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FHM (http://www.fhm.com/default_flash.asp) is taking votes for the 2004 High Street Honey award - and Llanelli's very own Imogen Thomas (number 95 in the list) came in to the studio last week for some shots...and it was me behind the camera. She's the current Miss Wales btw.....
(sigh)...the things I do for my job..... :D :angel:
Theodoric
07-08-2004, 13:27
Well, this is the Imogen (http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/profiles/holstimogen.shtml) that gets my vote. Let's get a bit of culture into the thread. :)
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 13:31
*gets his booklet out*
she dont look very nice in that pic in the fhm booklet...
and it was me behind the camera.
Russ, mate, please don't take this as a personal attack or anything, however I have to say the pictures are pretty terrible! :)
Sorry, but having done a fair bit of photography myself, there are a whole bunch of problems with them, faces disappearing into shadow, red eye, intrusive background, flash bouncing back off the walls...
You've got some nice ideas and a pretty girl who obviously knows how to pose, it's just a pity that the end result doesn't really do them justice.
Sorry...! :Peaceman:
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 13:33
Russ, mate, please don't take this as a personal attack or anything, however I have to say the pictures are pretty terrible! :)
Sorry, but having done a fair bit of photography myself, there are a whole bunch of problems with them, faces disappearing into shadow, red eye, intrusive background, flash bouncing back off the walls...
You've got some nice ideas and a pretty girl who obviously knows how to pose, it's just a pity that the end result doesn't really do them justice.
Sorry...! :Peaceman:
you can bet he kept the negatives or memory card though cant you ;)
little pervert :p: *hides*
*gets his booklet out*
she dont look very nice in that pic in the fhm booklet...
I know, the booklet shot was a professional shoot!
Russ, mate, please don't take this as a personal attack or anything, however I have to say the pictures are pretty terrible!
Sorry, but having done a fair bit of photography myself, there are a whole bunch of problems with them, faces disappearing into shadow, red eye, intrusive background, flash bouncing back off the walls...
You've got some nice ideas and a pretty girl who obviously knows how to pose, it's just a pity that the end result doesn't really do them justice.
That would be to do with the fact I'm a total amatuer, the camera is pretty basic, there's no 'photo space' in the studio, just an interview room, light provided by a single bare bulb, the 'photo-shoot' was organised at the last minute....ahhh, the joys of local commercial radio :D
poolking
07-08-2004, 13:39
In other words, Russ's personal perv collection. :D
you can bet he kept the negatives or memory card though cant you ;)
Who...me....??
Don't forget to vote though! That's the purpose of this thread :D
dilli-theclaw
07-08-2004, 13:47
What's really sad is i saw the thread title and thought it referred to an old bbc micro game i used to play :)
i thought the thread was going to be something to do with big brother :Sprint:
What's really sad is i saw the thread title and thought it referred to an old bbc micro game i used to play :)
See Russ? There IS someone sadder than you :eek: ;)
NB. Sorry Dil :D
dilli-theclaw
07-08-2004, 14:14
See Russ? There IS someone sadder than you :eek: ;)
NB. Sorry Dil :D
No - that's fine :bigcry: I'm not upset or anything :( ;) :D
poolking
07-08-2004, 14:16
Not as much as Theodoric fancying a wrinkly old bird with the same name. :D
That would be to do with the fact I'm a total amatuer, the camera is pretty basic, there's no 'photo space' in the studio, just an interview room, light provided by a single bare bulb, the 'photo-shoot' was organised at the last minute....
Yep, pretty much what I thought! :D
ahhh, the joys of local commercial radio :D
And you wouldn't have it any other way...?!
What's really sad is i saw the thread title and thought it referred to an old bbc micro game i used to play :)
And a bloody good game it was too...!
Remember "Tulips from Hamster Jam"?! :D
Yep, pretty much what I thought! :D
And you wouldn't have it any other way...?!
Oh graham......... i'm sure there were many many other ways he would have had it........ if he could :rolleyes: ;) :p:
And today's award for The Most Predictable Response goes to....
:D
dilli-theclaw
07-08-2004, 15:28
And a bloody good game it was too...!
Remember "Tulips from Hamster Jam"?! :D
I know it's off topic - but for those of you poor people who haven't played it.....
http://imogen.ovine.net
Here's a pc version :)
Theodoric
07-08-2004, 15:30
Not as much as Theodoric fancying a wrinkly old bird with the same name. :D
Ahem, I didn't actually say that I fancied her. Just trying to raise the cultural level. She was often to be heard on the Third Programme, or Radio 3 as you youngsters insist on calling it. Hands up all those who remember the Light Programme and the Home Programme.
I know it's off topic - but for those of you poor people who haven't played it.....
http://imogen.ovine.net
Here's a pc version :)
Oh YESSS!!! Thank you :D
Downloading now!!
PS They've got XOR to.
But DAMN YOU! I'm going on holiday tomorrow...!!! :mad:
poolking
07-08-2004, 15:30
Ahem, I didn't actually say that I fancied her. Just trying to raise the cultural level. She was often to be heard on the Third Programme, or Radio 3 as you youngsters insist on calling it. Hands up all those who remember the Light Programme and the Home Programme.
How old do you think I am? :)
i want to do more over her than just vote for her russ ;)
:romance: :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance:
And today's award for The Most Predictable Response goes to....
:Dif i wasn't predictable on occasion......... i wouldn't be able to be unpredictable at other times ;)
You see........ it's not my fault at all but a necessity :cry: :p: Being driven to crass predictability is a cross i bear........ with dignity :angel:
poolking
07-08-2004, 15:36
i want to do more over her than just vote for her russ ;)
:romance: :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance:
Oi, join the queue. :p: :D
Theodoric
07-08-2004, 15:36
Not as much as Theodoric fancying a wrinkly old bird with the same name. :D
Ok, if you want a bit of less wrinkly culture, try this Imogen. (http://www.askonasholt.co.uk/Green/Green/Home.nsf/Lookup5a/Imogen+Cooper?OpenDocument)
Oi, join the queue. :p: :D
im at the front! :p:
im sure my mate russ could help a brother out here and put me in a room alone with her, just for about half an hour ;) :p:
im at the front! :p:
im sure my mate russ could help a brother out here and put me in a room alone with her, just for about half an hour ;) :p:
Would it take her that long to slap you and run out? :p: or is Russ being instructed to lock the door behind you?
Would it take her that long to slap you and run out?
well being the gentleman i am, i would talk to her for 30 mins :)
:p: or is Russ being instructed to lock the door behind you?
basically........yes!!!
Richard M
07-08-2004, 15:45
Hmm, she doesn't seem to have a website.
Maybe I should make one. :D
Hmm, she doesn't seem to have a website.
Maybe I should make one. :D
ill be the photographer, im good at taking pictures, i have a nice sony camera, high resolution :p: :D
poolking
07-08-2004, 15:47
ill be the photographer, im good at taking pictures, i have a nice sony camera, high resolution :p: :D
How do you propose to lure her to a secret location? :)
How do you propose to lure her to a secret location? :)
well there is no secracy about it, get russ to get in touch with FHM about doing a shoot (or if he has her number ;) ) arrange for a shoot somewhere, hire a studio, or even someones house ;)
Chimaera
07-08-2004, 15:59
im at the front! :p:
im sure my mate russ could help a brother out here and put me in a room alone with her, just for about half an hour ;) :p:
Half an hour????? Is that all it takes you?? Blimey is it worth it?? :shrug: :D
Half an hour????? Is that all it takes you?? Blimey is it worth it?? :shrugs: :D
no, but it depends on what IT IS your after luv ? :p:
poolking
07-08-2004, 16:00
well there is no secracy about it, get russ to get in touch with FHM about doing a shoot (or if he has her number ;) ) arrange for a shoot somewhere, hire a studio, or even someones house ;)
Come on were talking about Russ here, that's probably the first thing he asked her. :D
Come on were talking about Russ here, that's probably the first thing he asked her. :D
nah, hes a religious person poolking ;) i wonder if he would have the balls to ask her.
*goes back to dreaming about her talking in a welsh accent ;)
poolking
07-08-2004, 16:12
Being religious doesn't mean that you cannot ask for a girls phone number. :D
Being religious doesn't mean that you cannot ask for a girls phone number. :D
ah come on, *clutches at straws
true but...........i want her number!!!! :p:
Half an hour????? Is that all it takes you?? Blimey is it worth it?? :shrug: :D
I was gonna say, surely it won't take that long to ask for instructions.
ah come on, *clutches at straws
true but...........i want her number!!!! :p:
And I've got it ;)
And I've got it ;)
pretty please, im always nice to you, look i havent even started any threads about religion, and i havent called you churchy either ;)
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 16:47
pretty please, im always nice to you, look i havent even started any threads about religion, and i havent called you churchy either ;)
oh come on, he is obviously lying to make himself sound big ;)
all you have to do is *ahem* "borrow" his phone if you run into him at that meet thingy..:erm:
oh come on, he is obviously lying to make himself sound big ;)
we'll see ;)
all you have to do is *ahem* "borrow" his phone if you run into him at that meet thingy..:erm:
if i go, stop making the ideas so public :p:
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 16:51
oh and he might mean that *the studio* has his number, in which case he is also lying ;)
just because he is a holy man doesn't mean he can't tell porkies ;)
Oops, this isn't about what I thought - I'm sure Imogen is a drug .... :erm:
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 17:06
Oops, this isn't about what I thought - I'm sure Imogen is a drug .... :erm:
that's imodium...
...i wonder if miss wales can make you constipated as well? :Yikes:
that's imodium...
...i wonder if miss wales can make you constipated as well? :Yikes:
i doubt it, maybe release bodily fluids though ? :p: ;)
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:08
i doubt it, maybe release bodily fluids though ? :p: ;)
well looking at the pic in the FHM book, not really... i have seen better ;)
well looking at the pic in the FHM book, not really... i have seen better ;)
i go for the natural looking ones not photoshopped ;)
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:15
the idea of high street honeys is that they are natural lol....
go buy FHM NOW :p:
the idea of high street honeys is that they are natural lol....
i swear i have seen touch ups being done....
go buy FHM NOW :p:
never bought it, never will, im not a perv, oh and i would be killed by my family if i bought a copy.. :p:
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:18
i swear i have seen touch ups being done....
nah this booklet is a once a year special booklet, has all-natural photos in ;)
never bought it, never will, im not a perv, oh and i would be killed by my family if i bought a copy.. :p:
its not a pervy mag, honestly... it has an artickle in from an embalmer...and frankee and hot sopranos girl as well ;)
homealone
07-08-2004, 18:31
i swear i have seen touch ups being done....
never bought it, never will, im not a perv, oh and i would be killed by my family if i bought a copy.. :p:
so putting those two statements together, does that mean you are a perv if you buy it - but not if you only look ;) :p: :D
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:32
so putting those two statements together, does that mean you are a perv if you buy it - but not if you only look ;) :p: :D
looking over peoples' shoulders on the bus is obviously acceptable ;) :D
as for me, i just have a subscription :blush:
nah this booklet is a once a year special booklet, has all-natural photos in ;)
:eeek:
its not a pervy mag, honestly... it has an artickle in from an embalmer...and frankee and hot sopranos girl as well ;)
:shocked: :drool:
so putting those two statements together, does that mean you are a perv if you buy it - but not if you only look ;) :p: :D
:p: whats the point buying it when you can go out there and see it for free :p:
homealone
07-08-2004, 18:34
looking over peoples' shoulders on the bus is obviously acceptable ;) :D
as for me, i just have a subscription :blush:
- if I want a look I borrow my son's copy ;)
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:35
frankee]
says here she is a 32D and has to have her bras made to fit... ahh what you miss by not being a perve kronas ;)
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says here she is a 32D and has to have her bras made to fit... ahh what you miss by not being a perve kronas ;)
a bit too big for me :erm:
looking over peoples' shoulders on the bus is obviously acceptable ;) :D
:rofl:
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:37
a bit too big for me :erm:
you were the one that drooled? i cant win! :dozey:
you were the one that drooled? i cant win! :dozey:
hey those photo's arent the best!! i drooled over the body and face...
Tezcatlipoca
07-08-2004, 18:39
a bit too big for me :erm:
Too big?!
Too big?!
well im not too inclined to liking big ones, although i suppose we could have a round of tests...... ;)
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:41
Too big?!
he is one hell of a picky bas*ard this kronas aint he...
he is one hell of a picky bas*ard this kronas aint he...
well if we are talking about perving and physicality then yes i am!!!!
im not a normal male who likes big ones and huge rear ends lol :p:
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:47
well if we are talking about perving and physicality then yes i am!!!!
im not a normal male who likes big ones and huge rear ends lol :p:
neither am i, but i'm not opposed to *ahem* studying the form! ;)
neither am i, but i'm not opposed to *ahem* studying the form! ;)
the form ?
are we talking about curves, stick thin figures ? :p:
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 18:52
the form ?
are we talking about curves, stick thin figures ? :p:
i'm not picky :) though i have a minor obsession with miss knightley at the moment...
homealone
07-08-2004, 18:54
well if we are talking about perving and physicality then yes i am!!!!
im not a normal male who likes big ones and huge rear ends lol :p:
so actually, you'll pass on the 30 minutes with the subject of the thread, then :p: - not that she has a 'huge' rear, but I'd estimate more than 32" for the other attributes. ;)
so actually, you'll pass on the 30 minutes with the subject of the thread, then :p: - not that she has a 'huge' rear, but I'd estimate more than 32" for the other attributes. ;)
:rofl: it depends really because photos dont do justice, i think i need a reality tester of some sort :p: ;)
i'm not picky :) though i have a minor obsession with miss knightley at the moment...
the first time i saw her i was obsessed :p:
the idea of high street honeys is that they are natural lol....
Yeah, but you can be natural without being marginally above average which is all this woman is.
Yeah, but you can be natural without being marginally above average which is all this woman is.
Hmm, I'd say Imogen is much more than average but perhaps I'm subconciously taking her personality in to account - she is VERY friendly and charismatic, 2 things that I go for.
Hmm, I'd say Imogen is much more than average but perhaps I'm subconciously taking her personality in to account - she is VERY friendly and charismatic, 2 things that I go for.
thats the type of woman i would go for aswell, as long as shes freindly outgoing and speaks her mind (not too much :p: ) and understands me and i understand her... :)
thats the type of woman i would go for aswell, as long as shes freindly outgoing and speaks her mind (not too much :p: ) and understands me and i understand her... :)
Yep...and has a bum to die for..... :D
Yep...and has a bum to die for..... :D
*wants her phone number :p:
Richard M
07-08-2004, 21:07
Points brought up which I can't be bothered to quote... :D
32D is not big, that's pretty normal really.
I also have a slight Keira obsession but that's fading in favour of Shakira, who I recently rediscovered. :romance:
Oh and I value intelligence and curves far more highly than stick thin and model looks. :)
Ahem, I didn't actually say that I fancied her. Just trying to raise the cultural level. She was often to be heard on the Third Programme, or Radio 3 as you youngsters insist on calling it.
Us youngsters and the BBC....
i want to do more over her than just vote for her russ ;)
:erm: Has anyone got a Kleenex for Kronas here?
Russ, nice looking woman. OK Photography.
:erm: Has anyone got a Kleenex for Kronas here?
no one has offered, although i havent done the 'dirty work' yet ;) :D
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 22:20
oh lord... :sick:
oh lord... :sick:
OI, don't bring religion into it...
OI, don't bring religion into it...
i think he meant it metaphorically ;)
i think he meant it metaphorically ;)
I know... I was joking...
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 23:15
maybe i actually meant it as a vocal prayer ;)
maybe i actually meant it as a vocal prayer ;)
now why would you want to do that ;)
Kronas, do you prefer your women more, lets say, Avril shaped?
Dave Stones
07-08-2004, 23:28
you mean midgets? ;)
you mean midgets? ;)
No, I happen to think Avril is quite cute.
So is Imogen..
No, I happen to think Avril is quite cute.
So is Imogen..
:tu: :Yes: :handshake :p:
Kronas, do you prefer your women more, lets say, Avril shaped?
not really, i like petitness not too thin.
you mean midgets? ;)
i have a mind to red rep you for that :mad:
Tezcatlipoca
08-08-2004, 00:54
i'm not picky :) though i have a minor obsession with miss knightley at the moment...
Keira Knightly is nice, but she's so damn skinny.
Keira Knightly is nice, but she's so damn skinny.
a few nights with me and she will be alright ;)
Richard M
08-08-2004, 01:28
No, I happen to think Avril is quite cute.
TBH Avril does seems to be getting better with age... :erm:
TBH Avril does seems to be getting better with age... :erm:
you havent seen anything, yet, shes developed some acting skills, i noticed them coming through casually through the music videos, could be a future actress if she hones her skills, instrument playing, singing.
i said shes talented :D :p:
oh lord...
...won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friend bought a Porsche.
I must make Amends..
Sorry... Couldn't resist.
*runs for door :Sprint:
Ok, if you want a bit of less wrinkly culture, try this Imogen. (http://www.askonasholt.co.uk/Green/Green/Home.nsf/Lookup5a/Imogen+Cooper?OpenDocument)
I'm sure there's a gag about a classical pianist in there somewhere ;)
Dave Stones
11-08-2004, 12:44
...won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friend bought a Porsche.
I must make Amends..
Sorry... Couldn't resist.
*runs for door :Sprint:
:sleep::sleep::sleep: you better run.... *gets his rusty scalpel out*
...won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friend bought a Porsche.
I must make Amends..
Sorry... Couldn't resist.
*runs for door :Sprint:
:rofl: i can still hear that womans voice in my head singing that :erm:
i thought the thread was going to be something to do with big brother :Sprint:
Great call!
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