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Ramrod
11-03-2005, 09:50
Anyone had one of these? Or thinking of having it done?
Mandy was waxing her legs (as do a lot of women) and it occured that the "Back, Sac & Crack" might be the male equivalent........how prevalent is it?

:D

dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 09:52
Sounds painful - and I'm allergic to pain :)

One of my m8's has his back waxed and that looks bad enough.

MovedGoalPosts
11-03-2005, 09:53
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Just don't even go there :nono:

TheBlueRaja
11-03-2005, 09:55
Done the back - its Ok - but not the sac and crack - god forbid.

Dave Stones
11-03-2005, 09:55
ur mad.... it's painful enough when you get a hair down there trapped in someething, never mind having a whole load of them pulled out :eek:

punky
11-03-2005, 09:56
Anyone had one of these? Or thinking of having it done?
Mandy was waxing her legs (as do a lot of women) and it occured that the "Back, Sac & Crack" might be the male equivalent........how prevalent is it?

:D

Normally if you remove hair that you were given naturally, you end up looking worse. Rashes, chicken skin, etc. I am not sure if waxing gives you that though? :shrug:

There's just something weird about it. I still feel that way if I see a picture of a girl and there is no cuffs for her collars, if you know what I mean. Just looks weird. And scary.

Stuart
11-03-2005, 09:57
Didn't Russ have something similar done? Or was that just the Back?

gooner4life
11-03-2005, 10:00
Didn't Russ have something similar done? Or was that just the Back?

Of what his head? :D

Mr_love_monkey
11-03-2005, 10:01
Actually, I'd probably be prepared to try it...

Caspar
11-03-2005, 10:02
Didn't Russ have something similar done? Or was that just the Back?

Here he is...I think he enjoyed it really...!
http://www.russ.david.dsl.pipex.com/wax.mp3

source: http://www.russelldavid.com/

Jon M
11-03-2005, 10:37
^^ still makes me laugh my ass off .. :tu:

me283
11-03-2005, 10:47
Anyone had one of these? Or thinking of having it done?
Mandy was waxing her legs (as do a lot of women) and it occured that the "Back, Sac & Crack" might be the male equivalent........how prevalent is it?

:D

Actually, it's not quite the equivalent. Quite a few sportsmen wax their legs too... most cyclists do, and another good example is Gavin Henson, the Welsh rugby player.

The "back, sac and crack" would be more equivalent to the Brazilian or Hollywood waxes. Now I have been told that they actually aren't too painful... but as for the back, sac and crack, that sounds a little bit too painful in my opinion. But then they do say that women have a higher pain threshold than men...?

Besides, if a man and woman are both hairy, you would get the "velcro" effect; if only one is hairy then it seems much better!

Graham M
11-03-2005, 10:56
Here he is...I think he enjoyed it really...!
http://www.russ.david.dsl.pipex.com/wax.mp3

source: http://www.russelldavid.com/ (http://www.russelldavid.com/)


LMFAO! Never heard that before :angel:

Raistlin
11-03-2005, 11:14
I wanted to ask a question similar to this a while back and was told that it wasn't appropriate to this forum, looks like the new MODs are slightly more relaxed than the old ones :D

punky
11-03-2005, 11:16
I wanted to ask a question similar to this a while back and was told that it wasn't appropriate to this forum, looks like the new MODs are slightly more relaxed than the old ones :D

That's what happens when you let the lunatics run the aslyum :)

allieyoung666
11-03-2005, 11:22
Why dont you do iy for RND!!!!! why on earth would you want to do it??? I do not even have my legs waxed!!!! I know maybe to get the opposite sex to fancy you more. I must be honest I prefer hairy men sorry!!!!

zoombini
11-03-2005, 14:06
Just remember when you want your ccrack doing.

Hair grows back & takes a while before it gets long, in between it is short & irritating. :D

Halcyon
11-03-2005, 14:48
If I did have something done it would probably be small areas with a laser.
But waxing...... No way!

Ramrod
11-03-2005, 14:49
Just remember when you want your ccrack doing.

Hair grows back & takes a while before it gets long, in between it is short & irritating. :DThe voice of experience? :erm:

Chris
11-03-2005, 14:56
Russ has had his back done, there is an MP3 of his screams on the 'net somewhere. :erm:

dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 14:58
Russ has had his back done, there is an MP3 of his screams on the 'net somewhere. :erm:

post 10 maybe :)

edit - which buxom woman just head and nearly wet herself :)

Chris
11-03-2005, 15:05
post 10 maybe :)

edit - which buxom woman just head and nearly wet herself :)

d'oh!

gonna ban me? :p: :D

Mr_love_monkey
11-03-2005, 15:14
If I did have something done it would probably be small areas with a laser.
But waxing...... No way!
'small areas' - very brave of you to admit that on a public forum :p: :)

dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 15:16
d'oh!

gonna ban me? :p: :D

Oh for a SPANK button :D

AndrewJ
11-03-2005, 15:20
/spank?

more like a spank smiley

orangebird
11-03-2005, 15:22
I don't understand why men want this done. Men are supposed to be hairy. It's sexy. I always thought that hairless men had a serious lack of testosterone...

dilli-theclaw
11-03-2005, 15:23
I don't understand why men want this done. Men are supposed to be hairy. It's sexy. I always thought that hairless men had a serious lack of testosterone...

My m8 has his back done to stop him sweating.

punky
11-03-2005, 15:26
I don't understand why men want this done. Men are supposed to be hairy. It's sexy. I always thought that hairless men had a serious lack of testosterone...

Thank you for restoring my faith back in womankind :)

Derek
11-03-2005, 15:32
I've had my legs and chest done before for charity.

The legs weren't too bad but the chest was total agony. Based on that no-one is getting near my man-bits with hot wax ever.

me283
11-03-2005, 19:15
I don't understand why men want this done. Men are supposed to be hairy. It's sexy. I always thought that hairless men had a serious lack of testosterone...

I thought it was the opposite: more testosterone, less hair? Maybe I'm wrong.

But look at all the male sex icons without hair: Sean Connery... well I suppose that's all? Unless you fancy Matt Lucas from Little Britain?

BBKing
11-03-2005, 19:44
Or Duncan Goodhew.

Never mind hairy men, let's hear it for hairy women. The sooner this hairless fascism goes into retreat the better. After all, it's just insulation, probably saves a bit off your gas bill.

(and yes, I am rather hairy. I don't tend to go to zoos in case people think I've escaped from the Ape House).

greencreeper
11-03-2005, 20:01
I find it disturbing that anyone would want to look like a kid - i.e. hairless :erm: What's wrong with hair. Sheeesh.

Bald women I find attractive though, especially with defined facial bones.

Maggy
11-03-2005, 20:14
I've had my legs and chest done before for charity.

The legs weren't too bad but the chest was total agony. Based on that no-one is getting near my man-bits with hot wax ever.


Why not?Some women do it all the time. :D

daxx
11-03-2005, 20:29
/hands Rammy a roll of Industrial Strength Duct Tape

(works on taking dog hairs of clothes very well)

Halcyon
11-03-2005, 20:46
'small areas' - very brave of you to admit that on a public forum :p: :)


Erm No, Not That! :D

I'd quite like to do between my eyebrows in the middle.

Costs loads though doesnt it.

Maggy
11-03-2005, 20:52
Erm No, Not That! :D

I'd quite like to do between my eyebrows in the middle.

Costs loads though doesnt it.

You don't need to wax that bit...just use tweezers ;)

Ramrod
11-03-2005, 21:10
I'd quite like to do between my eyebrows in the middle.............so can we call you 'seagull'? :D

zoombini
12-03-2005, 00:45
Not the voice of experience, just the voice of someone married to a beautician, I get it in the ear all the time about that sort of stuff..lol

Russ
12-03-2005, 17:34
^^ still makes me laugh my ass off .. :tu:

It hurt :cry:

Lots.

AndrewJ
12-03-2005, 17:40
OMG just heard it

lmaoooooooo hahahahahahahahaahhah :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

orangebird
14-03-2005, 09:58
Erm No, Not That! :D

I'd quite like to do between my eyebrows in the middle.

Costs loads though doesnt it.

No! You should be a able to get that done for about £4!

Halcyon
14-03-2005, 10:17
Oh right, coool.

Jon M
14-03-2005, 10:20
Oh right, coool.
if you have a mono-brow.. keep it, it's supposed to be a sign of virility :erm:

TigaSefi
14-03-2005, 10:45
I find it disturbing that anyone would want to look like a kid - i.e. hairless :erm: What's wrong with hair. Sheeesh.

Bald women I find attractive though, especially with defined facial bones.

When u wipe a hairless ass, it wipes cleaner and quicker than a hairy ass full of excrement stuck to it and using a full roll of toilet paper :D

Ramrod
14-03-2005, 10:50
When u wipe a hairless ass, it wipes cleaner and quicker than a hairy ass full of excrement stuck to it and using a full roll of toilet paper :DThanks for that.......... :D

TigaSefi
14-03-2005, 10:53
Thanks for that.......... :D

No worries, ever picked off dried excrement stuck to the hairs from previous times with the toilet papers ? ouch..... no ? must be me then!!!!

Mr_love_monkey
14-03-2005, 10:55
No worries, ever picked off dried excrement stuck to the hairs from previous times with the toilet papers ? ouch..... no ? must be me then!!!!
A friend of mine, once said he'd rather do that, than go to a Bryan Adams concert....

Ramrod
14-03-2005, 11:04
A friend of mine, once said he'd rather do that, than go to a Bryan Adams concert....So thats what Meatloaf was singing about. :D

Russ
14-03-2005, 11:05
Ok can we move on from the subject of dangleberries please.....

AndrewJ
14-03-2005, 11:07
Okay Russ_D how about the good old waxing, would you fancy doing a sponsored charity Back Sac & Crack wax Russ_d, with your experience I am sure it would be a sucess for the forums. :D and for many charities.

Russ
14-03-2005, 12:30
No

AndrewJ
14-03-2005, 12:52
Shame those screams of agony would be a sure money grabber, i would happily donate 20quid for that lmao. And 50quid ot be there and film it lmao.

zoombini
14-03-2005, 12:57
Rather than waxing it off, there are far longer lasting methods of hair removal now that are certainly less painfull. (albiet more expensive).

Nugget
14-03-2005, 12:59
Rather than waxing it off, there are far longer lasting methods of hair removal now that are certainly less painfull. (albiet more expensive).

Very good point. I, for one, have found that mail pattern baldness has resulted in a much longer lasting method :(

And I'm sure Russ agrees :D

Nemesis
14-03-2005, 13:01
Very good point. I, for one, have found that mail pattern baldness has resulted in a much longer lasting method :(

OMG, you can go bald from opening Mail now ... :Yikes: :Yikes:

Nugget
14-03-2005, 13:02
OMG, you can go bald from opening Mail now ... :Yikes: :Yikes:

:rofl:

Hmmm, I normally pick those up - just keeping you on your toes :erm:

Mind you, some of the mail I get does cause me to tear my hair our :D

Russ
14-03-2005, 13:05
Shame those screams of agony would be a sure money grabber, i would happily donate 20quid for that lmao. And 50quid ot be there and film it lmao.

In the words of Frankie Howerd, nay, nay and thrice nay.

Halcyon
14-03-2005, 15:06
:erm: Dont think I'd ever want to try that, let alone film it.

As for eyebrows, Nope not got a monobrow....Just a few little bits that I want to sort out.


Male people who wax are just crazy !!!