth
03-10-2003, 14:28
StuartW could be played by the guy in Back to the Future (forgot his name) who invented the time machine and he could unleash a virus onto the NTL network that uncaps everones cable modem.
Chris
03-10-2003, 14:33
So, to sum up so far...

http://www.sunnews.com/images/2002/0718/widowrgb.jpg
Harrison Ford as Frank

http://www.britmovie.co.uk/actors/r/images/007a.jpg
Alan Rickman as Craig J

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2003/10/7.gif
John Malkovich as Russ D

http://www.35mm.it/lanci/star/img/attoriedattrici/robinwilliams.gif
Robin Williams as Robin D H Walker

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2003/10/13.jpg
Gary Oldman as Barclay Knapp

http://www.ebts.dk/profiler/tommyleejones/tommy_lee_jones10.jpg
Tommy Lee Jones as th'engineer


https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2003/10/14.jpg
Kathy Burke as incognitas

http://www.phill.co.uk/people/pics/palmer.jpg
Geoffrey Palmer as towny

http://img.yupimsn.com/dm/gallery/52835_intro.jpg
Sean Penn as Undisputedtruth

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2003/10/15.jpg
George 'Dubya' Bush as Bill 'Cap' Goodland

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2003/10/16.jpg
Christopher Lloyd as StuartW

And introducing
http://www.little-stars.info/mac/photos/tn_fr118.jpg
Macaulay Culkin as kronas
handyman
03-10-2003, 14:37
I found someone to play me :)

introducing brad pitt as handyman
http://img.yupimsn.com/dm/gallery/46493.jpg

Also I have been told that frank bears a passing resemblance to this fellow -
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zojtPx4vJqkC:enterprise.hb.se/~data/trek/data

aka Brett Spiner
downquark1
03-10-2003, 14:38
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
th'engineer
03-10-2003, 14:40
what about orange bird who will play OB
handyman
03-10-2003, 15:54
what about orange bird who will play OB

She's blonde right? How about Reece Witherspoon
http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos42/reece-witherspoon.jpg
Atomic22
03-10-2003, 19:58
you would have to find an obnoxious git to play me...
any suggestions? (and no welsh,scouse,toon,brummie actors with silly accents) ahem

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Tiptoes
15-10-2003, 05:58
If Craig J is in it are there no sheep involved?
Page
15-10-2003, 06:59
I saw a sheep round here but it appears to have gone to a different field
Maggy
25-10-2003, 08:16
So is anyone writing the script?Do we have a producer and a director?

I can spare 10p for the production funding.

Incog. :)