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Angua
20-06-2005, 13:27
I recently recived a small packet of compost throught the post (to do with the green waste collection) and it got me thinking about the sort of things that go through the post.:scratch:

So, whats the weirdest thing anyone has received?:eh:
homealone
20-06-2005, 13:32
boxes of live crickets for my sons Gecko - clearly marked 'Urgent - Live Insects' - the neighbours love takeing them in, if we aren't home :D
Nugget
20-06-2005, 13:33
4 individual teabags, with no letter or anything to explain why (or who, for that matter!).
Stuartbe
20-06-2005, 13:34
A plastic dog poo :D
Jules
20-06-2005, 13:36
A steel corset....don't ask
Nugget
20-06-2005, 13:38
A plastic dog poo :D

I was wondering where that had got to :D
Nemesis
20-06-2005, 13:39
A steel corset....don't ask

You can't do that ...... explain ...
Raistlin
20-06-2005, 13:40
My ex GF once received some knickers through the post.

They had been sent to her by one of her friends.....
nffc
20-06-2005, 13:44
4 individual teabags, with no letter or anything to explain why (or who, for that matter!).

Hmm, i wonder... now who could that be... :D
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My ex GF once received some knickers through the post.

They had been sent to her by one of her friends.....
That's a pants idea.
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A plastic dog poo :D

What a sh-t thing to send someone.
Jules
20-06-2005, 14:47
You can't do that ...... explain ...

Back problems

(details in pm ;) )
Graham
20-06-2005, 15:18
So, whats the weirdest thing anyone has received?:eh:

In my line of work it's more me *sending* stuff, but I don't consider it "weird"! :D
Jules
20-06-2005, 15:21
More details needed Graham :D
Graham
20-06-2005, 15:23
More details needed Graham :D

See the website link on my profile, otherwise I'll get into trouble :naughty: :angel:
Jules
20-06-2005, 15:24
I had to ask didn't I lol
greencreeper
20-06-2005, 18:45
I had to ask didn't I lol
Graham is our resident purveyor of all things pervy :D

I once received a set of cheap fridge magnets from BT - a selection of words that cannot form a sentence. Useful :dozey:

My dad has mealworms shipped to him, when his birds have chicks. It's the postman I feel sorry for.
Raistlin
20-06-2005, 18:48
birds have chicks

There's a film in that somewhere, I'm sure there is ;)
Ramrod
20-06-2005, 18:56
Back problems

(details in pm ;) )Except in a few cases, a corset is rarely the answer...........
greencreeper
20-06-2005, 18:59
There's a film in that somewhere, I'm sure there is ;)
Typical male lesbian fantasies :rolleyes: :D

Except in a few cases, a corset is rarely the answer...........
He just wants to get his hands on you, whyme - don't trust him :p:
xcdtowg
20-06-2005, 19:45
I got a mini deckchair thing through the post (the kind of thing you would but a mobile phone in i think) from Bournemouth uni. Not sure why :confused:
makikomi
20-06-2005, 19:52
I am perfectly serious about this...

A piece of python poo in a mix of oil and marmite.

I never requested it. It was sent to me by a (somewhat weird) friend of mine. I never understood why.

Apparently it was a response to me ordering a personalised kiddie's book for him - one of those ones where you supply the name of the kids and pets etc and you get the relevent details inserted into the story. I thought my present to him was amusingly weird, but his to me was just yuckky.
Graham
20-06-2005, 20:05
Back problemsExcept in a few cases, a corset is rarely the answer...........

However a weightlifter's belt is bloody good for lower back strains! I know, I've got one and it helps a lot :)
Ramrod
20-06-2005, 20:40
However a weightlifter's belt is bloody good for lower back strains! I know, I've got one and it helps a lot :)Just don't use it too much as it will probably weaken your abdominal and low back musculature.
Link to a study (http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/beltinj.html)
Dec 2000- In the largest study of its kind ever conducted, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's (CDC)'s National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health (NIOSH) found no evidence that back belts reduce back injury or back pain for retail workers who lift or move merchandise, according to results published today in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) Dec. 6th issue.
If I am asked, I tell my patients to try a belt and see if it helps--but to be aware that it will eventually weaken their muscles if used too much......
Jules
20-06-2005, 21:37
He just wants to get his hands on you, whyme - don't trust him :p:

If I lived nearer to him he could ;)
AndrewJ
20-06-2005, 21:38
This letter with red writing, saying something about bills and must pay.
Graham
20-06-2005, 21:54
However a weightlifter's belt is bloody good for lower back strains! I know, I've got one and it helps a lot :)Just don't use it too much as it will probably weaken your abdominal and low back musculature.

I don't, but (probably mainly due to bad posture, working sitting down and bent over etc) occasionally my back gets very uncomfortable and putting the belt on for a few hours supports the back and lets the muscles recover.
dilli-theclaw
20-06-2005, 21:57
I suppose the oddest thing I get in the post is black bullets;)
Graham
20-06-2005, 22:01
I suppose the oddest thing I get in the post is black bullets;)

:confused:

Stealth ammunition??
dilli-theclaw
20-06-2005, 22:03
:confused:

Stealth ammunition??

Black Bullets are small round cannon ball shaped sweets :)

My nan sends them down to me from up north...

http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/black-bullets-p-483.html
Ramrod
20-06-2005, 22:09
If I lived nearer to him he could ;)weheyyy :dmonk: :D
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I don't, but (probably mainly due to bad posture, working sitting down and bent over etc) occasionally my back gets very uncomfortable and putting the belt on for a few hours supports the back and lets the muscles recover.Try to sit better...... :)
Graham
20-06-2005, 22:09
:confused:

Stealth ammunition??

Black Bullets are small round cannon ball shaped sweets :)

My nan sends them down to me from up north...

Ah, right :)
Monster Jedi
20-06-2005, 23:28
I am perfectly serious about this...

A piece of python poo in a mix of oil and marmite.

I never requested it. It was sent to me by a (somewhat weird) friend of mine. I never understood why.

Apparently it was a response to me ordering a personalised kiddie's book for him - one of those ones where you supply the name of the kids and pets etc and you get the relevent details inserted into the story. I thought my present to him was amusingly weird, but his to me was just yuckky.

And it went straight down da hatch:drool: :D :erm: :eeek: :sick:
makikomi
21-06-2005, 22:34
And it went straight down da hatch:drool: :D :erm: :eeek: :sick:

.................................................. .................no.
Halcyon
21-06-2005, 23:58
A pack of pringles with no pringles in it.