Goatees

[Xaccers]

What do you think of gotees?
For many years I've had a theory that guys think they look cool, and women don't.

[Maggy]

Do you mean Goatee beards?

Frankly I'm very suspicious of blokes in beards.I reckon they are trying to hide summat.Usually the lack of a chin. ;)
It's possibly why I don't trust a few Labour Cabinet Ministers. ;)

[Xaccers]

Do you mean Goatee beards?

Frankly I'm very suspicious of blokes in beards.I reckon they are trying to hide summat.Usually the lack of a chin. ;)
It's possibly why I don't trust a few Labour Cabinet Ministers. ;)

Argh now you've got me hearing Dead Ringer's Robin Cook in my head!
You evil woman!

[Halcyon]

Nope, Dont like goatees on anyone.

[punky]

I have had a goatee beard for a while. It was basically my protest at having to look so prim and proper for school for 13 years.

I like my goatee, but it is a lot of hassle, like with drinking. Mine varies in length (from really trim, to about to 2-3" like it is now) depending on work commitment etc, but I need a goatee, because I have this very big round face, and having a bit of dark hair on my chin hides it well and gives my face some balance. I find it a bit hit-and-miss with women. Some like facial hair, some don't. I have found that some women like to stroke it for novelty, but it doesn't have huge commercial appeal. I do love playing with though. When I cut it short, I do miss stroking it. The trouble is with that, when I stroke it, it weakens the hair and pulls a lot out :(

[Graham M]

Do you mean Goatee beards?

Frankly I'm very suspicious of blokes in beards.I reckon they are trying to hide summat.Usually the lack of a chin. ;)
It's possibly why I don't trust a few Labour Cabinet Ministers. ;)
Nah it's my Chin I'd like to hide tbh :D

[punky]

I would like to add, that if women are going to judge me on my goatee, then they are a superficial cows and I wouldn't want to them anyway. There is more to me than a beard.

[Marge]

Depends on the bloke ;)

[Chris W]

Depends on the bloke ;)

didn't like mine though do you?! :PP:

I didn't have one... then i did... then i shaved it off... then grew it again... and at the moment i have what some call "designer stuble" and what i call "too lazy to shave".

I think some people suit goatees and others don't... i had mixed reactions as to which of these categories i fell into... hence why mine comes and goes!

[BBKing]

I wouldn't want to them anyway.

You wouldn't want to what them? The board appears to have refused to to insert the relevant verb.

Goatees - silly. Either go for the full W. G. Grace or shevit!

[Nugget]

Well, Mrs Nug likes me with a goatee (which is a bit of a shame seeing as I've got a full beard at the mo - far too lazy to shave and it keeps my face warm ;) )

I think it depends on the bloke - it suits some and not others, although there are far to many around here looking like they've just eaten a hedgehog!

[Paul]

One word sums them up ;

Naff !

:)

[gary_580]

I would like to add, that if women are going to judge me on my goatee, then they are a superficial cows and I wouldn't want to them anyway. There is more to me than a beard.

But you have to realise that some women are so shallow that they beleive you are hiding something

[Russ]

I don't have one myself but you people need to understand.......sometimes, when you have a guy who can't grow any on his head, he's got to grow it somewhere........:D

[Nugget]

I don't have one myself but you people need to understand.......sometimes, when you have a guy who can't grow any on his head, he's got to grow it somewhere........:D

Very good point - and don't forget that us *ahem* follically challenged guys need all the help we can get ;)

[Maggy]

Very good point - and don't forget that us *ahem* follically challenged guys need all the help we can get ;)


Why?
Some of the sexiest men are or have been bald.Sexy is sexy and has nowt to do with hair or lack of it. ;)

[Salu]

I have had a goatee beard for a while. It was basically my protest at having to look so prim and proper for school for 13 years.

I like my goatee, but it is a lot of hassle, like with drinking. Mine varies in length (from really trim, to about to 2-3" like it is now) depending on work commitment etc, but I need a goatee, because I have this very big round face, and having a bit of dark hair on my chin hides it well and gives my face some balance. I find it a bit hit-and-miss with women. Some like facial hair, some don't. I have found that some women like to stroke it for novelty, but it doesn't have huge commercial appeal. I do love playing with though. When I cut it short, I do miss stroking it. The trouble is with that, when I stroke it, it weakens the hair and pulls a lot out :(

.....too much detail.....

[Chris]

If I had to have any facial hair, a goatee is what I'd have. In the absence of any such strange law, I'd rather be clean shaven. :)

[Swipe]

I have a rotating goatee. I shave it off every 2 weeks then grow it back again. The reason is I can never get an even length all over with the scissors. Maybe I should consider a beard trimmer? but to be honest, I like the variety.

[Scrubbs]

Well.. I have a full beard and have had one since I could grow one

I've done that thing with a sharp bit of metal scraped across me face about half a dozen times and hated it :D apart from the rash every time I did it.
I love my beard but it does get trimmed every 2 weeks( On orders from the boss:) )

[Macca371]

Follically challenged lol

[Tricky]

No No No - Nuff said!
you 16 males todate that think they look cool need to think a little harder

[Scrubbs]

I think If you can grow a beard/goatee, and not everyone can;)

You always have the option of taking it off whenever you want

If you can't grow one you don't have the option :D

[Graham]

Why isn't there an option on the vote for "what business is it of mine"?

[Graham M]

I think If you can grow a beard/goatee, and not everyone can;)

You always have the option of taking it off whenever you want

If you can't grow one you don't have the option :D
If my Gran can grow a Goatee, so can everyone here!!! :Yikes:

[Russ]

I have a rotating goatee.

Is it like those bow ties you can get in joke shops which spin round and round and sometimes light up?

I shave it off every 2 weeks then grow it back again. The reason is I can never get an even length all over with the scissors. Maybe I should consider a beard trimmer? but to be honest, I like the variety.

Ahh, I see what you mean now. Still, it conjoured up a wonderful image in my mind.

Why isn't there an option on the vote for "what business is it of mine"?

Ahh, so Graham has a goatee then :D

[Theodoric]

Well.. I have a full beard and have had one since I could grow one

I've done that thing with a sharp bit of metal scraped across me face about half a dozen times and hated it :D apart from the rash every time I did it.
I love my beard but it does get trimmed every 2 weeks( On orders from the boss:) )
Then just the man to ask. Do you have problems drinking soup? Is it a crumb collector? :)

[punky]

Then just the man to ask. Do you have problems drinking soup? Is it a crumb collector? :)

I don't have any problems eating, but one of the hassles I mentioned about earlier, is that my moustache part of it absorbs qhatever liquid I am drinking, so I have to drink slowly, and generally have to wipe my top lip a lot.

I am going to die alone, I know it...

[martinell]

took me about 5 months to decide whether i liked it or not(grow it, shave it,grow it, shave it etc) but now i cant imagine what i would do if it wasn't there any more :scratch::scratch: such a help to the confused mind.
hate having to trim it though but the straggly bits next to your mouth can get a pain and the quantity of beer my tash can hold is amazing

[Nugget]

hate having to trim it though but the straggly bits next to your mouth can get a pain and the quantity of beer my tash can hold is amazing

The beer absorbency's one of the best bits - go out for the night, come home and you haven't got to bother opening another beer, just suck the tash for an hour or so!

[Ramrod]

:sick:

[Salu]

When I had a goatee I used to keep bits of food in it to snack on whenever I felt like it. It seemed like one less thing to carry around...

[punky]

We are a right bunch of ladykillers, eh? :)

[MovedGoalPosts]

When I had a goatee I used to keep bits of food in it to snack on whenever I felt like it. It seemed like one less thing to carry around...

I bet that was a real winner with the ladies :Sprint:

[Nugget]

We are a right bunch of ladykillers, eh? :)

You could be if you grew it long enough to strangle them :p:

[Stuart]

What do you think of gotees?
For many years I've had a theory that guys think they look cool, and women don't.
They don't bother me on other blokes... Women are a different matter though..

As for me, I don't have one. I look a tw*t with one..

[Marge]

As for me, I don't have one. I look a tw*t with one..

I'm sure you'd look as gorgeous as ever Stu ;)

[Stuart]

I'm sure you'd look as gorgeous as ever Stu ;)
Thanks Debs.. :D

Can't rep you, as a need to spread it around a bit..