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So...........who is the wierdest person that you have had an erotic dream about? You must know what I mean......the dream that you wake up from.....shudder, and consider seeing a psychiatrist :D
Someone that I know (female--and will remain nameless)) had a naughty dream involving Tony Blair :disturbd:
C'mon.....spill the beans you lot :D
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 13:16
Um - well...... On reflection NO I don't think I will :)
:erm: Fairly embarassed to reveal this, but it's Cher. Well, surgery or not, she is not bad looking.
Um - well...... On reflection NO I don't think I will :)It's Michael Jackson, isn't it? :D:
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 13:19
It's Michael Jackson, isn't it? :D:
I've been found out!!! :(
:erm: Fairly embarassed to reveal this, but it's Cher. Well, surgery or not, she is not bad looking. :erm: :disturbd:
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C'mon......keep 'em coming :naughty:
Dave Stones
11-03-2005, 13:20
So...........who is the wierdest person that you have had an erotic dream about? You must know what I mean......the dream that you wake up from.....shudder, and consider seeing a psychiatrist :D
Someone that I know (female--and will remain nameless)) had a naughty dream involving Tony Blair :disturbd:
C'mon.....spill the beans you lot :D
have you been on the wacky backy today? first a thread about BCS waxing, and now this? :erm:
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 13:22
:erm: Fairly embarassed to reveal this, but it's Cher. Well, surgery or not, she is not bad looking.
Best post EVER! :rofl:
Um - well...... On reflection NO I don't think I will :)It's Michael Jackson, isn't it? :D:
I was going to reply to that, but my reply could be considered libellous..
gary_580
11-03-2005, 13:23
It's Michael Jackson, isn't it? :D:
eewwwwwww i wondered how the gloves got posted in the pictures thread!!
STONEISLAND
11-03-2005, 13:24
have you been on the wacky backy today? first a thread about BCS waxing, and now this? :erm:
:rofl:
Does make you wonder.
What about you Ram spill the beans and tell us. Bet you had one lastnight, sticky sheets hey Rammy? :naughty:
:D
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 13:26
This threads gonna have to be watched... :D
Dave Stones
11-03-2005, 13:28
watching but not contributing isnt fair :p:
skyblueheroes
11-03-2005, 13:29
This threads gonna have to be watched... :D
Ban them all.... :p: :D
gary_580
11-03-2005, 13:29
This threads gonna have to be watched... :D
you sound like .......... :D :rolleyes:
MovedGoalPosts
11-03-2005, 13:29
Me thinks Rammy is testing the limits. Odd how he gets away with it :D
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 13:29
Nothing wrong with a bit of voyeurism... :D
MovedGoalPosts
11-03-2005, 13:30
This threads gonna have to be watched... :D
Hmm, loitering with intent :erm:
watching but not contributing isnt fair :p:So contribute then.............. :D
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 13:31
This threads gonna have to be watched... :D
....closely :)
eewwwwwww i wondered how the gloves got posted in the pictures thread!!
someone uploaded it!!!!!!
ik
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 13:32
btw - my answer would probably be Miss Hooly (sp?)
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 13:33
Lucky sod...
Notice how rammy started the thread but didnt contribute to it... ;)
Dave Stones
11-03-2005, 13:33
So contribute then.............. :D
would if i could, but i've never remembered a dream in my life, erotic or otherwise :shrug:
btw - my answer would probably be Miss Hooly (sp?)Who's that? :confused:
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 13:35
Who's that? :confused:
From balamory - I'll try to find a picture
Notice how rammy started the thread but didnt contribute to it... ;)But I did mention Tony Blair :D
Lucky sod...
Notice how rammy started the thread but didnt contribute to it... ;)
I reckon he was the one that had a dream about Tony Blair.
Come on mate, come clean... Nothing to be ashamed about... :)
btw - my answer would probably be Miss Hooly (sp?)
here a link: :D :p: :erm: :rofl:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/balamory/hoolie/index.shtml
ik
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 13:38
I reckon he was the one that had a dream about Tony Blair.
Come on mate, come clean... Nothing to be ashamed about... :)
Eh - yes it is... :D
From balamory - I'll try to find a picture
poor lass, not exactly genetically blessed is she
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 13:39
poor lass, not exactly genetically blessed is she
Well if you don't want her I'll stick (:)) with my fantasies :)
allieyoung666
11-03-2005, 13:42
I cannot tell you as it is to weird!!!!!! And no Paul is not in it HA!!!!
I cannot tell you as it is to weird!!!!!! And no Paul is not in it HA!!!!Now you have to tell us! :dmonk: :D
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From balamory - I'll try to find a pictureI always knew there was something not quite right about you :erm: :D
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I reckon he was the one that had a dream about Tony Blair.
Come on mate, come clean... Nothing to be ashamed about... :)Gordon Brown, actually :D
allieyoung666
11-03-2005, 13:51
I cannot you will laugh.....so it is my ickle secret for now tee hee and Paul does not know what it is so do not go asking him HAHAHA
Lucky sod...
Notice how rammy started the thread but didnt contribute to it... ;)
I didn't think the over 60's had dreams ;)
Gordon Brown, actually :D
Better than Prezza isn't it? :)
I had a dream about a teacher once. She was a really nice lady... She was on the wrong side of 50 though (and looked it), so that makes it weird to some.
I cannot you will laugh.....so it is my ickle secret for now tee hee and Paul does not know what it is so do not go asking him HAHAHAJust PM me :tu: :D
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I didn't think the over 60's had dreams ;)Refuses to rise to the bait :p:
allieyoung666
11-03-2005, 13:54
See all the guys I dream about are about 15yrs older and I seem to like that. Paul is 8yrs older than me, I guess I just like the older man, as they are more experienced!!!!
See all the guys I dream about are about 15yrs older and I seem to like that."All the guys"? :erm:
Paul, I'd keep a close eye on this one if I was you :D
Refuses to rise to the bait :p:
Now that is definately a problem associated with over 60's ;)
allieyoung666
11-03-2005, 13:59
hes at work and you have to be cute looking, and I like hairy chests. ERM RAMROD you are only 7yrs older than me!!!!!! SO you are out of th frame
Jessica Alba for me ;) :naughty:
Dirty bugger all 3 at once :O never knew you had it in you, all this shock of having your own avatar got to you aint it ;) :rofl:
Jessica Alba for me ;) :naughty:
You've dreamt about her....you git! :mad: :D
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The Charmed ones ;)Ditto :mad:
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 14:03
:drool:
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 14:03
I always knew there was something not quite right about you :erm: :D
Well I haven't mentioned my 'thing' about nurse gladys emanuelle :)
Well I haven't mentioned my 'thing' about nurse gladys emanuelle :)
"Nurge"? Is this some strange sexual perversion I've not heard of before...?! ;)
(Althought that Arkwright's a lucky bugger!! :naughty: )
<ahhh the power to correct my spelling :)>
Jennifer Ellison can be a energetic one at times ;)
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 14:08
Anne Robinson...
Anne Robinson...
:Yikes: :disturbd: :eeek: :sick:
Anne Robinson...
God it makes sense now...
Now I know why you walk around with that crop-in-palm :)
Right sex done....goodbye you are the weakest winky.
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 14:14
Its my lust for power - what can i say.. :D
Its my lust for power - what can i say.. :D
Get therapy!! :D
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 14:15
You see the thing is - now that i have said it - your all gonna be thinking of Anne Robinson in bed now - so when you all drift off to sleep tonight - theres a good chance your gonna dream about her too...
Enjoy... :D
The strangest for me was a woman I worked with, who I actually hated.
All the guys used to hang around her and she would twist the boss around her little finger, I would stay well away from her and not communicate unless I had to. (I hate the love themself, twist you around their finger type)
One night I had this erotic dream about her :shocked: I told one of the guys in work who used to be friendly with her, and he couldn't stop laughing!
He said she mentioned a few weeks ago that she had a similar dream about you......... :Yikes:
ian@huth
11-03-2005, 14:25
You see the thing is - now that i have said it - your all gonna be thinking of Anne Robinson in bed now - so when you all drift off to sleep tonight - theres a good chance your gonna dream about her too...
Enjoy... :D
:eeek: Oh no. :Yikes:
The thought of dreaming about Anne Robinson laid there with a long line of Cableforum members waiting for their turn. Dozens of lusting men and women :erm: . Yuks. :sick: :sick: :eeek:
TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 14:27
https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/04/32.jpg
Hello Boys!
Anne Robinson...
Very
Very
Scared....
:D Dream about her any day of the week...definatly tasty :naughty:
You see the thing is - now that i have said it - your all gonna be thinking of Anne Robinson in bed now - so when you all drift off to sleep tonight - theres a good chance your gonna dream about her too...
Enjoy... :D
You evil genius! :nworthy:
dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 14:44
MMMmmm Anne - I wonder if she'll be naughty to me.:sleeping::romance:
MMMmmm Anne - I wonder if she'll be naughty to me.:sleeping::romance:Actually, I can see where you're coming from with the Ann Robinson thing :scratch: :tu: :D: :naughty:
Ah well I've had load sof dreams. I find dreams so funny at times.
Those who read my blog will have read about the one where I was flying thruogh the sky holding on to baloons.
Anyway, had dreams about Avril and Katie Holmes before.
But I guess the most strangest dream was about a teacher at school many moons ago.
Anyone else had erotic dreams about polititians? ......or anyone (in)famous? :D
You see the thing is - now that i have said it - your all gonna be thinking of Anne Robinson in bed now - so when you all drift off to sleep tonight - theres a good chance your gonna dream about her too...
Enjoy... :D
Oh no I'm not. I intend to dream about....Well that's my business and hopefully MY wet dream... ;)
Richard M
12-03-2005, 00:45
I often have erotic dreams about Angelina Jolie so I guess I'm lucky really... :D
I often have erotic dreams about Angelina Jolie so I guess I'm lucky really... :DThat you are........you ba*tard :dozey:
:D
There you all go, you can now dream about her all night long :D
allieyoung666
12-03-2005, 19:07
OMG Anne Robinson, whoever next the bride of wildenstien perhaps. Mine are usually rock muscicians and that is all I am saying. Anyway do not ask Paul as he only gets jealous as I think this guy[s] are real honeys!!! but they are not all in the same band might I add!!!!!!!
The Charmed ones ;)
oh really??? think someone should be banned from watching charmed on tuesday nights :LOL:
allie..... you don't dream about ozzy do you?:erm:
and rammy.... tony blair really? hmmmm something you want to share with the group ;)
for two consecutive days i have had three dreams about a girl i fancy :D
allieyoung666
12-03-2005, 19:22
I have had 3 dreams about the 3 guys I fanitize about hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG Anne Robinson, whoever next the bride of wildenstien perhaps. Mine are usually rock muscicians and that is all I am saying. !!!!Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams perhaps? :naughty:
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and rammy.... tony blair really? hmmmm something you want to share with the group ;)Wasn't my dream!
Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams perhaps? :naughty:
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Wasn't my dream!
the lady doth protest too much :naughty: :p:
for two consecutive days i have had three dreams about a girl i fancy :DLots of laundry to do then? :D
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the lady doth protest too much :naughty: :p:No.....I don't think she did. But she was a bit disturbed the next morning :D :disturbd:
Lots of laundry to do then? :D
no, i just used the kitchen roll and well..... ;)
Lots of laundry to do then? :D
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No.....I don't think she did. But she was a bit disturbed the next morning :D :disturbd:
:LOL: you know what i meant ;) :p:
Who else have I dreamed about?
Cat Deeley. She is cute, even if her face is slightly lopsided (as somebody at work pointed out)
Girls Aloud (bit thin now, but with a bit of extra weight could be sexy)
Jennifer Aniston (again, bit thin now, but was a babe when she weighed more).
paulyoung666
12-03-2005, 19:32
Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams perhaps? :naughty:
close but no cigar ;) :D :D :D
no, i just used the kitchen roll and well..... ;)pmsl :D
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:LOL: you know what i meant ;) :p:
I'm sure I don't know what you are on about :angel: :D
Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams perhaps? :naughty:
close but no cigar ;) :D :D :D
Lemmy from Motorhead?
Ozzy Osbourne?
pmsl :D
well one particular dream involved her and row of women :Yikes: :Sprint: they were all nekkid ' :shocked: :drool:
it was my room and on a double bed :D
allieyoung666
12-03-2005, 19:36
I shall give you a clue, one is from the Kendal in the lovely lakes and one is Canadian!!!!!! And the other one comes from Oxford!!!!! so ha that is all my friend!!!!!!
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I shall give you a clue, one is from the Kendal in the lovely lakes and one is Canadian!!!!!! And the other one comes from Oxford!!!!! so ha that is all my friend!!!!!! And no it is not either the porn star or the botox wrinkly, one is in my Avitar piccy!!!!!
A friend of a friend, who is female, used to dream about (and fancy like mad) Peter Reid, the football manager. He's a Liverpudlian, and was described to me as looking like an "ageing chimp". I looked, and had to agree!
Lemmy from Motorhead?
Hell...........If I was female :naughty: :D
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A friend of a friend, who is female, used to dream about (and fancy like mad) Peter Reid, the football manager. He's a Liverpudlian, and was described to me as looking like an "ageing chimp". I looked, and had to agree!
See pic...........pmsl :D
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I shall give you a clue, one is from the Kendal in the lovely lakes and one is Canadian!!!!!! And the other one comes from Oxford!!!!! so ha that is all my friend!!!!!!
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And no it is not either the porn star or the botox wrinkly, one is in my Avitar piccy!!!!!Nope.....still don't have a clue......which is my normal state :dunce: :D
allieyoung666
12-03-2005, 19:56
okay One Steve Hogarth, the singer from Marillion, I have meet him and he is proper lakey. But I am not telling you the other 2!!!!!! HAHAHA
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okay One Steve Hogarth, the singer from Marillion, I have meet him and he is proper lakey. But I am not telling you the other 2!!!!!! HAHAHA Here is 2 piccies of the lovely man!!!
TheBlueRaja
12-03-2005, 21:02
You evil genius! :nworthy:
I practice hard :D
allieyoung666
12-03-2005, 21:11
why she is another botox nip/tuck queen and she takes the mickey out of everyone. OH I know now!!!!!! YOU LIKE TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO!!!! ehhhh is it a bit of s&m me wonders???
TheBlueRaja
12-03-2005, 21:15
Dont mock what you havent tried... :D
Dont mock what you havent tried... :D
Are you referring to Botox or S&M?
TheBlueRaja
12-03-2005, 22:08
As far as she's concerned - all of them. ;)
I used to have some lovely thoughts about the gorgeous Edwina Currie...
timewarrior2001
12-03-2005, 23:59
this is my dream woman, I dream of her every night
greencreeper
13-03-2005, 00:09
I don't have dreams :mis:
this is my dream woman, I dream of her every night
WTF is that?
greencreeper
13-03-2005, 00:21
Don't knock big women - the rebound means you have only half the work do to in bed ;) :p:
/me waits moderator intervention
timewarrior2001
13-03-2005, 00:25
WTF is that?
Its wonderwoman, admitedly she's let herself go recently :p:
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 16:35
OMG, if I ever get like that bloody shoot me!!!! that is really bad, Ill stick to my older dreamy guy!!!!
Don't knock big women - the rebound means you have only half the work do to in bed ;) :p:
/me waits moderator intervention
Ah, One pump and ride the ripples.....now we are talking my language. :D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 17:59
OMG you guys are sick!!!!! I prefer the older guy as they are more experienced. So I guess you would not say no to the rolly polly's then!!!!
Don't knock big women - the rebound means you have only half the work do to in bed ;) :p:
/me waits moderator intervention
Yep, slap the fat and ride the ripples! :eek: ;) :D
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Ah, One pump and ride the ripples.....now we are talking my language. :DEscapee got there before me *fnar,fnar* :D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 18:31
:shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :sick: :sick: :sick: I am going to be sick
I used to have some lovely thoughts about the gorgeous Edwina Currie............and her eggs, no doubt :D
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:shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :sick: :sick: :sick: I am going to be sick
muhahahahaha! :D :dmonk:
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 18:32
No NO NO......... Give me somebody who appricates a good down to earth guy!!!!!
No NO NO......... Give me somebody who appricates a good down to earth guy!!!!!In the immortal words of the Quo......'down, down, get on down' :naughty: :p: :D
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*ahem* sorry :blush:
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I thought women liked a sense of humour?...........Too much, wasn't it :confused: :cry: :D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 18:40
That is just really, really cheesy and it does not do the do. I like a man who is sensitive, understanding and likes hook norton ale, not somebody who just likes to hump all night long. They also have to be artisitic, hence thats why I dream about rock musicians I am sorry to say!
That is just really, really cheesy and it does not do the do. All right, time out! I'm just joking! :)
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 18:44
I know, but you do get my point??? US women do not like the bang, bang!!!
I know, but you do get my point??? US women do not like the bang, bang!!!Are you sure about that?...........'cos according to my porn downloads there are lots who do :confused:
......perhaps thats where I'm going wrong :scratch:
:eek: :D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 18:50
No my dear they are just acting for the cameras my dear!!!!!! And they dont actually look like they are enjoying it!!!!
No my dear they are just acting for the cameras my dear!!!!!! And they dont actually look like they are enjoying it!!!!Holy cow! Really?! I must look into this further:D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 19:00
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: And if you tried to do half that stuff, you would have a heart attack!!!!!!
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: And if you tried to do half that stuff, you would have a heart attack!!!!!!Well hang on one cotton pic-kin minute! I do believe my stamina is being called into question! :erm: :ninja: :D
I am sure it is not that Ramrod, although I hear American woman aint into sizeably challenged people.
*runs*
Chimaera
13-03-2005, 19:19
Yeah - and it's surprising what some people will do for money! ;)
Yeah - and it's surprising what some people will do for money! ;)
money ? *meatloaf reminder
i can do anything for love!!!
:p:
money ? *meatloaf reminder
i can do anything for love!!!
:p:
But I won't do that! :erm: :D :confused:
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I am sure it is not that Ramrod, although I hear American woman aint into sizeably challenged people.
*runs*Are you going to the next meet? :batty:
But I wont do THAT... (whats that...p****s enlargment?? :disturbd:..):Sprint:
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But I won't do that! :erm: :D :confused:
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Are you going to the next meet? :batty:
May do so actually..what army you bringing as you aint big enough mate for 1 on 1 ;) :rofl:
But I wont do THAT... (whats that...p****s enlargment?? :disturbd:..):Sprint:'kin cheeky monkey! :knock: :D
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May do so actually..what army you bringing as you aint big enough mate for 1 on 1 ;) :rofl:He talks the talk.......... :p: :ninja: :D
and walk the walk. with a swagger, sure you wont need a banana?? sadly i have no use for them.
and walk the walk. with a swagger, sure you wont need a banana?? sadly i have no use for them.Funny you should mention bananas.............I know where I'd put one :D .......and you wouldn't be walking with a swagger after that! :p: :D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 20:05
What are you guys like, I am sure you are all just fine in that department, it isnt the size that matters, it is what youdo with it, do you eva read cosmo!!
JohnHorb
13-03-2005, 20:06
:notopic: Why does this thread give me a 'cookie blocked' warning re. google? Someone's siggy?
Here you go Ramrod I thought this ebay bid may be just up your street.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=32094&item=7960127411&rd=1
And as for that banana I am sure there is more then ample space within your crotch. :D
(WARNING: LINK HAS MATURE CONTENT.)
( also this is a joke I aint serious here ;) )
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 20:07
Come on guys this thread is about people you have errotic dreams about not about the size of mens packets!!!!
Dreams...jessica alba...hmm :naughty:
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 20:10
see, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh back on track now, mind you I thought your link was Bang on!!!!!
No my dear they are just acting for the cameras my dear!!!!!! And they dont actually look like they are enjoying it!!!!
Men don't fake orgasm-no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose. ;)
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 20:20
:angel: :angel: :angel: yeah as if they are going to have a heart attack, everytime I think of Steve hogarth I just smile and feel all warm in side ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:romance: :romance: :romance:
Nah is it worse then Russ_d's face while he was being waxed?
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 20:28
I know!!!!!!! Why do you have to do that, as if you have dropped an atom bomb!!!
Here you go Ramrod I thought this ebay bid may be just up your street.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=32094&item=7960127411&rd=1
And as for that banana I am sure there is more then ample space within your crotch. :D
(WARNING: LINK HAS MATURE CONTENT.)
( also this is a joke I aint serious here ;) )MANHOOD MAXââ€Åà ‚¾Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¢
Peak Performance Manhood Enhancer
NO MORE SMALL PENIS!
NO MORE LIMP ERECTIONS!pmsl :D
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do you eva read cosmo!!............I used to look at the pictures.....does that count? :p: :D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 21:16
Erm no!!!!! Read more they do position of the week!!!!!!!:angel: :angel: :angel: :cool: :cool: :cool:
Erm no!!!!! Read more they do position of the week!!!!!!!:angel: :angel: :angel: :cool: :cool: :cool:Yes, but according to you, us blokes don't have the stamina for prolonged athletic positions :p: :D
allieyoung666
13-03-2005, 21:22
You dont you end up falling asleep!!!!!!! Or pretend you have a headache!!!! and I thought only women did that!!!
You dont you end up falling asleep!!!!!!! only after 3 or 4 hours........
Of using that drug on Ebay, you have to be desperate to enlarge yourself.
:Sprint:
Chimaera
13-03-2005, 21:55
Of using that drug on Ebay, you have to be desperate to enlarge yourself.
:Sprint:
Nah - they don't work - or so I've been told :blush: :rofl: :angel:
Who told you was it Ramrod ;)
Chimaera
13-03-2005, 22:21
Who told you was it Ramrod ;)
I mentioned no names, your Honour! Just your imagination working overtime! :D
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