2 chavs in a car without any music. Whos driving?
The police.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
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Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
(I think I've hit the motherlode of chav jokes)
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What's the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side
What's the difference between a chavette and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own
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Judge: What gear were you in at the moment of crashing your Nova?
Chav defendant: Reeboks and a Burbery cap.
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Chavette is doing the washing up when her 4 year old daughter comes up to her
"Mummy, I wondered why your hands are so soft"
"'Kin ell Storm" says the chavette. "It's 'cos I'm twelve, innit"
