Tennis player naked in Locker [Archive]

blackthorn

29-03-2005, 15:45

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/4389625.stm

Seems a very odd thing to do but everyone to there own I suppose.

punky

29-03-2005, 15:47

Sounds certifiable to me.

Maggy

29-03-2005, 15:48

you get one of these...

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:rofl:

Nugget

29-03-2005, 15:50

I hope he wasn't practising his lob while he was in there :disturbd:

Paul K

29-03-2005, 15:50

I like this quote
"He is not a small guy but very flexible. Very, very flexible."
Now, saying that about a naked guy that has just come out of the locker so to speak, could be seen as a mistake ;)

danielf

29-03-2005, 15:51

I hope he wasn't practising his lob while he was in there :disturbd:

He could have been mistaken for a ball boy....

Paul K

29-03-2005, 15:54

I hope he wasn't practising his lob while he was in there :disturbd:

He could have been mistaken for a ball boy....
Just as long as no one mentions strings or drop shots we should get past the censors ;)

Maggy

29-03-2005, 15:55

Strings?

I'm not often slow......but.... :confused:

Nugget

29-03-2005, 15:56

Just as long as no one mentions strings or drop shots we should get past the censors ;)

That's lucky - I should still be alright with my overhead smash gag then :D

danielf

29-03-2005, 16:00

That's lucky - I should still be alright with my overhead smash gag then :D

It all spin if you ask me...

Nugget

29-03-2005, 16:10

Just as long as no one mentions strings or drop shots we should get past the censors ;)

Strings?

I'm not often slow......but.... :confused:

Why? There's no mention of him playing the banjo while he was in there oops: :erm: :angel:

Maggy

29-03-2005, 16:24

Oh I see...but then only a bloke would think of pulling a string anyway... :rolleyes:

Paul K

29-03-2005, 16:28

Oh I see...but then only a bloke would think of pulling a string anyway... :rolleyes:
I could comment about females and strings but I'm too much of a gent to do so ;)

Stuart

29-03-2005, 16:29

At least the guy wasn't making a racket...

Nugget

29-03-2005, 16:32

At least the guy wasn't making a racket...

But it was a bit of a squash...

Paul K

29-03-2005, 16:34

At least the guy wasn't making a racket...

But it was a bit of a squash...
Must.... not.... mention....ball size..... or whacking balls against wall...... ;)

marina

29-03-2005, 16:45

Well the chap that found him said that his suspicions were aroused........
Is that what they call it now? ;) :D
But then if i'd found a naked french tennis player in my locker, MY suspicions would be highly aroused too :p:

Maggy

29-03-2005, 16:49

What I want to know is was he still wearing his socks? :)

marina

29-03-2005, 16:56

What I want to know is was he still wearing his socks? :)

He's french.... not english :LOL: ;)

Or are you letting us know something about yourself coggy and your liking for naked toned men in white cotton socks? :naughty: :p:

danielf

29-03-2005, 17:23

He's french.... not english :LOL: ;)

Or are you letting us know something about yourself coggy and your liking for naked toned men in white cotton socks? :naughty: :p:

Two words... Tim Henman :Yikes:

iadom

29-03-2005, 17:38

I wouldn't mind a naked tennis player in my locker at any time. Maria Sharapova will do nicely thank you.:naughty: :angel:

Earl of Bronze

29-03-2005, 17:54

I wouldn't mind a naked tennis player in my locker at any time. Maria Sharapova will do nicely thank you.:naughty: :angel:

I'd second that.

Anyone remember Gabriella Sabatini (sp), Argentinian lady from the early 90's. :naughty: :drool:

Tuftus

29-03-2005, 20:06

New balls please....

Maggy

29-03-2005, 20:16

He's french.... not english :LOL: ;)

Or are you letting us know something about yourself coggy and your liking for naked toned men in white cotton socks? :naughty: :p:

You mean french men always take their socks off?I bow to your superior knowledge!!! ;)

marina

29-03-2005, 20:23

Two words... Tim Henman :Yikes:

Two words........ Not likely :erm: :p:

You mean french men always take their socks off?I bow to your superior knowledge!!! ;)

Put it this way....... if the socks stay on........ i'm off..... french or not ;) :D
And if it's Tim the Tiger......miaow....... even without the socks :disturbd:

Theodoric

29-03-2005, 21:58

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/4389625.stm

Seems a very odd thing to do but everyone to there own I suppose.
What Llodra should have said was, "I'm just looking for my croat."