[MetaWraith]

Here's a bumper crop, i think they are all suitable for a family forum.

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then she'd never benzene.


There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.


There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass


There was an old man of Philly,
Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy.
He quit his job at the jail,
for a dolphin and whale,
And so was the life of Wee Willy.


There was a young woman from blackpool,
who walked the prom in a frock
she thought the best times were on a mule
and she loved sucking blackpool rock !!


The breasts of a barmaid from Crale
Were tattooed with the price of brown ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille.