seaneeboy
27-01-2005, 15:56
Sodding Mint cards.
Called them up after a credit card. No problem sir, just go online and fill in your details.
OK, I say, and do so.
Am told i'll be contacted within a week to tell me about my applications. hmn. not the usual, but OK.
One week passes.
Phone call to the number on the "Problems? call this number" page.
Wrong number. New number given.
Call that.
Wrong number. New number given.
Call that.
Number unrecognised.
Call last number and ANOTHER number is given.
Call that.
Wrong department, but she'll put me through.
Time passes.
Some snot bucket who sounds like he's just eaten an extra saliva gland for lunch tells me they sent out a letter on the 21st asking me for a copy of a utility bill to verify my address.
So, I take down the details of where I'm to send a bill.
"Can I get a callback to let me know how my application is doing?"
"No, we schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhend it cccccccccout in the posssssshhhhhhhhhhhhht - 'Acks our ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccctandard form of commmmmunicacccccccccccccccccccion"
"But I don't think that'll work - you didn't manage it last time and I've spent over a week for what was meant to be a ten minute online process"
"'Ang on I'l ccccccccheck"
*Time passes*
"No, we schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhend it cccccccccout in the posssssshhhhhhhhhhhhht - 'Acks our ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccctandard form of commmmmunicacccccccccccccccccccion"
Bunch of disorganised shambles.
Called them up after a credit card. No problem sir, just go online and fill in your details.
OK, I say, and do so.
Am told i'll be contacted within a week to tell me about my applications. hmn. not the usual, but OK.
One week passes.
Phone call to the number on the "Problems? call this number" page.
Wrong number. New number given.
Call that.
Wrong number. New number given.
Call that.
Number unrecognised.
Call last number and ANOTHER number is given.
Call that.
Wrong department, but she'll put me through.
Time passes.
Some snot bucket who sounds like he's just eaten an extra saliva gland for lunch tells me they sent out a letter on the 21st asking me for a copy of a utility bill to verify my address.
So, I take down the details of where I'm to send a bill.
"Can I get a callback to let me know how my application is doing?"
"No, we schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhend it cccccccccout in the posssssshhhhhhhhhhhhht - 'Acks our ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccctandard form of commmmmunicacccccccccccccccccccion"
"But I don't think that'll work - you didn't manage it last time and I've spent over a week for what was meant to be a ten minute online process"
"'Ang on I'l ccccccccheck"
*Time passes*
"No, we schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhend it cccccccccout in the posssssshhhhhhhhhhhhht - 'Acks our ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccctandard form of commmmmunicacccccccccccccccccccion"
Bunch of disorganised shambles.