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Ramrod
22-10-2004, 07:28
High Street chemist Boots has said it is considering selling sex toys at most of its nationwide stores.
Analysts say the aim of the move is to strengthen sales among women - the store's key customers.

Whatever next? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3943779.stm) :D

gary_580
22-10-2004, 09:06
Ann Summers do and they're not hidden away from the high street so why shouldn't other shops? They do have to get some sort of license dont they?

Chris
22-10-2004, 10:01
Blokey on the radio this morning said the toys in question are 'personal massagers' - that's the polite name for a vibrator isn't it? :erm:

zoombini
22-10-2004, 10:09
Yes it is.

I have seen these in the betterbuys catalogue before too.

Ramrod
22-10-2004, 10:12
Blokey on the radio this morning said the toys in question are 'personal massagers' Radio4? I listened to that as well :D

Chris
22-10-2004, 10:15
Radio4? I listened to that as well :D
Yup, not the kind of distraction you need while trying to join the M1 southbound at 8.30 in the morning ... :disturbd:

BBKing
22-10-2004, 11:03
Yup, not the kind of distraction you need while trying to join the M1 southbound at 8.30 in the morning ...

Radio 4 or a vibrator?

andygrif
22-10-2004, 11:07
Yup, not the kind of distraction you need while trying to join the M1 southbound at 8.30 in the morning ... :disturbd:

Do most Radio 4 listeners still remember was sex is? ;)

zoombini
22-10-2004, 13:38
Not me...

marina
22-10-2004, 14:04
The sell them in Selfridges........ or so i've been told ;)
Why not Boots? :D

Mr_love_monkey
22-10-2004, 14:30
Do most Radio 4 listeners still remember was sex is? ;)
I can't remember what sex is, does that mean I _have_ to listen to Radio 4? - is it the law?

aliferste
22-10-2004, 14:48
The sell them in Selfridges........ or so i've been told ;)
Why not Boots? :D





Wasnt there an issue with Anne Summers not being able to advertise for staff in job centres because they sold sex toys?
I wonder if the same will happen to boots!

Earl of Bronze
22-10-2004, 14:50
Ummmmmm......

A thread about sex toy's posted by Ramrod......... Connection? ;)

Just kidding......... Honest :)

Ramrod
22-10-2004, 15:05
Ummmmmm......

A thread about sex toy's posted by Ramrod......... Connection? ;)
:p:

gary_580
22-10-2004, 15:06
Ummmmmm......

A thread about sex toy's posted by Ramrod......... Connection? ;)

Just kidding......... Honest :)


do you think he will stop posting if someone takes his batteries out?

Russ
22-10-2004, 15:11
So does this mean the chain will now be known as (Kinky) Boots?

marina
22-10-2004, 16:23
Wasnt there an issue with Anne Summers not being able to advertise for staff in job centres because they sold sex toys?
I wonder if the same will happen to boots!The Ann Summers chain...... shops not bondage :p: won the legal right to advertise in Job Centres http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2999892.stm last year......

and i see that Selfridges is mentioned in that news story...... which is probably where i read about it in the first place ;) :D

Bill C
22-10-2004, 16:29
So does this mean the chain will now be known as (Kinky) Boots?



:LOL: Nice one

dilli-theclaw
22-10-2004, 16:33
Ann Summers do and they're not hidden away from the high street so why shouldn't other shops? They do have to get some sort of license dont they?

As far as I know you need a license to sell pornagraphic material (such as mags and video/dvd's) but not 'toys'

A shop in Biggleswade near us had this problem recently. They sell loads of 'toys' and apparenly don't need a license as they don't sell the vids.

Flubflow
22-10-2004, 16:41
Many ordinary highstreet shops have been selling sex toys since the 60's. They were called Spin Dryers.
:D

marina
22-10-2004, 16:50
Many ordinary highstreet shops have been selling sex toys since the 60's. They were called Spin Dryers.
:DHoovers........... ;)

daxx
22-10-2004, 17:42
and then along came Dyson for the guys . . . . see the advert:D

andygrif
22-10-2004, 18:16
Ouch

marina
22-10-2004, 18:22
and then along came Dyson for the guys . . . . see the advert:Dand for the cheaper option...... the stolen on a drunken night traffic cone...... and for those who find it hard to leave work behind..... the stapler.... :erm:

The mind boggles

...... and the rest of the body's got to HURT!!! :eek: ;)



OuchI second that ouch with a Oooooooooooowwww!! :D

Paul K
22-10-2004, 18:57
So does this mean the chain will now be known as (Kinky) Boots?
Better refrain from the obvious "Puss in Boots" play on words then ;)

marina
22-10-2004, 19:20
Better refrain from the obvious "Puss in Boots" play on words then ;)Well............ Boots already sells....... PetalCleanseâââ‚à ‚¬Ã…¾Ã‚¢ for Cats...... helps control allergens that come from the saliva glands and urine of cats, rabbits and other small fury pets..........

Looks like that might help to sanitize most secretions :angel:

Maggy
22-10-2004, 20:36
Incog tries hard to think of summat she needs to look for in Boots tomorrow. ;)


Where is Nikko?I would have thought he'd be all over this thread.

Graham
23-10-2004, 02:41
High Street chemist Boots has said it is considering selling sex toys at most of its nationwide stores.

1) Oi! Boots! Get off my territory...!!! :mad:

They do have to get some sort of license dont they?

2) Nope. You only need a licence if you're selling explicit magazines or R18 classified videos.

'personal massagers' - that's the polite name for a vibrator isn't it?

3) Yep.

The sell them in Selfridges........ or so i've been told

4) Selfridges in London did experiment with a franchise retailer selling sex toys and lingerie etc last year, I'm not sure if it's still going.

4a) "so I've been told"...? Hmm...!! ;)

Wasnt there an issue with Anne Summers not being able to advertise for staff in job centres because they sold sex toys?

5) Yep. They took it to court and won the case.

Of course if you want to buy your toys from an Affordable supplier...! :D

swoop101
23-10-2004, 06:37
@Graham
Will the team not let you put an advert at the top of this thread?
We have a link to the Amazon shop, why don't you set one up for your shop as well :D ( not for me mind you :shocked: )

Russ
23-10-2004, 09:17
Will the team not let you put an advert at the top of this thread?

No, they won't! It's called 'Spam' ;)

But if he sought permission first.....

marina
23-10-2004, 10:19
[Snipped].....


4) Selfridges in London did experiment with a franchise retailer selling sex toys and lingerie etc last year, I'm not sure if it's still going.

4a) "so I've been told" ...? Hmm...!! ;)



.......It broke :eek: ........ at an inopportune moment :LOL: Would say cheap rubbish but it was one of the most expensive pieces of rubbish i've ever bought ;) Was i going to take it back and tell them i wanted a refund?
Yeah.......... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!! :D
Perhaps the lesson to be learnt is..... if you want a massage..... get someone else to do it :angel:



@Graham
Will the team not let you put an advert at the top of this thread?
We have a link to the Amazon shop, why don't you set one up for your shop as well :D ( not for me mind you :shocked: )
Am sure graham will post himself about it, as he has done many times before but........ he has a link to his site on his profile ;)
Not for you, of course Swoop :naughty: :D

marina
23-10-2004, 13:16
So does this mean the chain will now be known as (Kinky) Boots?Russ........ you must be so proud!!

The Sun headline for its version of the story today is ....... Kinky Boots?

If you ever get tired working where you are now.... looks like there may be an opening for a man of your talents elsewhere ;) :D



NB: and i'm well aware of the innuendo in the last sentence......... just LEAVE IT!!! :p:

Russ
23-10-2004, 13:47
Belittled by an neurotic italian woman.....now that's shaming :cry:

marina
23-10-2004, 14:19
Belittled by an neurotic italian woman.....now that's shaming :cry:Your vitriolic castigation has me quivering in my boots......... my kinky boots no less ;) :D

Graham
23-10-2004, 15:11
It broke :eek: ........ at an inopportune moment :LOL: Would say cheap rubbish but it was one of the most expensive pieces of rubbish i've ever bought ;) Was i going to take it back and tell them i wanted a refund?
Yeah.......... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!! :D

Why not? You're entitled to it, they're probably just relying on you not complaining to boost their profits by selling tat.

If you want a new one, drop me a PM!

Graham
23-10-2004, 15:12
We have a link to the Amazon shop, why don't you set one up for your shop as well :D ( not for me mind you :shocked: )

Of course not...

"It's for a friend!" :D

Russ
23-10-2004, 15:14
You're entitled to it, they're probably just relying on you not complaining to boost their profits by selling tat.


Anyone see Johnny Knoxville do that very thing on the Jackass film??? :D

marina
23-10-2004, 15:28
Why not? You're entitled to it, they're probably just relying on you not complaining to boost their profits by selling tat.

If you want a new one, drop me a PM!Well.......... it might have died under duress..... and i say might ;) So the entitlement issue is debatable :D It was almost 2 years ago anyway :)

What was this thread about again? :confused:

Oh yes...... Boots selling sex toys...... or will they be called marital aids?...... aids for personal growth? powertoys for seXeduP professionals ? ;)

Maggy
23-10-2004, 15:38
Well.......... it might have died under duress..... and i say might ;) So the entitlement issue is debatable :D It was almost 2 years ago anyway :)

What was this thread about again? :confused:

Oh yes...... Boots selling sex toys...... or will they be called marital aids?...... aids for personal growth? powertoys for seXeduP professionals ? ;)

Stress relievers?They will possibly be in the relaxation and aromotherapy section.

Somehow thinking of the Boots in our local High Street I'm wondering what some of the vast number of Senior Citizens who seem to live there will make of it. :D The thought of queueing up in front of someone getting corn plasters is a trifle daunting surely? :D

marina
23-10-2004, 15:55
[Snipped]......... The thought of queueing up in front of someone getting corn plasters is a trifle daunting surely? :DI suppose it really depends on where they're intending to put the corn plaster :angel: ;)


Stress relievers? I LIKE that one :D All that pent up frustration needs to be released somehow or it can lead to various other ailments ;)

And then when your eye sight starts to fail..... you can go to their ophthalmic counter :D

Mmmmm..... personally i'd rather buy something of that nature in a place where the person behind me is likely to have something more obscene than a loofer.... and yes, i'm sure they can be obscene too, if you try hard enough :D

It will be interesting to see what the sales figures are like......... and if M&S follows suit to boost their failing sales prior to xmas....

M&S........ change the letters round and a wealth of marketing opportunities come to mind :D

danielf
23-10-2004, 16:13
<snip> aids for personal growth? <snip>

Surely that would be the male version? ;)

marina
23-10-2004, 16:34
Surely that would be the male version? ;)I'm all for equality daniel :D Have to admit though...... there are more products available for women :dozey:

APPARENTLY!! ;)

Perhaps men are less sophisticated when it comes to this type of extra curricular activity..... but then judging by American Pie i'm not surprised :D
It could be that women are more difficult to please...... could be??? :LOL:
Mmmmmm....... I doubt that Boots will delve into the male product market...... society seems to have the view that sexual products directed at men are more pornographic and sleazy whereas those for women are seen as less offensive.... not porn but erotica.....
Bit like lesbianism :shrug:

is it my imagination? Don't think so.

danielf
23-10-2004, 16:47
I'm all for equality daniel :D Have to admit though...... there are more products available for women :dozey:
<snip>

Men have always been dealt the short end of the stick... :erm: No, wait, forget I said that :dunce: :D

marina
23-10-2004, 16:52
Men have always been dealt the short end of the stick... :erm: No, wait, forget I said that :dunce: :D
Ooohhhh........... so many responses....... and so many ways to get banned :D

But..... as far as men always being dealt the short end of the stick is concerned....... we're back to graham's site!! ;) :D

Ramrod
23-10-2004, 17:44
The thought of queueing up in front of someone getting corn plasters is a trifle daunting surely? :DNot if their queuing up to buy Anusol though:p:

Maggy
23-10-2004, 19:23
I guess it just isn't in me to stand in a queue with a.....errr.... sex toy in hand.I think that may just be the problem.In the appropriate shop where everyone else is of a like mind maybe.But in a place that sells everything from hot water bottles to toenail clippers to errrr..surgical supports and not everyone is of the same mind,I think Boots may have a problem. :erm:

greencreeper
23-10-2004, 19:56
Will they sell them for men though, or just women? Methinks that it'll be like lesbians - more acceptable for a woman to be sexually deviant because, well, what do you expect? Whereas men - coooooooooo no.

Sigh :rolleyes:

[edit] Shop assistants seem to be more embarrassed than customers. The first time I bought a copy of the Gay Times the woman in Waterstones quickly flipped it over so it was face down on the counter, then hastily shoved it in a carrier bag :D

Escapee
23-10-2004, 19:56
Oh good I can get presents for my dates from Boots now!

Heres one of my recent funny stories, not trying to hijack the thread but just sharing it.

I enchanged a few very pleasant emails with a female I had never met, after I was sure she was not a bunny boiler I gave her my home phone number as we had not yet spoken. She phoned me and I was quite suprised, she had consumed two halfs of lager and a bottle of wine. She was not the same shy women who had exchanged those tame emails.

She starte telling me that she was looking for a man because she kept wearing the batteries out in her toys, I agreed to meet her for a meal one night, and I thoughtfully bought her a present, wrapped them up and placed them in a nice gift bag.

She was very embarassed about her drunken phone call, and was even more embarassed when she unwrapped the batteries! :D

Maggy
23-10-2004, 20:47
Anyway I think it's just as important that the space between ones ears is regarded as part of the equation as much as any sex toy.Imagination has a very powerful effect as well.Can't buy that in any shop I'm afraid. :D

swoop101
23-10-2004, 21:09
Ahh but I bet that Grahams shop could help with the imagination :D

kronas
23-10-2004, 21:11
im going to complain that children are going to be traumatised and others will be influenced by these 'objects of desire and pleasure' ;)

Shaun
23-10-2004, 23:14
im going to complain that children are going to be traumatised and others will be influenced by these 'objects of desire and pleasure' ;)

Says the guy in the corner with the nurses uniform (again) :erm: ;)

greencreeper
23-10-2004, 23:19
Says the guy in the corner with the nurses uniform (again) :erm: ;)
I was going to ask how you can be influenced by a sex toy. "Look Mabel - a strap on. Buy one so you can give your Bert one tonight" :erm: Traumatised children? Well you do have to be careful with the squirting ones - nothing worse than yoghurt in your eye. I hear. Objects of desire? Well the rainbow coloured ones are nice to look at I suppose.

kronas
23-10-2004, 23:39
Says the guy in the corner with the nurses uniform (again) :erm: ;)


see!!! i was influenced!!! it wasent my fault! i was harrassed in to it ;)

greencreeper
23-10-2004, 23:43
see!!! i was influenced!!! it wasent my fault! i was harrassed in to it ;)
How can you be harrassed into a nurse's uniform? :erm: These CF Meets are strange events from the sounds of it :D

Nikko
23-10-2004, 23:51
I see Boots are advertising a '3 for the price of 2' offer.

You could get a sex toy, a music CD, and decongestant tablets.

"Could I have a Dildo, a Dido, and packet of DoDo?"

kronas
23-10-2004, 23:55
How can you be harrassed into a nurse's uniform? :erm: These CF Meets are strange events from the sounds of it :D

oh come on, i was in ann summers, bopdude influenced me, they corrupted poor innocent me :( ;)

Marge
23-10-2004, 23:57
;)

oh come on, i was in ann summers, bopdude influenced me, they corrupted poor innocent me :(

Poor innocent Kronas, I'm sure you were dragged in there kicking and screaming :erm:

kronas
23-10-2004, 23:58
Poor innocent Kronas, I'm sure you were dragged in there kicking and screaming :erm:


well yes i was......actually dragged..... :D :erm:

thats a lie i waltzed in ;)

Graham
24-10-2004, 00:30
I guess it just isn't in me to stand in a queue with a.....errr.... sex toy in hand

There is a range of toys designed by women for women that are not "anatomical". They're come in tasteful packaging and are made in gentle colours with smooth curves and lines, so unless you knew what they are you'd have a hard time guessing.

I've got to get around to finishing off updating my site to work with the shopping cart...!

greencreeper
24-10-2004, 00:35
There is a range of toys designed by women for women that are not "anatomical"
Read, "not shaped like a penis" :D

kronas
24-10-2004, 00:36
Read, "not shaped like a penis" :D

:rofl:

marina
24-10-2004, 13:06
[Snipped]........

Mmmmmm....... I doubt that Boots will delve into the male product market...... society seems to have the view that sexual products directed at men are more pornographic and sleazy whereas those for women are seen as less offensive.... not porn but erotica.....
Bit like lesbianism :shrug:

is it my imagination? Don't think so.4 posts later.......


Will they sell them for men though, or just women? Methinks that it'll be like lesbians - more acceptable for a woman to be sexually deviant because, well, what do you expect? Whereas men - coooooooooo no.

Sigh :rolleyes:

..........[Snipped]
Sounds like we're on the same wave length..........

See you in the Boots queue with our carrier bags clutched tightly to our chests :D

Mr_love_monkey
24-10-2004, 13:17
See you in the Boots queue with our carrier bags clutched tightly to our chests :D

I thought you had to hold them somewhere else????????? :D

marina
24-10-2004, 13:24
I thought you had to hold them somewhere else????????? :DWell i have to admit knowing a few people that should hold them tighly over their heads...... but that's off topic since i'm talking about the carrier bags :angel: ;)

Russ
24-10-2004, 13:27
OK OK I'm hoping this isn't down to me getting on a bit, but what the dickens are you lot babbling on about????? :spin:

greencreeper
24-10-2004, 13:27
I buy my condoms and lube online - bulk quantities. Much cheaper than the shops. Not that I need bulk quantities - 50 will last me a lifetime :D As for sex toys, well I buy those online too, but I rather relish the prospect of embarrassing some 16 year old lad on a Saturday morning as I slap my Thrill Seeker IV on his counter in Boots :D Not to mention the old dears buying stockings and incontinence pads.

greencreeper
24-10-2004, 13:29
OK OK I'm hoping this isn't down to me getting on a bit, but what the dickens are you lot babbling on about????? :spin:
I think Marina is referring to sexual kicks from oxygen deprivation, though she may just want to suffocate a few people :D

Russ
24-10-2004, 13:32
I think Marina is referring to sexual kicks from oxygen deprivation, though she may just want to suffocate a few people :D

That's the Mazz.....erm, Marina we all know and love :D

marina
24-10-2004, 13:34
OK OK I'm hoping this isn't down to me getting on a bit, but what the dickens are you lot babbling on about????? :spin:I'm 7 years older than you russ :eek: So it can't be age...... must be something else :naughty: ;)


I think Marina is referring to sexual kicks from oxygen deprivation, though she may just want to suffocate a few people :DBoth......... but i'd only enjoy doing the one...... will leave it to you to decide which it is :angel: :D


But.......

That's the Mazz.....erm, Marina we all know and love :Dcall me Mazz one more time and you won't have to guess :D

Russ
24-10-2004, 13:36
I'm 7 years older than you russ :eek: So it can't be age...... must be something else :naughty: ;)

I'm 30, not 32???

marina
24-10-2004, 13:38
I'm 30, not 32???
and i'm 37....... :)

Russ
24-10-2004, 13:52
Ahh! My bad!!

Anyway, back to the battery-powered topic.......

Nikko
24-10-2004, 14:07
Ahh! My bad!!

Anyway, back to the battery-powered topic.......

Good to see you picking up the Vibes, Russ......... :D

Russ
24-10-2004, 14:10
Good to see you picking up the Vibes, Russ......... :D

Oi! Only the Nuggmeister is allowed awful puns like that!! :D

Graham
24-10-2004, 15:27
Read, "not shaped like a penis" :D

Well, yes, exactly.

Ramrod
24-10-2004, 16:52
There is a range of toys designed by women for women that are not "anatomical". They're come in tasteful packaging and are made in gentle colours with smooth curves and lines, so unless you knew what they are you'd have a hard time guessing.Got a link? ;) :D

Graham
25-10-2004, 01:56
Got a link? ;) :D

Yes, but I'm going to put it in the "Computers and IT" forum because I want to get some feedback on the new site from people using other browsers (and I don't want to get accused of spamming), so look for a thread called "Request for site beta testers"

Ramrod
25-10-2004, 09:28
I'll keep an eye out for it :tu: :)

Maggy
25-10-2004, 14:22
Look what you miss when you don't touch the 'puter for a day and a half.

I see Nikko appeared at last.Post #56 is most definitely worth a rep. :D

Anyway I think that Boots are going to have to approach the whole issue with some thought and care.A sort of closed off shop within a shop probably or they will lose some customers.

Incog. :D

Maggy
25-10-2004, 14:26
Read, "not shaped like a penis" :D


I rather thought that was the whole point. :erm:

I can find the most unlike penis shaped ones anywhere and buy them without any embarrassment.But for the purposes of which we are talking they are....not what is required. ;)

greencreeper
25-10-2004, 18:24
I rather thought that was the whole point. :erm:

I can find the most unlike penis shaped ones anywhere and buy them without any embarrassment.But for the purposes of which we are talking they are....not what is required. ;)
The idea is that women don't need men - so why have your toys shaped like bits of men? It's the ultimate rejection of men.

Russ
25-10-2004, 18:35
The idea is that women don't need men - so why have your toys shaped like bits of men? It's the ultimate rejection of men.

And I thought we were meant to be the sexist ones :D

marina
25-10-2004, 18:56
And I thought we were meant to be the sexist ones :D
Well Greencreeper IS a man ;) So what's your point? :LOL:

Anatomically male shaped toys or not......... i'm not bothered as long as they do what they're supposed to do :shrug:

Without breaking!!!! :afire: :p:

The shape and how it's used to achieve....... happiness *family forum family forum* ......... is all down to the individual :shrug: Political ideals aren't part of the equation for me :)

greencreeper
25-10-2004, 18:59
Well Greencreeper IS a man ;)
Oh the insult. Gay man, if you don't mind - there's a lot of differences. For example, women feel safe with me :D

marina
25-10-2004, 19:01
[Snipped].............For example, women feel safe with me :D
Only the ones that don't know you :D

Russ
25-10-2004, 19:02
Oh the insult. Gay man, if you don't mind

ooOOoooohh, hark at her - I thought we were all the same on the inside ;) :D

greencreeper
25-10-2004, 19:05
ooOOoooohh, hark at her - I thought we were all the same on the inside ;) :D
I think you mean the outside :D

kronas
25-10-2004, 19:15
Oh the insult. Gay man, if you don't mind - there's a lot of differences. For example, women feel safe with me :D

oh dont i know it, my mate gets away with alot of things, i dare not do them, i think the six inch heels may be dug in to my lower extremities if i did some of the things he does, damn you gay people :p:

Graham
25-10-2004, 20:58
I'll keep an eye out for it :tu: :)

Well at the moment you're going to have to look in "Promote your own website" in the "Internet" forum for some reason.

I've asked for the thread to be moved, but not had a response yet.

Graham
25-10-2004, 21:00
The idea is that women don't need men - so why have your toys shaped like bits of men? It's the ultimate rejection of men.

Err, it's more that the male shaped ones don't work particularly well for women which is why, for instance, the "Rabbit" style have become so popular because they put the stimulation in the right place.

greencreeper
25-10-2004, 22:39
Err, it's more that the male shaped ones don't work particularly well for women which is why, for instance, the "Rabbit" style have become so popular because they put the stimulation in the right place.
Graham, the personification of tactful :p:

Mind you, most of the men folk of CF will now be wondering, as never before, if they've been doing it wrong all these years. Maybe the stuffing a chicken approach isn't the height of pleasure for women after all :D

Mr_love_monkey
26-10-2004, 09:19
Maybe the stuffing a chicken approach isn't the height of pleasure for women after all :D

Dunno, my wife has always seemed happy enough when I've made dinner...

That is what you mean by stuffing the chicken, isn't it?
:dunce: :D

Maggy
26-10-2004, 09:36
Stuff the chicken?

Try stuff,cook and serve chicken dinner with plenty of wine,no kids or pets,foot massage and a listening ear, and that's only the pre-foreplay.

Then comes the real foreplay.You do know what foreplay is don't you? :erm:

Though in mr love monkeys defence I'd assume it's merely a case of a long forgotten art in deference to his status as newish dad. ;)

Graham
26-10-2004, 15:20
Then comes the real foreplay.You do know what foreplay is don't you? :erm:

Chav Foreplay: You awake?

Australian Foreplay: Brace yerself, Sheila!

;)

Maggy
26-10-2004, 16:20
Chav Foreplay: You awake?

Australian Foreplay: Brace yerself, Sheila!

;)

Sounds more like two ply time to me. ;)

Mr_love_monkey
26-10-2004, 16:28
Then comes the real foreplay.You do know what foreplay is don't you? :erm:


Foreplay! - that's what got me into this bloody situation in the first place! :)

(not that I'd change it... :) )

Nugget
26-10-2004, 16:57
Err, it's more that the male shaped ones don't work particularly well for women which is why, for instance, the "Rabbit" style have become so popular because they put the stimulation in the right place.

Well, if she's anything like Mrs Nug, the stimulation will be in the wallet area and result in a lot more handbags!

punky
26-10-2004, 17:18
Stuff the chicken?

You must remember when you were younger. Men get it drummed into their heads that size matters, so they assume the best sex is where they try and push it as far as it'll go and as hard as they can, like stuffing a chicken. Try and gain a vital few mms. Only afterwards the find out the sides matter too :)

marina
26-10-2004, 19:48
You must remember when you were younger. Men get it drummed into their heads that size matters, so they assume the best sex is where they try and push it as far as it'll go and as hard as they can, like stuffing a chicken. Try and gain a vital few mms. Only afterwards the find out the sides matter too :)Well it's good to know that you now realise the chicken needs constant basting as well as stuffing ;)

but back to Boots and new toys....... wouldn't making these aids more accessable, as in having them in high st stores and perhaps less stigmatised, make the foreplay time more interesting? perhaps less labour intensive? well granted not for Mr Love_Monkey :D and perhaps more fun and less run of the mill? :shrug:

As an aside........ i had a parcel delivered at work today and it had to be signed for, my colleague signed for it and i told her that i hadn't had it sent to my home address and i'd explain later (too long a story).... at which the Parcel Force chap piped up with...... "Oooh did you order something from Boots then? :naughty: "

:rolleyes:

i said "No......... Ann Summers" but looks like Boots certainly has the publicity if nothing else :)


NB. My parcel wasn't really from Ann Summers...... but it shut him up.

kronas
26-10-2004, 20:20
You must remember when you were younger. Men get it drummed into their heads that size matters

eh ? i thought it does, todays modern women want a man not a midget i think they make fun of men who have a small............wallet. ;)

gary_580
26-10-2004, 20:33
eh ? i thought it does, todays modern women want a man not a midget i think they make fun of men who have a small............wallet. ;)


How would you know :D

Sorry couldnt resist

kronas
26-10-2004, 20:41
How would you know :D

Sorry couldnt resist


thank you very much :mad: i have seen some examples of it being true, overhearing conversations by accident, women gossip ;)

*hovers curser over red rep button with intent ;)

gary_580
26-10-2004, 20:54
thank you very much :mad: i have seen some examples of it being true, overhearing conversations by accident, women gossip ;)

*hovers curser over red rep button with intent ;)

Seen some EXAMPLES :Yikes:

kronas
26-10-2004, 20:57
Seen some EXAMPLES :Yikes:


i didnt mean it in that sense, i meant that the previous statement i made that i had seen proof that women care and make remarks about the 'manhood' of males ;)

punky
26-10-2004, 21:01
i didnt mean it in that sense, i meant that the previous statement i made that i had seen proof that women care and make remarks about the 'manhood' of males ;)

Oh size matters. That is why we get it drummed into our heads. But it isn't the be all and end all. There is more to the whole process.

Also, i'd like to sex toys less stigmatised too, espeically for men. I have never used one (for the stigma if nothing else), but how comes if a guy has a blow up doll, he is a pervert and if a women has a dildo, then that's alright? Both made of rubber... Either they are both normal or both perverted.

gary_580
26-10-2004, 21:01
i didnt mean it in that sense, i meant that the previous statement i made that i had seen proof that women care and make remarks about the 'manhood' of males ;)

I know what you meant :D

kronas
26-10-2004, 21:02
Oh size matters. That is why we get it drummed into our heads. But it isn't the be all and end up. There is more to the whole process.


yup that i do agree with, but i think it helps in the long run to have a well proportioned one ;)


I know what you meant :D

you just love winding me up dont you :mad: :p: ;) :D

Graham
27-10-2004, 02:22
You must remember when you were younger. Men get it drummed into their heads that size matters,

What's this "younger" business? Anyone who believes all the spam that turns up would think exactly the same! :rolleyes:

Graham
27-10-2004, 02:23
NB. My parcel wasn't really from Ann Summers......

I shouldn't diss the competition, but *good*!

They sell a lot of overpriced tat...

punky
27-10-2004, 02:44
What's this "younger" business? Anyone who believes all the spam that turns up would think exactly the same! :rolleyes:

I meant her younger. I was talking about inexperience and the "stuffing the chicken" technique, rather than solely penis size.