Testicles for Dinner? [Archive]

Salu

13-09-2004, 16:50

http://212.58.226.30/1/hi/england/devon/3651400.stm

Would you??????????? Could you????????????

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................

Chris

13-09-2004, 16:53

/Involuntarily shifts in his chair and checks to make sure everything is where it should be

:sick:

Oh, no no no no no no no ...

Paul

13-09-2004, 16:55

:eek:

/backs away from this thread .....

ian@huth

13-09-2004, 17:03

Don't knock them if you haven't tried them. If you weren't told what they were you would probably like them. You have probably eaten much worse things that end up in processed food.

nffc

13-09-2004, 17:08

That's bolocks.

Ramrod

13-09-2004, 17:15

He said trying to get testicles into people's shopping bags may be a step too far. :rofl:

Macca371

13-09-2004, 17:28

omg is that safe?

malcpro

13-09-2004, 17:31

I don't know, after a few jars, and with chops from the chop ship, loads of salt and vinegar

Marge

13-09-2004, 17:46

How many girls have wanted someone's balls on a plate before now ;)

smegs

13-09-2004, 18:30

How many girls have wanted someone's balls on a plate before now ;)
Plenty i should think but to eat them i don't think so :sick:

mrmassive

13-09-2004, 18:41

Balls to the lot of yer :D

MadGamer

13-09-2004, 20:02

:sick: for me and :sick: for my dad.

Oh what the heck, ********

Stuart

13-09-2004, 22:05

Don't knock them if you haven't tried them. If you weren't told what they were you would probably like them. You have probably eaten much worse things that end up in processed food.
On the one hand, I probably have eaten worse. You can never be sure what goes into kebabs.

On the other hand, I wouldn't eat them if I knew.

Salu

13-09-2004, 22:18

Just think of that testosterone hit.........better than red bull. Or actually not too dissimilar come to think of it....

Would you swallow them whole or chew?

Marge

13-09-2004, 22:24

Would you swallow them whole or chew?

:eek: not telling :D :D :D

Stuart

13-09-2004, 22:25

:eek: not telling :D :D :D:disturbd: :Yikes: :Sprint:

Salu

13-09-2004, 22:31

:eek: not telling :D :D :D

I've gone red.....

homealone

13-09-2004, 23:03

I've gone red.....

I blame 'global warming' ;)

malcpro

13-09-2004, 23:27

I blame 'global warming' ;)Is that the best way to cook them?
mmmmmmmmmm, nuts.

Ramrod

13-09-2004, 23:42

:eek: not telling :D :D :DOr just gently squeeze? :D

Marge

13-09-2004, 23:47

I'd be quite ok then saying I was getting my gums round some plums ;)

nffc

13-09-2004, 23:50

Whoever posted this, is too (two?) nuts for their own good.

Ramrod

13-09-2004, 23:50

I'd be quite ok then saying I was getting my gums round some plums ;)Ohhhh, you are naughty but i like you :D

danielf

14-09-2004, 00:00

Ohhhh, you are naughty but i like you :D

Shouldn't that be 'you are naughty hence I like you'? :)

greencreeper

14-09-2004, 00:29

Adds a whole new meaning to, "Do you want fries with that?" :D

dilli-theclaw

14-09-2004, 00:34

I think i'd try them - after all they can't be worse than some meatballs I've already tried :)

danielf

14-09-2004, 00:46

I think i'd try them - after all they can't be worse than some meatballs I've already tried :)

I think I'd try them as well, well just one to start with :) Like someone said earlier: don't knock it untill you've tried it...

Maggy

14-09-2004, 07:47

Simple!Sell them late on a Friday/Saturday night at the donor kebab/chippie after throwing out time.Or curry them and see how many vanish after a night out. :)

Having seen some of the things some folk eat after 10 pints I'd be surprised they don't sell.Even if it is only for a dare. ;)

Nidge

14-09-2004, 09:25

Bulls testicles AKA sweetbreads are great, a Farmer once gave me some and told me to cook them, he didn't tell me what they were because he'd made a block of them it looked like Spam, I sliced then then grilled them they were beautiful, loads of brown sauce on them. I asked him a few days later what it was? He said Bulls testicals :shocked: :shocked: I was shocked but they were well nice. Years ago people used to eat sheeps heads, they used to boil it in a big pan, the meat that comes off a sheeps head is amazing, it was enough to feed a large family for a few days.

malcpro

14-09-2004, 09:36

Sounding tastier all the time

Ramrod

14-09-2004, 10:01

Shouldn't that be 'you are naughty hence I like you'? :)That too :naughty: :D

Nugget

14-09-2004, 10:47

He said trying to get testicles into people's shopping bags may be a step too far.

Last time I tried that I was arrested ;)

Maggy

14-09-2004, 19:26

Do you remember the chocolate coated pork fat thread? Well.........Can you see it?A mars bar inserted into each testicle and deep fried.Should do well at the chippie. :tu:

Incog. ;)

greencreeper

14-09-2004, 19:40

Do you remember the chocolate coated pork fat thread? Well.........Can you see it?A mars bar inserted into each testicle and deep fried.Should do well at the chippie. :tu:

:shocked: <Coggy reveals a previously hidden perverted, sadistic side>

:D

Maggy

14-09-2004, 19:49

:shocked: <Coggy reveals a previously hidden perverted, sadistic side>

:D

Don't worry yours are perfectly safe. ;)

MetaWraith

14-09-2004, 20:09

Nugget

17-09-2004, 16:59

Theodoric

18-09-2004, 20:17

IIRC, Alan Partridge once had a French chef on his TV chat show who produced a dish comprised of bull's testicles.

PS Has Delia ever done this dish?

Theodoric

18-09-2004, 20:30

Am coming to this thread a bit late, but i'm surprised that nobody has remarked that the Inca's refered to the Avocado Tree as the Testicle Tree.

Now how many of you have had a traditional Prawn Cocktail ?
And whilst the word testify derives from the Latin testis meaning witness as does the word testicle (the testes are witnesses to a man's virility), it is a bit of linguistic folklore that the word testify derives from testicle because the ancient Romans would hold their testes while swearing oaths. This is not true.

Maggy

18-09-2004, 20:32

IIRC, Alan Partridge once had a French chef on his TV chat show who produced a dish comprised of bull's testicles.

PS Has Delia ever done this dish?

Dunno! What would I look for in the index? :D

Theodoric

18-09-2004, 20:32

Dunno! What would I look for in the index? :D
Real TV shows, perhaps? :)

EDIT Ah, I see, the index in Delia Online. Good point!

high5

21-09-2004, 18:59

In Beijing, they sell testicles on a stick. I couldn't bring myself to try them, but man alive it just looked wrong... all roundish and grey and on a freaking stick.

high5

21-09-2004, 19:01

Although, I did hang out with a guy who said he'd been served goat testicle soup while in Cambodiea. He figured why not, and he said it ended up being one of the best things he ate there.

Nemesis

21-09-2004, 19:01

In Beijing, they sell testicles on a stick. I couldn't bring myself to try them, but man alive it just looked wrong... all roundish and grey and on a freaking stick.
Welcome high5, come in, pull up a chair and join in, nice to see you :)

dilli-theclaw

21-09-2004, 19:01

In Beijing, they sell testicles on a stick. I couldn't bring myself to try them, but man alive it just looked wrong... all roundish and grey and on a freaking stick.

MMMmmm sounds nice :) <licks my lips> :)