words fail me!

[altis]

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Anyone else found any alternative presents for this Christmas.

[Mark W]

know a loved one that is a little egocentric and would like to be called doctor - or how about a phd?

not spoof ones - well, they are legally sound i think - but equally useless unless you want to sound important.

go to www.ulc.org and enrol in the Doctor of Philosophy in Religion or Doctor of Divinity course - for a fee naturally......

:)