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KingPhoenix
02-03-2005, 22:44
Feral sex

A man was left needing hospital attention after his wife's pet skunk bit him on the penis.

Hapless Dan Infalt needed stitches to his manhood after he played a little too rough with Ozzie - a de-scented chocolate-brown skunk that had been with the family since he was a baby.

Dan, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, is now fine, but the animal was put down as local law requires, leaving wife Carol in a stink about her skunk who used to sleep under her bed.

"He was playing rough with him on his lap, and Ozzie bit down on my husband's penis", right through his sweat pants, she said.
Paul
02-03-2005, 22:46
:disturbd:

and a pet skunk :erm:
Keytops
02-03-2005, 22:58
leaving wife Carol in a stink :rolleyes: :zzz: :knock:
Richard M
02-03-2005, 23:01
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? :confused:
KingPhoenix
02-03-2005, 23:02
:disturbd:

and a pet skunk :erm:


mmmm does make you wonder really doesnt it.... maybe we should start a thread to find out what pets people have...... :erm: then again, that may not be such a good idea :disturbd:
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How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? :confused:


Spray it with deoderant :monkey:
paulyoung666
02-03-2005, 23:03
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? :confused:


remove its scent glands :disturbd: :disturbd: :disturbd: :disturbd:
dilli-theclaw
02-03-2005, 23:04
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? :confused:

I'd shoot the smegger with my dad's shotgun.
Halcyon
02-03-2005, 23:06
Ewwww !!!
I'm glad we dont have any of those animals in this country.
Nugget
03-03-2005, 13:16
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? :confused:

Throw it off a cliff? It's de-scent will be quite quick, I understand :D

:p:
gary_580
03-03-2005, 13:38
Throw it off a cliff? It's de-scent will be quite quick, I understand :D

:p:

that stinks nug
Nugget
03-03-2005, 13:39
that stinks nug

Hmmm, more of a splat than a stink, I'd guess :D
gary_580
03-03-2005, 13:44
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? :confused:

A combination of Hydrogen peroxide, dish soap, and baking soda, gets rid of skunk smell by means of oxidisation of odour molecules.
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Hmmm, more of a splat than a stink, I'd guess :D

you must be on the wireless laptop then ;)