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greencreeper
28-06-2005, 02:06
I don't think this has been done... :erm:

With a view to learning more about the mind and pysche of our members, tell us the contents of your bedside cabinet.

Top
Moisturiser with oats
Book on graduate careers
Used tissues
Various blister sheets of tablets, few emtpy ones
Loose change
Various receipts
Phone
AA battery
Appointment letter for dentist earlier in the year
Clock

Middle shelf
Long matches
25 packet of condoms, some missing
Bottle of silicon lube
Bandages
Allen key for the bed
Old BCS newsletter

Lower shelf
Various old letters
Dust cover for a pillow - dusty

nffc
28-06-2005, 02:09
This should be fun. I'm faffing around with furniture and I must have had three different cabinets by there, the PC desk is on one side now, and the other side is all my random spare pc parts, stereos, leads etc etc etc, also pencil cases, paper etc etc blah blah... a bit wrong I know.

Normally the usual stuff would be there... except the used tissues, the thought of that in the drawers makes me wanna puke...

shredder
28-06-2005, 02:09
hmmm there's nothing in mine - it's all been packed, so the remaining items are less than interesting - diary, lamp, phone charger umm and that's about it!

Halcyon
28-06-2005, 02:54
Hmmmmm, Interesting thread this.

I only have one drawer with a shelf underneath.
The shelf is full of "Future Music" and "DJ" magazines.
In the main drawer, I collect loads of junk from when I go out so there are concert tickets, postcards from when I've been on holiday, letters from friends, a packet of mints, a load of key rings from places I've been to, sun glasses, a pen, photos of family and friends, a phone top up voucher, and a few rocks I've collected from the beach.
Then the usual receipts, and the weirdest item of all ?.... a small mini spanish - english dictionary the size of a thumb.

Almost forgot, the top of the table has a bedside light and I have an alarm clock, a bottle of water, a small Olbas Oil bottle, and a marine wooden fish standing up too. A cinema ticket, and a postcard from Wales is also there.

Nidge
28-06-2005, 05:58
Mine consists of this.

1. Alarm clock

2. Mirror

3. Toothbrush charger

4. Aftershave

5. Electric Shaver

6. All the draws are taken up by the missus.

:Yikes: :Yikes: :Yikes: Now that is a shock.

Mr_love_monkey
28-06-2005, 08:32
6. All the draws are taken up by the missus.


How did you manage to cram her in there?

Richard M
28-06-2005, 08:55
I don't even have a bedside table. :p:

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 09:10
Urm, my cd player, various Marillion CD'S, Copies of Marie Claire, red, glamour, cosmo and lots of handbags

bopdude
28-06-2005, 09:16
TOP

Bedside lamp
Alarm clock
XDA earphones
A few pay slips and reciepts ( must file them )
13 mm spanner :shrug: ( must go back in toolbox )

INSIDE

Various bits of make up belonging to the GF ( honest ) ;)

Ramrod
28-06-2005, 09:22
I'm not telling :erm: :D

greencreeper
28-06-2005, 09:31
I have a tendency to empty my pockets onto the table before removing my jeans/trousers. The result is a build up of tissues, receipts, bus tickets and other junk.

Richard - no bedside table? Whose bed do you sleep in then, or does it vary? :D
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I'm not telling :erm: :D
Oh go on.

Ramrod
28-06-2005, 09:44
I'll admit to having a bedside light............ :D

greencreeper
28-06-2005, 09:52
I'll admit to having a bedside light............ :D
:D

It can't be any worse than Graham's :p:

bopdude
28-06-2005, 09:59
25 packet of condoms, some missing


I just re-read this thread, my my my, somebody going on holiday :shrug: or is that the norm :rolleyes: :D :shocked:

Mr_love_monkey
28-06-2005, 09:59
I just re-read this thread, my my my, somebody going on holiday :shrug: or is that the norm :rolleyes: :D :shocked:

Maybe he uses them for balloon models?

bopdude
28-06-2005, 10:02
I just re-read this thread, my my my, somebody going on holiday :shrug: or is that the norm :rolleyes: :D :shocked:

Maybe he uses them for balloon models?

:rolleyes: I forgot about that :D
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Still, thats a lot of models ;)

Nemesis
28-06-2005, 10:07
LOL, my drawer .... how long have you got .... completely full of crap ... in fact all 3 are.

bopdude
28-06-2005, 10:11
LOL, my drawer .... how long have you got .... completely full of crap ... in fact all 3 are.

Not your dresser of drawers, your bedside cabinet, now my draws on the other hand are full :naughty: :rolleyes: :D

Nugget
28-06-2005, 10:12
The drawer in mine is just full of all the crap that I can't be bothered with putting away properly - last time I checked, there were things in there that had discovered fire.

The shelves have got most of my graphic novels on (although there has been a fair amount of slippage so some of them are on the floor :) ). There's also a hip flask that's been there for almost two years that contains Archers Peach Schnapps, that I'm now afraid to open :D

As for the top, there is:

Lamp
2 Alarm Clocks (1 projects the time onto the wall, so I can see the time in the dark without my glasses on)
A toy Incredible Hulk
Beaker the Muppet
Various receipts
Current magazine
Current book
Currant bun
Oh, and my glasses and watch when I'm asleep :)

Nemesis
28-06-2005, 10:17
LOL, my drawer .... how long have you got .... completely full of crap ... in fact all 3 are.

Not your dresser of drawers, your bedside cabinet, now my draws on the other hand are full :naughty: :rolleyes: :D

My bedside cabinet has 3 drawers ... no clothes, but tools, but, badges, rubbish, allen keys, paper, keys, instructions, toys, etc ..

bopdude
28-06-2005, 10:20
LOL, my drawer .... how long have you got .... completely full of crap ... in fact all 3 are.

Not your dresser of drawers, your bedside cabinet, now my draws on the other hand are full :naughty: :rolleyes: :D

My bedside cabinet has 3 drawers ... no clothes, but tools, but, badges, rubbish, allen keys, paper, keys, instructions, toys, etc ..

My bad, sounds like you have a kitchen drawer in your bedroom, now that could be another thread, ' the, whats in ya kitchen drawers ' Nah, wont bother

Marge
28-06-2005, 10:21
but tools, toys, etc ..

:erm: do tell us more nemmy ;)

Jules
28-06-2005, 10:23
On the top I have a lamp, a clock/radio/phone combined, a jewelery box, tweezers, nail varnish and a couple of letters, the drawers just have odds and sods in them

bopdude
28-06-2005, 10:24
On the top I have a lamp, a clock/radio/phone combined, a jewelery box, tweezers, nail varnish and a couple of letters, the drawers just have odds and sods in them

And what langauge would the letters be in ??? :erm: French by any chance :naughty: :rofl:

Ramrod
28-06-2005, 10:37
:erm: do tell us more nemmy ;)Yeah.....I was going to pick up on that as well.............. :D

Nemesis
28-06-2005, 11:07
You lot are Soooooooo rude :D

Tools = Screwdrivers, penknives
Toys = Nintendo handheld games, space invaders, pack of cards.

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 11:10
Rammy it has to be something dodgy if you wont declaire it!

bopdude
28-06-2005, 11:11
Rammy it has to be something dodgy if you wont declaire it!

speaking of which .... come on, spill the beans ;)

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 11:12
Oh and I have just found my make up bag I have been looking for, Ill tell you one thing this thread makes you want to go and sort my shelves out
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I have!!!

Chris
28-06-2005, 11:25
A lamp, a clock, a leather CD case for the car that I've not filled yet (father's day present from son), The Potato of Doom (don't ask) (Father's day present from daughter), and two Bibles. :D

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 11:39
Why two bibles???

Chris
28-06-2005, 11:56
Why two bibles???

I knew someone was going to ask that ... :D Small leather-bound one is for daily reading and taking to Church on Sundays, the larger hard-back one has additional study notes and essays in it - more of a Bible and textbook combined.

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 13:24
Are you a church minister or an RE teacher???

Ramrod
28-06-2005, 13:34
speaking of which .... come on, spill the beans ;)Rearrange the following words: lips my sealed are! :D

Nugget
28-06-2005, 13:36
Rearrange the following words: lips my sealed are! :D

lips sealed are my?

Well, that doesn't explain it very well :disturbd:

Chris
28-06-2005, 13:40
Are you a church minister or an RE teacher???

Neither! I'm just a Christian. :)

AndrewJ
28-06-2005, 13:41
On mine, remote to tv and hifi, coffee machine, alarm clock.

Charger for phone and also keys to house.

Nemesis
28-06-2005, 13:42
speaking of which .... come on, spill the beans ;)Rearrange the following words: lips my sealed are! :D

Are my lips sealed ..... Mine aren't no ... :D

Paul K
28-06-2005, 13:52
Lamp, coaster for cup of tea at weekends, deodourant in bottom of cabinet and tissues for my cold (anyone want some germs? Going cheap to a good home :) ). Anything more would be sacrilege in our newly decorated and furnished room ;)

Halcyon
28-06-2005, 13:58
Oh I almost forgot, on the side there is a big sticker of Sonic the hedgehog.
Ahhh the good old days of Sega.

gazzae
28-06-2005, 14:06
I need to clean my bedside table up! Currently it contains...

On Top
3 Andy McNab novels
Bringing down the house by Ben Mezrich
Ugly Americans by Ben Mezrich
Chaper and Verse by Colin Bateman
Phone
Mobile
Alarm Clock
SpeakUp StandUP Wristband

First Drawer
Tissues
Condoms
Mobile phone charger
credit card bills
phone bills

Second Drawer
3 copies of FourFourTwo
2 copies of FHM
Old PSNI application letters
Powerball cord

Third Drawer
Laptop
Powercord

bmxbandit
28-06-2005, 14:17
i use an old wooden wine case (chateau siaurac 1988 :D) on which an alarm clock and bedside light are precariously balanced...

zoombini
28-06-2005, 14:35
Oh look, it's another "how much fluff have you got in your belly button hole" thread :D

Well I have brand new fitted bedroom units and my draws are empty & staying that way until I can find the box of misc crap that I put in the loft to fill the again.
Too much crap in it to note here, now as for er indoors draws, well that will be the entire models prefer collection or something.

Ramrod
28-06-2005, 14:50
Are my lips sealed ..... Mine aren't no ... :DIf I thought you actually knew what was in my bedside drawers I'd be worried :p: :D

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 14:53
why????

Nugget
28-06-2005, 14:55
why????

I think it's because he's got a chopped up body in there :disturbd:

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 14:57
or copies of gay times!!

nffc
28-06-2005, 14:57
why????

I think it's because he's got a chopped up body in there :disturbd:
who has? Ramrod or Nemesis?

Nugget
28-06-2005, 14:58
who has? Ramrod or Nemesis?

Probably both - they both strike me as being a little shifty :disturbd:

Ramrod
28-06-2005, 14:59
why????'cos that would mean Nemmy has been rifling through my drawers and that's just too weird to contemplate :D

nffc
28-06-2005, 14:59
who has? Ramrod or Nemesis?

Probably both - they both strike me as being a little shifty :disturbd:
but if you were gonna say... who would be the more shifty :disturbd: :erm: :woot:

allieyoung666
28-06-2005, 15:01
like I say there could be copies of gay times or bondage wear????

Chris
28-06-2005, 15:12
I have pruned the escalating off topicness from this thread. Let's keep it focused, please. :)

nffc
28-06-2005, 15:23
I have pruned the escalating off topicness from this thread. Let's keep it focused, please. :)
Killjoy :erm: ;) :cool: :(:)

zoombini
28-06-2005, 16:21
How can you focus on such a fluffy brained thread?

Angua
28-06-2005, 16:52
I think we need Grahams input on this one:erm:
:notme:

Graham
28-06-2005, 18:58
I'll admit to having a bedside light............ :D
:D

It can't be any worse than Graham's :p:

What's wrong with my bedside light...? :confused:

greencreeper
28-06-2005, 20:02
I just re-read this thread, my my my, somebody going on holiday :shrug: or is that the norm :rolleyes: :D :shocked:
<me strokes furry chest and adjusts medallion> :D

Nah - cheaper to buy in bulk.


i use an old wooden wine case (chateau siaurac 1988 :D) on which an alarm clock and bedside light are precariously balanced...
The distressed look huh :D


What's wrong with my bedside light...? :confused:
I was referring to your bedside cabinet. I have visions of multi-tier toolbox, with drawers, containing a series of toys, weights, allen keys, and so on :p:

dilli-theclaw
28-06-2005, 20:03
On - Radio controlled alarm clock. Laser printer. The Night of the Triffids

In/Under - Some 'Videos and dvd's' (Less said about theses probably the better :))

greencreeper
28-06-2005, 20:05
On - Radio controlled alarm clock. Laser printer. The Night of the Triffids
Bit of light bed time reading huh :erm:

dilli-theclaw
28-06-2005, 20:08
Bit of light bed time reading huh :erm:

Something like that :)

Theodoric
28-06-2005, 20:24
I don't even have a bedside table. :p:
But a bed, surely? :)

greencreeper
28-06-2005, 20:26
But a bed, surely? :)
Not necessarily. He may hang by his toes from the rail in the wardrobe.

Graham
28-06-2005, 22:10
What's wrong with my bedside light...? :confused:
I was referring to your bedside cabinet. I have visions of multi-tier toolbox, with drawers, containing a series of toys, weights, allen keys, and so on :p:

Actually I have a very nice oriental chest (box, before anyone starts making smutty comments) that I inherited from my maternal grandmother which I keep all my "toys" in...! :PP:

greencreeper
28-06-2005, 22:36
Actually I have a very nice oriental chest (box, before anyone starts making smutty comments) that I inherited from my maternal grandmother which I keep all my "toys" in...! :PP:
The classy master huh :D

ellie
29-06-2005, 13:36
At the moment the top of mine has ..pink/silver lava lamp, 2 framed photo's of me and my best friend, a lil cuddly bear holding a heart, the lead to my mobile battery charger, nail varnish, my student I.D card and a small bottle of mineral water ...The bit underneath is private https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/3.gif

Chris
29-06-2005, 13:39
...The bit underneath is private https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/3.gif

:nono: Now come on, no secrets here please. :)

dilli-theclaw
29-06-2005, 13:40
:nono: Now come on, no secrets here please. :)

No secrets???!!!

Come on - there's no way I'd let anyone know about my dvd's of Asia Carrera that are in my bedside cabinet.

Maggy
29-06-2005, 13:42
I don't have one..I do have an alarm and a bottle of water on the floor though.

ellie
29-06-2005, 13:50
https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/06/4.gif Now come on, no secrets here please. https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/9.gif

I would tell you https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/08/11.gif ..But what if my dad was to somehow wander onto this site one day and read it https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/09/11.gif https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/08/13.gif

Chris
29-06-2005, 13:52
Ah. Prophylactic devices, perhaps? I wouldn't worry, unless Li'l Miss Naughty is your real name, in which case your parents were quite prophetic when you were born and probably already know what's in your cabinet ;)

Come on, tell. And if it's just a Jilly Cooper novel I will be very disappointed. :p:

ellie
29-06-2005, 13:59
Ah. Prophylactic devices, perhaps? I wouldn't worry, unless Li'l Miss Naughty is your real name, in which case your parents were quite prophetic when you were born and probably already know what's in your cabinet https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/15.gif

Come on, tell. And if it's just a Jilly Cooper novel I will be very disappointed. https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/5.gif

Id have to hope he didnt click my profile then https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/7.gif https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/07/16.gif

And I would be very disappointed if it was just a jilly cooper novel in there https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/15.gif

..Oh they dont know what's in there because I dont live at home https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/3.gif

Paul K
29-06-2005, 14:02
Ah. Prophylactic devices, perhaps? :p:
That's it Chris, drag the thread down to the gutter ......... makes a change it not being me ;)

Chris
29-06-2005, 14:04
That's it Chris, drag the thread down to the gutter ......... makes a change it not being me ;)
Given the provocation, I could have stooped far lower ... ;) But I am a good Christian boy. :angel: :p:

ellie
29-06-2005, 14:09
Given the provocation, I could have stooped far lower ... https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/15.gif But I am a good Christian boy. https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/28.gif https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/5.gif

Provocation? https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/8.gif

I told you it was private ...didnt ask you to pry https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/15.gif https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/3.gif

Chris
29-06-2005, 14:10
Provocation? https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/8.gif

I told you it was private ...didnt ask you to pry https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/15.gif https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/3.gif

What, with your username, avatar and signature? You're simply inviting speculation. :D

Raistlin
29-06-2005, 14:12
What, with your username, avatar and signature? You're simply inviting speculation. :D

Wouldn't have called it "speculation" myself......or are we talking about something else now? ;)

ellie
29-06-2005, 14:16
What, with your username, avatar and signature? You're simply inviting speculation. https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/10/3.gif

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/06/3.gif